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  1. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So people keep asking for pics, and I'm going "Well, I don't have one.. maybe I could find some kind of close looking girl to give as reference? Typed in "normal blond lady" into google and second row down found a girl who could be her doppelganger. Again, this is not an actual picture...
  2. Onoes

    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    Is there a plan for a Rerolled guild? I checked the first page and went back a few pages here, but don't see anything. I've only paid slight attention to this, but I'm thinking of giving it a shot. Anyone have any "good to know" info? Any classes terrible or amazing? Is there a certain...
  3. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I was just looking at Wildstar and going "Maybe a distraction would help...." lol
  4. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, I really didn't get a crazy vibe from her, not like the first girl at all. She seemed really starved for attention/affection. At the dinner last night she talked a little about how she isn't allowed to go out at home, how she doesn't even have a private email address or anything because...
  5. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So yeah, in summary, I basically feel like I had some sex with someone who was clearly conflicted about the whole thing. In the end, I feel like shit about it, and it didn't seem like she felt much better. Uhg. Yeah, I'm not going to do that again. I just read my entire post and even I'm not...
  6. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    OK. So, I was reading a lot of the "morality" posts on here, and I think I fall somewhere in the middle. Honestly, I guess it is kind of a desperate move, and I really shouldn't be desperate. I was caught off guard by the first phone call, finding out she was married, but I didn't know what...
  7. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Further developments, it will probably be morning before I can post, sorry.
  8. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Can't talk yet, but developments. Also, different hotels. I expect time to update in a couple hours.
  9. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No idea, she gave me one of the best blowjobs of my entire life last night though, so all is forgiven :P
  10. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No no no, I met her Thursday morning, we are all sitting at tables, assigned places, and she just happened to be assigned next to me, she lives in Maine or something. We got paired up during the day doing an introduction thing, and then several more times during the day for little example...
  11. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    As a side note, after dinner last night, she called her husband, and had him put the phone up to her 3 dogs one at a time so she could babytalk how much she misses them and how soon mommy will be home. It was somewhere between hilarious and terrifying for me.
  12. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wow, so at one point she went to take a shower last night, and I hopped on here for a bit on my phone, and was super surprised. First, at the people calling B.S., I tell you all my retarded stuff, no idea why you think I would just start making shit up. There have been plenty of times where...
  13. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Weird night. So, first day of the conference yesterday I get sat next to a fairly good looking girl. We are partners for all the dumb little activities, and we have lunch together. She's 31 and while being very serious, (I kept having to follow quips up with "I was just joking there" when...
  14. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, this one actually really annoyed me, I'm guessing thats her next "plan" for trying to get me to write her back, just annoying me and hoping I'll write back with a "Go to hell" or something. So dumb. Anyway, on that note, I'm off on my work trip, where I am totally going to try and go...
  15. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hahaha, she just emailed me the most ridiculous email. So so so so so so so dumb.
  16. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Everyone is a 1 on that scale.
  17. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Adventure Time! But yeah, it's funny, because a friend in California asked me what she was on a scale of 1 to 10, and I said "Well... I'm guessing she is like a 4-5 where you live, but thats like a 7 or 8 here." I liked her body, her face, her attitude. It was fun while it lasted, but yes...
  18. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Leaving for a 5 day work trip tomorrow, I'll see if I can't create some exciting stories while I'm out :P
  19. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Tities thread has nudes, but I blacked out the face. Here's not the best picture, but gives you an idea.
  20. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I was kind of thinking I would save that for the rerolled poster of the year contest, 2014 edition :P
  21. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I do have a 9 and a half minute video......
  22. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Uhg. I have such a hard time not responding with something simple like "Look, I don't hate you, but we are done, I'm sorry, goodbye." I know she's a crazy insane person, but uhg. I can't help feeling like I should say something, which I guess is the whole point.
  23. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I just read that quoted text, and the second line looks like something I said, and I went "What? I never said that." Just pointing out the part you clipped off was her sending me a text that said that, well, the "I" said "you", but you get the jist. The sad news is that I've yet to run back...
  24. Onoes

    Official Tucobucks farming thread - LETS CAMP AND GRIND IT OUT!

    DO I NOT AMUSE YOU? Pay homage!
  25. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I was thinking "Harem of homeless women". Turn my house into a female only homeless shelter, payment due in the form of sex, but you get all the amenities of home, plus soup! What could go wrong?
  26. Onoes

    Why do men keep putting me in the Girlfriend-zone?

    This is so harsh, but had me nodding all the same >_<
  27. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, I'm not going to, I get it, I just like to "fix" things. I just have to keep thinking about how me trying to fix this is only going to make it messier. So, no email.
  28. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    New Email! ~So hard not to respond, but I'm not responding!
  29. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Pffft, she's done with that now, she's back on match.com or whatever now :P
  30. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I swear to all that is good and holy, I'm super dad. The kids are never around any of this, and have no idea. They really, really don't. Time is split 50/50 so ALL shenanigans are done during kid free time. This is my weekend off, but what did I do at 6:30 this morning? Went and picked my 5...
  31. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, she hasn't sent anything since yesterday morning, but I'll let you know if that changes.
  32. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    /shrug. I mean... it was worth this. If she was spray painting my house or something yeah, that would be terribly bad, but sending me some shitty e-mails and texts? I'm not bothered. Plus, if I aim never stick my dick in crazy, doesn't that mean no sex with women ever again? I just need...
  33. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, like I said, no more responding from me. The weird thing is that she doesn't talk like this at all in person. She's pretty well spoken, and other than occasionally throwing in something about "Well, he's a Libra, and they are very drawn to that..." or something, sounded intelligent. I'm...
  34. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I feel the need to defend myself on two points here too by the way. A.) My kid issue. He's 3 1/2 and normally when he gets upset he will just say something like "You're mean and not my best friend anymore!" and I tell him to go to his bed for time out for 5 minutes, and he does, and then he...
  35. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Let me just preface this by saying that A.) At no point did I tell her I wanted to fuck her friend Sarah, or fuck a girl from Chipotle. She asked me if I was attracted to her, and I said sure, but only in the same way I'm attracted to anyone who looks good, and that she can't see every cute...
  36. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I responded because she really was sweet, crazy but sweet. I felt bad ignoring it, so I responded. Won't happen again, she's officially burned my bridge of understand and tolerance.
  37. Onoes

    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    When stupid easy shit is difficult. When I feel like something should be so easy that a chimp could do it and I'm struggling, especially if it causes me pain. Like trying to thread a needle and jabbing myself in the hand with it, or hammering something and bending the nail, doing it again and...
  38. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Do you seriously want me to post them all? I can, but it will take a fucking hour to read, its all insane babbling. And B.) Well, I am Onoes, so of course I responded. I sent a "I'm glad we can end this on a positive note, thanks for the apology" email last night (of course it was much...
  39. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, I woke up this morning to 8 more emails, a couple of them are probably 4-5 pages long if I was to print them. It's clear she's super sad/upset by the contents, but she's going to have to deal with it. I don't know what I can do, short of rushing over to her house and holding her and...