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Good lawd, someone can"t take some fun ball busting. Making shit up? I can easily clarify things and take a proverbial poo on my own story. The reason I got to see boobies was it was a breast implant showdown, which is pretty common (I"ve recently learned) amongst those who own a pair of...

Coming from someone who over-analyzes everything, quite possibly down to fart tones (then writes a book about it), I won"t take offense. It"s more of a sore spot for douchebaggotry than lesbians and strap-ons. Considering I have random Asians showing me their tits while you"re reading a...

I know you"re just trying to be funny randomly popping in here to throw out one or two lines. However, lets take this threads title alone into consideration, and then take how many "men" in here are desperate to NOT be single. I"d be willing to bet people like you are the worst of them all. I...

I always see men at the nail salon. I am one of the rare women who checks out hands. I think men should have nice hands and feet. We don"t like snaggly freshly gnawed on nails or hard callous-y feet. It doesn"t mean you have to get your chest waxed (which is one of my FAVORITE things to...

I need to start offering my makeover services here.

I doubt she knows either because she"s insane. Assuming you"re not trolling, here"s my take on the situation. First, lets get the obvious out of the way; she"s nuts. Carrying on....I"m going to go out on a limb here and say she"s not into other women. She"s into saying she"s into other women...

It"s time to go home.

He was confined strictly to the Rickshaw but somehow didn"t show up in the user title or something. Thanks for pointing that out, it"s taken care of now.

I"d strongly recommend none of you do this. His parents are elderly, they don"t need to know about or deal with shit like this. Things of this nature can be catastrophic for old people (and do you want to speed up their deaths he"s already counting on?). Hell, my Grandma had a meltdown when she...

I think it"s because I believe there"s more to the story. If he"s positive she"s not cheating, then he"s checking in on her. If his buddy is also keeping tabs on her, then I don"t think I"m too far off saying he"s probably insinuated she"s unfaithful (to her) in the past which is probably what...

You messed up so bad. Like others said, women hold on to these things. It"s not like it"s something anyone would want to do, it just happens (and sucks). You overreacted in the worst possible way. I"m pretty sure now she doesn"t have much faith in you, because you (in her eyes) will abandon her...

Part of the story? You kept the most meticulous notes possible for everyone to see. How much more can there be? Details on your other children, probably fathered by someone who isn"t your ex-husband? Details on how you used them as weapons in your relationship wars? Alex will resent you, much...

I"m just posting here to let you know I am watching.

Someone has to come forward and give up the name of the dude so we can demand an update! I think you"re right or very close, like he was asked to excuse himself while she blew off some other dude (and he hung out with the other dudes girlfriend or something like that). Rangoth inventedThe...

Yah, she"s just a bitch who uses you. In special cases like this, I think you should humiliate her for shits and giggles (and primarily to keep her away since you will continue going back). Anyway, who was that (the one I mentioned), do you remember? Wonder if he got his willy tested for...

Maybe I"m mixing up my crazies but were you the owner of the ex who cheated on you, then you gave her a ride to or picked her up from the other persons place she was sleeping with? Or were you the one with the old lady who was insane? Ooooor? You all have so many crazy ex-girlfriends it"s hard...

Your attorney sounds pretty retarded if he thinks you have a good thing (unless you"re not giving out some important information here). I had a friend with a "good situation" like yours. Up until she (his ex) married someone else and sued him for unpaid support (her honeymoon), everything he...

Hi, guys. I found a "mold dude". They"re called Environmental Hygienists, the company I went with has a staff of only licensed & certified Environmental Hygienists, Water Damage Inspectors (that may be the wrong name), Mold Inspectors, Mold Remediation people, and two Forensic Scientists...

At least you got to abuse her for . I wish I"d requested something more degrading on her tit than my alternate e-persona.

This (some of) what I was referring to. I wanted to add, this isn"t to be cruel. It"s to point out the obvious many have forgotten. She was too young to be married and supporting a family. On top of that, she was being neglected; she was bound to snap and go chase the youth she missed out on...

Go ahead and tell that guy, because I will put money on it she will tell him what led up to those events. You "letting yourself and your relationship go" for EverQuest. Then you"re going to look like a big [jealous] douchebag. Don"t lie, you don"t care about this dude or him being cheated on...

I was hoping someone may know this. Does such an inspector exist that can check for mold and/or water damage AND tell the approximate "age" of it (like how long it"s been there)? Thanks and sorry, I know it"s a stupid question. Trying to find out who to attack for faulty plumbing. Seller...

I thought it wasn"t. You were married, just not to her.

I think that"s the point of his game,it"s a game. He"s not out looking for love, he"s looking to get his junk wet. While his "techniques" (for lack of better wording) are beneficial to newbies, virgins, basement dwellers, shy people, etc. I don"t think it"s a how-to for finding love as much as...

Not mean, but harsh. Sometimes you have to just man up and say something. If you do not try to stop this now it will end up worse and you"ll be the one enabling it. On the card topic, I love cards! I like to buy random cards and I love getting cards. I prefer a card over a present. The only...

Needless, I"m going to be 100% honest with you (and the rest of you can take notes). Do NOT even acknowledge her insecurity/paranoia except one time which is to say what I"m about to tell you to. It is not your job to clean up the mess someone made. The best thing any man ever did for me (on...

I"m not much of a religious person, but my bible thumping Nana is. She always says God gives you the strength to help yourself. You need to accept your wife is over you, she has been since you "fucked her over" and then was given the chance to be a vindictive bitch, turned the tables, and...

I don"t know why you"d feel bad and/or tell her she doesn"t have to dress up. This isn"t a friends house where you gladly let her "be herself" and hope for the best. It"s a company party where people are expected to dress well like normal goddamn adults do. Being goth, emo, whatever is no...

That and the "I"m easy" line is just that, it"s a line (women have them, too). She"s flirting with you, and I"d go out on a limb and say 90% of the time a female says "I"m easy" then pauses and say"s, "Well, not like that..." or something similar - she"s flirting.

I didn"t mention my cock-n-balls once, sir. So, Eomer, what are you going to plan now?

Nicer today after you took a stab at his looks wishing him luck (insinuating he needed it). There"s nothing wrong with having standards, as long he can accept the women he sizes up may carry the same (or higher) standards that he, too, will have to match up to. I hate to break it to you but...

So why the stealthy edit, sir? Worried someone like me will post and ask you to toss up some pictures of yourself and let the ladies decide who really needs "luck"? Put out or get out, pussoir.

As others have said, it seems like it"s you based off of the conversation (or lack thereof) you posted as well as previous ones. You ignored two "hints" (you"re cute + what are your plans this weekend). Then carried on to talk about people she may not even know plus activities. You should have...

I doubt I"m alone wanting to know her reaction. It had to be laughter, right? I mean, surely you thought what I did. First laughter, then panic, then dashing to the nearest door before the guy arguing with his pre-recorded self via PowerPoint drops into the fetal position and starts crying. I...

We did 14 day escrow. Moved in as soon as recorders finished (usually 24 hours after close). It depends on how fast your lender works and if the seller will agree to a fast close. I don"t know if it"s true, but I heard a lot of lenders don"t like 14 day rushes, could probably try for 21. Mind...

Do you have an agent (for yourself)? I"ve dealt with several REO"s and SS"s prior to writing them off and buying a normal sale, and never, ever, was I told we"d be locked in by simply making an offer. We were allowed to back out up until AFTER the home inspection (losing the cost of inspection...

Simmah down, Ragey McEmo, I lifted it. PS: I am pretty sure it was some joke that some/many weren"t aware of.

Ifsomeoneused the Moderator Forum where it was requested ALL bans to be listed there, those of us not named Tuco may know why. 7 day ban with reason being "You"ve got a week to get a video of you benching 300lbs. Come back with the video or an apology for being a lying sack of overpriced denim."

Aaaaaaaaaaand CUT!

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