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I remember getting into EDH and being like "I'm only going to buy a couple Mana Crypts, it's dumb to spend $20 on a card only legal in a niche format"

They take Gush from me in every format

GW stores starting a new army hobby league in April with achievements and shit, and the schedule our local store owner posted looks like it would hit 2000 point armies just in time for start of July.

I like the comment thread, "Of course you can't trust a Gentile to run the bank well"

Neanderthals are the biggest scientific glow up. From retarded subhuman cavemen to suicidally depressed super humans. "Why invent ranged weapons when you are tough and strong enough to melee DPS down everything with a reach weapon?"

Ever since he was raped by that bear it's been easier to stomach him

His brother and father died within a month of each other the last year, I'd be kinda fucked up and reassessing priorities too. Plus he had a spooking when the Twitter cancellation train tried to drag him into the blizzard shit storm

Wait you guys didn't have to make the deal with the skinless dude?

Where's my polka remix?

The free strategic reserves in Arks season is so fun, has made a bunch of garbage units playable

Yeah, there are a decent number of match-ups in 40k where turn one first player is "scramble to another hidey-hole if possible, or stay put"

If it's a modern take on Tolkien where's my gat?

Standard game dev is now six years of early access and then releasing the game just so that you can sell the expansion or sequel next week

I'm a proponent of spite investing. Invest in companies you hate. If they do well, that sucks, but at least you make money. If they do poorly haha fuck you shitty company. Win-win!

The Love Boat, featuring Alatar and Pallando

I can't wait for Frodo and Sauron's giant CGI fistfight with laser beams and explosions. Why would anyone call the lame 2000s rings "rings of power", if they had real power they'd blow stuff up not turn invisible like pussies

When the servers are down all day on launch the Diablo Double Down tie in will be clear

I'm just on Operation: Copy Vince Venturella until you don't suck

Well, here's my stormcast eternals army I traded a Tabernacle at Pendrel Vale for, still unconstructed. VS my 6000 points of chaos picked up one or two boxes at a time, so about 2k points assembled and painted a year. I can't even get up the spirit to resell the SCE, much less figure out where...

Yeah, I bought way too much when I got started and it just intimidated me into avoiding working on it since it felt like I was miles away from finishing.

My area was one of the demo areas for it, because we are fat as fuck

Body shape also circle

Minotaurs are nice guys, they've got Vs on their shield for Very Friendly

I am going to Scavenge them onto Varolz as Richard Garfield intended

Maybe the monster is afraid of the dark

I'll blast yer legs off so as you can say that to my face, umgi! That's a grudgin

This is not what I expected a 4cmc Thalia to look like, they got me there. I really like the Jin Gitaxias, his flip ability is a neat "quest" for your deck to go on. Where's my Ulgrotha invasion WotC?!

I just want to be able to kill my friends with shit

It's kinda worked with Warhammer decks locally. Most nerds have dabbled in Magic at some point, so the Warhammer decks were enough to get many folks to relapse.

Obviously Ahriman will figure out how to reverse the Rubric, but because Tzeentch is an arse, it will result in Thousand Daughters

I thought Loverslab was the famous Skyrim mods website

"Yikes y'all" These people are living stereotypes

Rollin with that 8% inflation

But I like the seats they're not inflating, so now I might have to sit next to another human being

Balloon always go up!

I want to see someone with World Eaters, Thousand Sons, and Tau for armies. Learn to do one thing, and do it well XD

Scoring enough points, and denying enough enemy points, in the first half of the game such that your opponent can't catch up even if he kills your entire army. Ork armies currently rely on this since they are too fragile to survive five rounds, so their game plan involves moving fast or forward...

Local store has been doing guaranteed box prereleases (generally the first prerelease of the weekend) for decades now, on top of the 2 packs per player in the prize pool. Used to also do top 8 drafts for the events, but too many people complained about the extra time added, so they went to...

Good work! I wouldn't feel bad about winning while being tabled, that's some factions entire game plan!