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Pretty sure I could show up in a giant pink bunny costume and my kids would love it, so, pretty much the same reaction.

I wish I enjoyed some form of physical exercise. All my weight lost is just having a better diet so far. I have no strength at all, and a gut still. I'm trying to get into some kind of daily activity, but its all hard, shitty, and not fun. Bleh.

It's only a 3 hour drive for me, so it's not really a trip. My mom asked if I could put in recessed lighting for her after seeing what I did in my house, I said no problem. So that's the reason for the trip, thought I would try to have fun while I was there as well.

Well, its several things I think. I mean, yes, the driving factor is to have sex, undisputedly. Why didn't I do it before? Having full control of what I eat and portion sizes helps, as well as having full control of what's in the house (no one is buying ice cream and cookies for example)...

Which technically means I fit the criteria of banging Noodles sister, but knowing his murderous rages now, think I'll pass. :P Unless she's cute, then I'll risk it. Pics.

IT Director. I've reached the pinnacle of my career, probably.

And because thats probably going to spark up the whole name debate again, let me head it off with- How many people know your middle name? Almost no one? Yeah, so why not have fun with it. If that still doesn't work for you, well, suck a dick? :P

My name is Mikel Supercool Allen. My sons are Conrad Awesome Allen, and Max Awesome Allen. They're adorable.

I have 5. I do plan on full sleeves though, so there's that.

Nope, teenage girls still love the Jurassic park truck. I have a 16 and an 18 year old sister, and I've let them borrow it to impress their friends. So, I should be solid on that front too. :P

Teenage girls and gay dudes? Sounds like this is going to be an interesting year. Also, I'm working on the weight Kuriin! Down 26 pounds from January 1st. So, don't worry bro, I'll make myself pretty enough for you, just wait for it. <3 Gay.

I turn 35 in November. As for the hair and the piercings, it's for the attention. Granted this will bring unwanted attention as well, but I don't mind dealing with that, when a byproduct is that lots of wanted attention is also given. As an example - Me at Christmas, basically 6 months...

No smoking and dental hygiene I guess? As for me attracting crazy, I just cut the hair Wednesday, and had all 8 piercings put in Sunday, so you can't really blame that. Will I attract crazies now? Probably more likely, but that's kind of the point, I'm not looking for marriage, I'm looking...

I left the crazy girls number in my phone, because if she called I wanted to see who it was so that I wouldn't answer, as opposed to picking up and being put in the situation of having to either hang up on her or talk to her. I figured either of those situations could be bad, so just leave it...

So, I'm going to be traveling around, mostly for fun, although I have some work stuff to do in Atlanta. A couple of people mentioned getting together the next time I was in Phoenix anyway, so I thought I would see if any Rerollers wanted to catch up for a drink or to otherwise entertain me on...

Baby Headcrab?

This was my marriage. Everyone except my very close friends were incredibly shocked. The amount of "But you guys are the absolute best couple I've ever seen" was off the charts. Just because two people get along well in groups, does not in any way reflect their internal states.

Toodles.

Exactly. McCheeses post just made me yell out "WHY".

I have a big Straight Edge tattoo on my back, never planned on messing with anything mind altering, and didn't try a drink until I was 26. At 34, I find I quiet like drinking socially. /shrug, people change.

You sent me one before, but it wasn't letting me redeem it last I tried (probably a month ago), I'll try again tonight. If it still doesn't work, and you aren't swamped with people wanting them, I wouldn't mind trying another. /shrug Either way though, not a huge deal! EDIT: Yup, I still...

My apologies for implying your wives were bang maids :P I was mainly going off of Eomer's earlier post, where it seemed to me her purpose was to serve him, and then wait patiently for him to be ready for his massage and sex, while he did nothing but pay for things and then whatever HE wanted...

Seems to me like the only guys with no complaints are the ones that have a bang maid. My duties include- Pay X dollars a month to support my/her needs Her duties- Cook Clean Leave me alone generally Offer sex when wanted Thats what I seem to get out of the guys who have is "so...

Throughout the whole "buying a car" fiasco, and all of these insane exploits, I've been very open and honest, and made sure to include anything from me. If its a shallow thing to say then so be it, but I don't think I am a dick or a jerk. I tend to treat people better than I am treated, and...

It's funny because I was just thinking about this. Texting is so easy, and I feel like I'm good at it (aka smooth), but I'm wondering if its hurting me in the long run. With the crazy girl it was non stop, 24/7 texting. Even when I was asleep, I would wake up to 18 missed texts every day. At...

Nope, it had slowed down a few years before that. When we first met, really probably the first 3 years of marriage, she wanted sex every day, it was always very traditional sex, and all about her, but she wanted it all the time at least. When she got pregnant with my second son is when sex...

That was always the biggest issue we had. She spent all the money, I barely spent any, yet it was a massive issue when I wanted to buy something bigger. I wanted to do separate bank accounts, she was super against this, since we are a couple and yada yada. I finally lucked out about 3 years...

I was going to say the same thing. My ex did this all the time. I would be reading, or screwing around online while she watched a tv show, when that ended, she would get up and be motivated to "get stuff done". Would constantly ask me to help, so I would, and then I would go back to what I...

No one died, the end.

And Julian, Thursday night I went out drinking with friends, ended up at a different bar with some random guy I went to high school with about 1am. He invited me out to the back patio of this place where he was drinking with friends. I go out back, its 7 girls and him. 3 were smoking hot, 4...

I've had a busy week! As I caught up on all the pages I was behind on (from like 2 days afk) I wanted to comment like crazy, but every discussion was past. My bad. Also I pre-cum like a leaky faucet. I've had several girls tell me that they've never seen anyone cum some much, and one who...

If you have any voyeur fantasies Julian, here is your opportunity. Go open your blinds, and just stand in your window and stroke that thing. Maybe she's out there. Give the girl a show. Everyone wins!

My dad was a traveling high voltage lineman, about 25 years ago went to work at the Ford proving grounds as the company electrician and maintenance man. The plant was bought out by Chevy maybe 10 years ago, and he retired. About a year later they called him and asked him to come back as the...

You are a beautiful man. Thanks for motivating me to work harder at this shit. also, /endgay

Julian, you are literally in the exact same situation I was just in. 100% the same. Once she stops it will be radio silence for a few days, followed with kind and sweet apologies for being so crazy. Continue to ignore. Man, this makes me feel so much better. Mine was so crazy I felt like...

Wel, this is working out well. Every new story here makes me look a little less dumb. I know you've already realized you were in the wrong, but yeah, its the little shit that people notice. The little shit is easy to do. Do the little shit.

I was just there a couple weeks ago. I'll spend one of my weekends up there in July as well, I'd be down to hang with whatever Rerolled folks are around for sure. The irony when I survive all the lady drama, only to be killed by one of you is just too tempting. I'll look at a calendar and...

Shit. I'm 35 in November. All downhill from here.

See, I told you guys my shit was under control, what the hell is this maniac doing? :P

Also, Julian, what are you going to name the child when it comes?