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  1. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I mean, I'm not saying that isn't the case, I'm sure that is accurate, but I also think every situation is different. My ex and I both had parents with awful divorces, her dad was a monster and they had to get the police involved, my mom was a monster and about drove my dad to suicide. Our...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Jesus, make me feel like a dick guys. My ex and I alternate weeks, minus Thursday. So, this week I have the kids every day but Thursday, and next week my ex has them every day except Thursday. I never go more than 3 days without seeing them, which seems perfect. Still though, by the end of my...
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    Home buying thread

    Here is my situation. I bought my current house in 2008 for 119k. About 3 years ago I refinanced to a 10 year loan, at 3.65% interest and am down to owing just under 75k. I had planned on paying this the rest of the way off and then, well, I don't know exactly, short term goals I guess. I just...
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    Future Man

    I also, just binged this a few weeks ago, then did an immediate rewatch with my wife. Can not say enough good shit about the show. Apparently there will be a third, but final, season. https://www.google.com/amp/s/deadline.com/2019/04/future-man-renewed-third-final-season-end-hulu-1202591769/amp/
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    Women’s Scent

    See, my wife HATES my cum if I've been eating/drinking fruit. I had a girlfriend in college who would only blow me if I went on a 48 hour pineapple cleanse, and I did it too. Drank nothing and ate nothing but pineapple and pineapple juice for 2 days, because she was great at sucking dick, had...
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    Women’s Scent

    I'm sure that hygiene is the biggest factor, but I 100% believe biology plays a role. I dated a girl who used 20 different soaps and shampoo's, she always smelled great, but get down to her puss and it was rank. I tried going down on her and almost threw up, I kept gagging and had to stop. The...
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I don't get all the Bran confusion. When Jon said he was a man now, and he responds "not quite" it's because he's not ever going to be a man. He's a half immortal magic faerie thing now. When people are talking about him wanting revenge on Jaime... again, what? He doesn't give a fuck, I don't...
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    Nintendo Switch (previously NX)

    Yeah, I'm headed to Tuscon in a couple of hours where I will be attending a workshop for a few days... Just downloaded Hollow Knight after a quick "Best games on switch" search. Here's to making a few thousand dollars while playing a couple dozen hours. I fucking love this thing.
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    Nintendo Switch (previously NX)

    Yeah, I've literally never even hooked the dock up, it's still in whatever packaging it came it. If I'm home, I have an awesome pc to game on. If I'm not home, switch time.
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    Philadelphia - Where Kegkilla was born and raised.

    Haha yeah, wow, I was pretty focused on "stuff to do in Philadelphia" that I didn't realize how close NY was. Do I even need a car, or will public transport totally have me covered?
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    Philadelphia - Where Kegkilla was born and raised.

    So, I'm trying to burn some vacation time at work, and have some free flights, so I decided to take my girl to... Philadelphia? The reason I chose that is because I have a friend there I would love to see and hang out with for a couple of days, and because I've never been anywhere too near the...
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    YAG (Unreal Indie Project)

    Hey now, I like the updates! To be honest, I would normally be providing more feedback, I just haven't got to play with it too much yet (busy last 6 weeks). I can tell you there is an issue with Ultrawide resolutions, the entire UI gets pushed up above the viewable screen currently. I played...
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Fuck any chick I wanted. The no pleasure would suck, but I could use that power for whatever. Not doing what I want? Someone gives you shit? I'll fuck your mom, wife, daughter, and they will let me. I can think of a hundred situations where this would be a hilarious power. Also, I've tried to...
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    Satisfactory

    I got a few hours in today, worth the $30 they are asking so far. Game feels like a mix of Factorio and Subnautica to me. They don't have much of the game available with this alpha, so its hard to say if the game expands out in a satisfying way, but I do feel like the bones are solid.
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    Gloomhaven

    The lore of it is that you are all a part of a mercenary company, and you all have personal objectives for your characters. So, while you are a team, you might need to personally collect 5 magic items, or get 30 killing blows. The only way to do that is to shaft other players. You all work...
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    YAG (Unreal Indie Project)

    $16.99 on steam now. Early Access and all that jazz.
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    The D&D thread

    Saw a free module called "Assault on Gumdrop Mountain" and then just put a spin on the idea. The overarching plot is stolen from a podcast called "The Adventure Zone" but again, spinning all over the place. :)
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    The D&D thread

    On a side note - we ended the session with the leader of their organization declaring that due to some resentment from some of the other less successful teams among other things, most of the organization would be leaving in a few days for an HR mandated mandatory team building workshop camp. The...
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    The D&D thread

    Thought my players were going to totally fuck up my "plans" this last week. I was sweating bullets as they went deep off the rails and started discussing things that would irreparably change the overarching plot. I went with it and let them do whatever they wanted, trying not to let them see me...
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Yeah, apparently that was a worry over nothing. Everyone else got on another server, made chars and started messing around. I wasn't able to get back to my PC until midnight, and Gilgamesh was open. I text the group, and 30 minutes later we all have chars on Gilg. I only had 30 minutes to...
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Well fuck, friends just talked a few of us into joining up, I'm currently downloading the client, but apparently they are on Gilgamesh. One friend is at char creation and its full, some googling makes it sound like the only real option is starting on another server and paying to transfer over...
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    YAG (Unreal Indie Project)

    Holy shit that's exactly my setup, 70' tv built into table, I just came everywhere. I've never needed that take my money .gif before, but seriously, holy shitballs!
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    Monster Hunter: World

    I finally talked some friends into trying this out. I'm at 130 hours played in less than a month, HR 58, lol. My friends are all HR 14-25ish, into it, but haven't been able to sink the crazy time I have been into it. I went dual blades, feel like I have a pretty solid build. Lunostra and...
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    The D&D thread

    Hey thanks, that was me! It was the first, and only time, that I've ever used Publisher. I did like the way they came out, but everything was manual, so its some work to maintain. Here are all of the publisher files if you want to mess around with them. Also, I threw the font I used in there...
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    Grim Dawn

    Yep, I talked a friend into picking it up and we've put probably 20 hours into it in the last couple of weeks. It's hard lining up our schedules or it would be more >_<
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    Lost Ark Online

    Yeah, just bought Grim Dawn with expansions, that's going to have to tickle this itch for now.
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    Kingdom Death Monster(Tabletop Sim)

    I was just considering getting all my expansions bound in one hardback book, reading all that last night made me so happy. Glad all the 1.0 expansions are getting love!
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    Nintendo Switch (previously NX)

    The nintendo E-shop does deals every week or so, I've picked up several games on there for $5 a pop or something that were enjoyable. Basically, if you see the title and go "Ohh I heard good things about that on steam" its probably great on the switch. I surprised myself by really liking the...
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    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Pfffft, the one guy I know, who literally quit his job for months to do that, still logs in, every single day. I agree it was insane, and I would have never done it, but fuuuuuck did he ever put in the time, and now he's a regular 30 something dude, wow is just his one game.
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    It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

    Yeah, I normally consume always sunny, but I've only made it through 4 episodes and at the end of every one I've just felt disappointed. No real desire to keep watching, what happened?
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    The Sisters Brothers (2018)

    I also caught this over the weekend, and while I was pretty meh about the whole thing (some good, some bad, a lot of things not really going anywhere) everyone I went with actively disliked it. I guess the more I think about it, the more I lean towards advising people not to see it.
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    Halloween 2018

    My son wanted to be the "Shark guy" from Fortnite. They don't sell a costume of that... so I found a picture, ordered a mask from Amazon and got creative! His brother just wanted to be "Gold man" because his favorite color is gold.. and he's a cute weirdo. All in all, this was the most...
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    The D&D thread

    Anyone want to toss out some idea's to help me a future chapter in my game? Here is what I know, there is a tower that is probably a bank, but I've also thought about making it a casino, or it could be something else. This tower stands in the middle of a large city, so it's not a dungeon or...
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    You just won $1.6 billion!

    Well dang, I'm still not a billionaire.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    So, 40 days ago I decided I was tired of how fat I've gotten and I was going to do something about it. I fucking hate working out, and every time I've tried I seem to stop after around 3 weeks tops of hating life and seeing no results. This time I decided I was going to try keto. Sep 1st I was...
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I had heard you could get another key by deleteing one, but I hadn't heard it could be + or - a lvl, that's crazy. So, there is a chance that next week, if 4 of us delete our keys and do the 5th persons +9, even if we fail on time, one of the replacement keys might just be a +10? Because that's...
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Haha man, So this week my group of 5 people got 4 +9 Temple of Seth keys and 1 +9 Underrot. So fuck, we decide to do underrot, because god damn we all hate Seth, and we do it and fail... Key downgrades to a Temple of Seth +8. So we say, well, Guess we are doing Temple ehhhh Bliz? And fuck me...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Man, I have to snooze, I'm angry when my alarm goes off every morning. I have my snooze set for 5 minutes and usually hit it 3 to 4 times, thrilled every time that I get to go back to sleep, and eventually get up and am fine. I'm basically an irritable animal if I have to get up on that first...
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I mean, you aren't totally wrong. The issue is that I've been playing with the same group of friends off and on for 14 years... and not everyone still has it. Here is our group and our issues... Me, DK tank 370 ilvl and 27 neck with almost no raiding. I fuck up here and there, but I put in...
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Man, I hate Raider.io and how it works. Raider.io scores you based on the top 500 clears based on server. So, I play on Tich, probably the most heavily populated realm, and I do mythics with 4 RL friends also on Tich. What that means is, I've had numerous +8's and +9's that haven't been...