Search results

What could be more satisfying than paying a woman to pretend to like you...

I wonder if range anxiety is less in Europe than in the US since the countries are smaller. I mean it's pretty unusual for an American to actually take a long road trip covering hundreds of miles per day but we always think of it as something we might do. If you live in a country that's 200...

You could probably fill that with black epoxy and call it a feature.

It's funny to think of him being the leader of a bunch of football players. Seems like literally everyone on the team could pick him up with one hand and throw him across the room.

TIL Kirun is into androgynous teenagers. You probably don't want to...

You're right. 20k will let most people use the power all through the house like normal. If you don't need to do laundry or bake a cake while the powder is out you can get by with quite a bit less. How much less depends on how many refrigerators and freezers amd heaters and air conditioners...

You can get portable generators that run off propane too. https://www.acehardware.com/departments/lawn-and-garden/outdoor-power-equipment/generators/3014224?x429=true&gclid=CjwKCAjw38SoBhB6EiwA8EQVLrnlvJZGxpa7VmrCAkwfNkXRyBlYNPAKxdyHCN9qGYkgKx9PSvglRRoCEoUQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds I have...

This game is making it hard to miss Jimmy.

This. If you want the least maintenance, just buy the cheapest Teflon pan at Walmart and as soon as there's anything wrong with it throw it away and buy another one.

He should knock her up immediately.

How fucking insecure do you have to be to make 20+ posts in a thread (including this wall of text) about a pop star you've supposedly never heard trying to make strangers believe that you never heard a song?

Cleveland? Detroit?

Unidentified Farting Orifice?

Uh, you expected more than 30 points a game?

The Giants blitzed on almost every play. Makes it hard to throw the ball since you can't hold it at all but on running plays if you can break through the first level then there's less guys to tackle you in the backfield. They went all in on this strategy and MaCaffree and Deebo punished them...

I wonder what happens when you take everything at once? Oh I guess you die.

The NFL doesn't know what it's doing with QBs these days. They want the athletic guy, but they also want him to not need to be athletic, and deliver the ball from the pocket most of the time and then have the ability to do magic when the situation requires, but they are drafting guys that ran...

Being an actual grown up will probably be an advantage for you as long as you can live on apprentice wages for a few years. Even with no experience if you are willing to learn and show up on time every day and don't have a serious drinking problem you will already be above a significant...

That's pretty good. I was going to mention the fire thing. They talk about fire breaks in the video as if they are an antiquated technology but that's still how most wildland fires are stopped and tumbleweeds seem like they were especially designed to catch on fire and then spread it across...

Most tumbleweeds here are russian thistle but I imagine it's something different down there.

Reminds me of listening to the 49ers radio station right after a loss where hundreds of angry fans were sitting in traffic outside the stadium and a lot of them are calling in to vent their rage on the radio. This was during the many years that the 49ers sucked. I always felt sorry for the...

When I moved to Arizona I thought of the desert sort of like they showed it in Bugs Bunny cartoons with nothing but sand and the occasional cactus. In reality there's shit loads of plants. They're just dry and have very few leaves and every damn one of them has thorns. You can't really walk...

Yeah besides the price, shark bite fittings are awesome. You can even use them to transition from pex, to copper, to pvc, and back again. They say not to seal them up inside the wall because if the o-ring dries out and cracks it will leak but I have some that have been in there for 15 years...

Reminds me of Navarro Bowman in the NFC championship in '12. He was never the same. Tore his ACL, MCL, PCL, and meniscus.

You speak from ignorance sir. I've made that for a lot of people and never had a negative review.

Around here a used pickup truck is roughly double the price of a car/crossover SUV with similar age and mileage.

I didn't drink milk for 20 years but someone gave me some goat milk and then some regular raw cow's milk and drinking that sort of reminded me that I like milk so I am drinking it fairly regularly again.

Hot grilled pineapple on ice cream is amazing. I've also taken it to the next level by glazing it with a rum and brown sugar reduction after it's grilled.

I don't get people who try to dispose of a body by just like throwing it behind some bushes in a park or some other spot in town where 100 people walk their dog every day. Might as well just leave it in the house and save a little time. How did he ever get to the NFL with a half-assed effort...

I just don't want sugar on my meat. I'll have a little barbecue sauce sometimes but I prefer spicy to sweet and never on a burger. I'll have ketchup in the burger as long as there's mustard to balance it out. I avoid Teriyaki on anything. Seems like every time a fast food place comes out...

Lawns are ridiculous to me. I have a pretty big yard but it's just native grass with various forbs and whatever growing in it. I have to mow it a few times in the spring but then I let it turn brown as the summer goes on. Never gets watered aside from the rain. I like walking on a perfect...

That's the NY Times recipe but yeah it is almost foolproof and turns out good pretty much every time. I bought this thing so I could do it and make a long loaf instead of just a round one.

The Rams had me worried in the first half. How is this Nakua kid so unstoppable?

Pizza Hut here does the buffet at lunch 7 days a week. They have a salad bar too.

Here's a $15 combo meal from the local mom and pop bbq place. Usually wait less than 5 minutes for it. If you go for fries instead of hush puppies they pack the carton full and last time I got them they were so hot they melted holes in the styrofoam. I don't have to say how sad a $15 combo...

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but there's shit in all your food. And you didn't see anything, just made an assumption based on the race of the people serving even though as others pointed out Japan is much cleaner than the US, which probably extends to their restaurant kitchens.

Y'all bitches ain't shit unless you're grilling burgers on a Kalamazoo... https://kalamazoogourmet.com/?fbclid=IwAR3oYGN0UdT-V5jIrCmsieeOOqk-YrkbkFRFFWMFLS42tt6JbjUxBXm_iRY

That would be funny but it's about as likely as someone signing Terry Bradshaw. He's 35 and hasn't played in 7 fucking years. There's 100 better options including Mark Sanchez at this point.

He doesn't sell the first two rows at any of his shows and instead sends the crew up to the worst seats in the venue and they randomly pick people to move down to the front rows. My girlfriend went to see Garth with her 3 sisters and they got moved to the front row. She described it as...

Hindsight. It was #1 on the country charts for 5 weeks and hit #4 on the pop charts. It also had its own line dance as someone else mentioned. People liked it.