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  1. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Ohhh and her blowing a MARRIED on duty cop was after the divorce. Which really stung considering we were married for 11 years and she never blew me that entire time. Fucking bullshit. My poor current wife is having to make up those years, and boy is her jaw tired, lol.
  2. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    There was a scare about 3 years after the divorce when my Ex went to Phoenix for a weekend to stay with one of her high school best friends. Her friend is a lawyer, and they stayed up late drinking wine, all the while her friend is telling her I'm probably fucking her financially and I must have...
  3. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yup, the way I described my relationship was "We are basically roomates." for like 2 years. Then my wife started going out all the time, hitting the gym, having a lot more friends I didn't know or see. It went from us being roomates, to me basically being a stay at home babysitter. We went to...
  4. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Man, this brings back my shit dude. First off, what everyone is saying about moving out is true, DO NOT leave your house. If things get bad, the courts will view it as you abandoning your kids, number 1 goal is to keep being a good father and showing that you are trying your best to maintain...
  5. Onoes

    What's your craziest sexual experience thread?

    Nothing like 4 posts in rapid succession to show that you are cool, calm, and collected. No one's rustled here, everyone just move along. :D
  6. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    *Gestures at Ossoi* No one is ever allowed to give me shit about any of my dumb antics ever again. *Gestures again* I don't even.....
  7. Onoes

    The D&D thread

    One of my friends brought his 15 year old son to gaming one time... and he just kept coming. I probably play a dozen times a year with him (now 22) and his 21 year old wife. There are both totally fine, in fact I like them a bunch (more than his dad really). Age doesn't necessarily mean someone...
  8. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Man, found it, here's where it starts. Page 101, post #2002 of this thread. Uhg, embarrassing going back and reading some of this shit. I'm dumb. But yeah, feel free to learn about dealing with inanity if you want. (I did not re-read all this shit, just enough to facepalm) On the bright side, I...
  9. Onoes

    The D&D thread

    I'm 41, one of my friends (36) started dating a 24 year old girl like a year ago (he had just got divorced, have fun, whatever). He insists she's super nerdy, loves D&d etc. I invite her to join our game, despite the fact the group was already 5 players and I don't really enjoy dm'ing more than...
  10. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'll see if I can go back 6 years in this thread and find where it happened if you want to read specifics, but yeah, I had several multiple hours long conversations with her before this came to a head. As a short example, I remember one night I was texting her from work all excited because we...
  11. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm working on it! I'm going to show the boatload of work I'm putting into this place in the home improvement thread, just waiting until its not a construction zone.
  12. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    In comparison, the current conversation with my wife, who's just the right amount of crazy. Although she's talking about my new theater chairs and she can fuck off with that! Lol Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go wash my balls and light some candles before she gets home! Haha
  13. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What a fucking nightmare. Expecting rational responses from a crazy person is insanity. Pay for a hotel room if you KNOW she is a nut, I mean, ideally just don't fuck her in the first place.... but if you have to, don't do it at home. EDIT - Just realized my names in there a bunch, please...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Here, have some more.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hahhahaha, ohhhh fuck. I know all my crazy drama shit is way back in this thread, but YEEEEAAAAAAAH. Crazy girls are fucking crazy. When I first got my divorce I had a few encounters that genuinely had me concerned. The girl I brought home that fucked all night, scratched me up, choked me, was...
  16. Onoes

    Any hope for this painting?

    Yeah, I read through this whole thing with my wife and we were laughing so hard at one point she pissed a little. She is frugal and was like "Can we just pay the $500 for this?" but the thought of figuring out how to even get it to my house sounds like a nightmare. Just tell the guy you showed...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Any hope for this painting?

    Can we see a picture of what the original painting was that you found horrid? I want to know more about the backstory here. This is fucking RIVETING.
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    The Last Man on Earth

    On a side note, saw Will Forte at a screening of the movie Extra Ordinary back in March (literally like a week before society closed down) and at the end of the show he and the lead lady + director all went up on stage for some q&a. No joke 90% of the questions were directed at Will and probably...
  20. Onoes

    What's your craziest sexual experience thread?

    Gross, you aren't wrong, but gross. Funny aside, I met my wife the day after that, 5 and a half years ago. Random fucking world.
  21. Onoes

    What's your craziest sexual experience thread?

    While it does sound like something that would have happened to me, not me! I never posted on the original forum, just lurked... for like 15 years. It's insane.
  22. Onoes

    Destiny 2 - Clan Link 1st Post

    I see it, was just being dumb! Thanks, I'll be around this weekend
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    What's your craziest sexual experience thread?

    Ohh man, that reminds me of a story! So I'm 15 and have been dating a girl for 6 months, my first real serious girlfriend. We end up having sex on my 16th birthday (I bought her a ring and proposed to her right after because I was a fucking idiot and thought we were soulmates) and we both loved...
  24. Onoes

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    I bought it on Steam for $20, only have 3 hours played but I've been digging it. I could be wrong, but it feels like I'm already a fair bit into the game, seems like I have unlocked a lot. I'm going to be surprised if there is much more to the game. All in all, fun game, $20 is probably fair...
  25. Onoes

    Destiny 2 - Clan Link 1st Post

    Well that sounds great, thanks! edit: Jesus, this is what I'm talking about, literally took me over 30 minutes to figure out how to join the clan! I was the founder of another clan, and couldn't leave my clan until I was the last member or promoted someone else to founder, none of which was...
  26. Onoes

    Destiny 2 - Clan Link 1st Post

    I'm one of those insane people who has 500 hours in this game, but I only play with my wife, so there is great big chunks I've never seen. I have something like 15 quests to complete in raids and dungeons, but there is no fucking system for me to do that. I jumped through some hoops to get into...
  27. Onoes

    What's your craziest sexual experience thread?

    I laughed, and then went "Man... no way... but her oldest was totally in high school.. let me just check..." and she's just gone. Not on my friends list, not coming up in a search. No clue if she deleted Facebook, or blocked me? Either way, pretty sure the answer to that is no. I want to say the...
  28. Onoes

    What's your craziest sexual experience thread?

    Not crazy, but here's a ridiculous one. 18 years ago, there's a knock on my front door at like 3pm on a Friday, I'm not expecting anyone. Open the door and its a girl I fooled around with in high school, I haven't seen or talked to her in a couple of years, she had moved away after school. I...
  29. Onoes

    Board Games

    Another fast and simple card drafting game is Star Realms. My wife loves that one, and I enjoy it. I feel like its pretty 50-50 on strategy and luck.
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    Nintendo Switch (previously NX)

    I've been looking for one for months >_<
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    Animal Crossing New Horizons for Switch

    Yeah, my wife has been talking about this non stop. Apparently the first Animal Crossing game was her favorite as a kid, and she keeps seeing stuff on Facebook for this one. Got off work friday night and thought I would be nice and get it for her, she could just play on my switch. Went to...
  32. Onoes

    Vacation ideas for 6 days off - please!

    What do you guys like doing? Are you wanting a lay around and drink cocktails or a hike a mountain type vacation?
  33. Onoes

    Tokyo, Japan

    What island? I'm super wanting to buy land by Hilo on the big island and retire there.
  34. Onoes

    Kickstarters

    Haha yeah, I have that sitting on top of my game shelving unit.. its never been opened >_<
  35. Onoes

    Tokyo, Japan

    Fair enough, my background is 40 years living in AZ, so... If there is water and plant life, I guess my brain goes "tropical!" lol. All of my Mexico experiences have been near the US border, so.. dusty hot shitty desert. Bangkok was hot but not really humid in Dec/Jan when I was there, and I...
  36. Onoes

    Jojo Rabbit (2019)

    Like I said, GOLD. That does look horrible though, yeah. It does look like he only directed the pilot for the show at least, it was 10 years, and he needed the money?
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    Tokyo, Japan

    Ok, so my original trip was supposed to just be 2 weeks in Bangkok Thailand visiting my wives brother, with a few days in Chiang Mai. We decided that maybe we would end up murdering her family if forced to stay with them for two weeks, so decided to split our trip in half. We choose Japan... and...
  38. Onoes

    The D&D thread

    I like it too, the font isn't super easy to read, but its good enough and fits the theme. Good job! You should have 5 D12 Max Hit Dice though, so it's basically garbage. Start over. :D
  39. Onoes

    Tokyo, Japan

    I'm on a camping trip right now until Sunday, I'll type a big post up next week though!
  40. Onoes

    Tokyo, Japan

    Bangkok and Chiang Mai, so primarily tourist spots. We went to visit family, and while Chiang Mai was not as bad as Bangkok, I still wasn't a fan. We can take this to a Thailand thread if we don't want to derail in here. I'm known to type way too much once I get going, lol.