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  1. Onoes

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Bliz name is Onoes#1842, I requested an invite in game a couple days ago, but here's an official one here as well! :P
  2. Onoes

    ReRolled AssHat of the year, round 1 VOTING

    Eliminated round 1, damn straight! I was going to stop loaning you jerks money if I made it to round two. Also... uhhh, I still haven't had anyone actually pay me back yet? Just saying....
  3. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I have a friend who does this. Single guy, doesn't like hanging out with woman, doesn't want anything but to have some sex and go back to his normal life. He takes a vacation once or twice a year to places where he has a few different girls every day, over the course of a couple weeks out of...
  4. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm in the same boat as Wombat, I would prefer a girl with a higher partner count. I've slept with maybe 8 or so virgins, and it was never anywhere as nice as someone who knew what they were doing/knew themselves, etc. Being a virgin just comes with a slew of hang ups and issues that annoy me...
  5. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We can both do better. We need to get a picture of Lindz punching me in the nuts, while I'm surfing cars on Craigslist, and she's wearing socks like gloves. Are you not entertained?!
  6. Onoes

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Ditto, I just bought Reaper, and am reinstalling now. Pretty sure my only char was a max lvl monk, stopped playing long before the paragon levels/infernal machine stuff. So.. I'm sure I have some catching up to do. Clan invites how?
  7. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    And yeah, I'm guessing I weighed 150 or 160 back then. On Jan 1st 2014 I weighed 217. As of this morning I'm at 193.7, so I'm down about 25 pounds in 2 and a half months. It's definitely moving in the right direction. At some point I'm going to have to start working out and not just dieting...
  8. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I haven't been threatened or hurt in probably 15 years? This girl is smiling at me and shit, swings her arm down and nails me in the nuts. I tense up, and my elbows come down, but I mostly just froze. I was trying to process, I was thinking maybe she meant to slap my leg, or maybe she was...
  9. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    One last old picture of her, I'm the guy just starting to get fat in it! And here is what I looked like when I met her. This was taken when had been dating maybe two weeks. This is the me I would like to return to. Skinny, fun, punky me. I was really happy with myself, and I had a...
  10. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Here are a couple pictures of myself taken this week, for a friend across the country. A female friend. Who's married. I've been talking to her quiet a bit. I'm trying to make sure I keep you guys entertained in the future. Here are the couple I uploaded here before of my now Xwife...
  11. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Ouch, bunch of dicks up in here. Man child? I mean, I suppose that's technically correct, as I do feel like a 15 year old in a 35 year old's body, but still, ouch. Here's some pics. Here was my friends band I was up on stage with Friday and Sat, was a blast (other than the nut punching...
  12. Onoes

    Puzzles and Dragons

    Ok thanks, I'll keep hanging on to them! Thanks!
  13. Onoes

    Puzzles and Dragons

    So, this is a use my stones godfest? Or hold out? I have U&Y, who is my leader, and Karen who I don't right now. Otherwise I'm just using random dragons for my team.
  14. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Shit, it could have been the same girl! Twilight zone!
  15. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    New problem, why didn't anyone warm me about this? So. Here's a little something insane. Jons gig ends and I pay the waitress who's been helping me all night and go up on stage to see if he needs help. We talk some and then he says he needs to go backstage to change and we can leave. I say...
  16. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    And again
  17. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Spotty Internet fail.
  18. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I just assume you are all fucking up as much as me, and not sharing. Having a blast out here, I'll post some pics when I get back. If anyone's in downtown San Diego, I'll get you drink if you come by! At Moonshine Flats, it's a big ass cowboy club, lol. I'll literally be the only guy in the...
  19. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    And it's done. Judge was awesome. We got everything we asked for. Joint everything, I keep the house. My wife went, even though she wasn't asked to, and the judge called her up to chat a little too. The judge ended by saying how if every divorce was like this, she would be out of a job...
  20. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    11 hours 30 minutes to Divorce. I'm ready for this, but wow, the nerves and stress are really kicking in right now. As soon as the thing ends I'm headed to San Diego to visit a friend. He's the lead singer of a band, and has a show tomorrow night and Sat night, so I'm really looking forward...
  21. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I would totally argue this. I grew up with 4 sisters, and dolls and playing house. I understand what your saying, a lot of guys can only focus on football and hunting or whatever, but I really feel like that changes more and more every year. As much as I think my kids mother is a good mom...
  22. Onoes

    First high school reunion coming up

    Same boat as almost everyone here, didn't go to mine, I was not popular with my class and any friends I made from then I am still in constant contact now. I think there is literally one friend from high school I don't talk to anymore, and its because he got heavy into drugs and shit after high...
  23. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Ha, I noticed that yesterday and clicked it. Imagine my disappointment.
  24. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Obviously I would be a great roommate, we wouldn't need tv or internet, I could provide the entertainment with my daily hijinx! :P
  25. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Did you look at POF in Kingman AZ? Lol, I just went and looked, and found my next door neighbor. Also, no way some of these girls live here, there's just no way. Am I just looking at fake profiles here and there? I've never looked into online dating stuff... I guess I could just go read...
  26. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If Ham was the dude, I would be, my god that would be amazing. I wish I could remember what she said the bike ride was for. I'm sure its random internet coincidence, but holy hell would that be crazy awesome. And yeah, I'll stick to my guns now. I just needed to take a step back, wash the...
  27. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She moved here in high school, she was from Flagstaff.
  28. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She told me it was a guy she grew up with. So yeah? I didn't ask if they had been together because I didn't care, but probably? Either way. Holy hell. Noisy sigh relief indeed.
  29. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That guy just quit his job to move to another state to be with her. I don't feel so retarded now, maybe thats why I'm happy.
  30. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    BREAKING NEWS! hahahhahahhaha So, I just went to facebook, and guess what? The guy who lives in Colorado? He put a post on his page, and tagged her in it, so, because she is on my friends list, its right at the top of my facebook page. His post? Wait for it.... Wait...
  31. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    He's a single guy who works in IT and plays WoW. He doesn't drink or party. The absolute worst I can imagine is me having to go "Dude, please wash the pan you used." or something.
  32. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My house is probably right at 2,000 sq feet, maybe a little over, but right around that. Space wouldn't really be an issue. Honestly, I would just give him the master bed and bathroom since I'm not using it anyway, and he's a pretty solitary dude. I lived with him for a couple years from like...
  33. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah guys, don't worry, I'm done with it. I think it was weird/hard for a couple of reasons. Obviously the length of my marriage and the drought of having nothing for years, I latched on like crazy. Secondly, every single girl I was every with was either a one night stand (or one weekend), OR...
  34. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Cop doesn't need cause to walk his dog around the car, he can then ask me to open everything up because his dog is acting funny, which is his cause now. It's up to him to determine if the dog is acting funny. So he can basically do whatever he wants. Yeah, I'm done with her, if she messages...
  35. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    See, I'm glad I didn't post last night, BECAUSE shit went down while I was sleeping, lol. And just first on the car ticket thing because people asking - The interstate speed limit in vegas is 65. I had cruise set to 70. I got pulled over just outside Vegas, on the way to Boulder, by a...
  36. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    More updates but I'm so tired and on my phone, I'll post in the morning when I get to a pc. Nothing crazy, no machine gun strippers or anything. Just wanted you all to know I'm reading, laughing, and going to sleep for now.
  37. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well, I'm back from my New Orleans trip. My apologies for posting the nudies in here! It was late, I was excited, and I think we have been able to determine I'm not always the brightest bulb. So update. I left for LA Wednesday night at Midnight, I stopped by and saw the girlfriend before I...
  38. Onoes

    Puzzles and Dragons

    Thanks! I just beat castle of Satan this morning, sitting on 26 stones, I'll wait! Back to Mardi Gras!
  39. Onoes

    Puzzles and Dragons

    Do I want to use my gems for today's Indian godfest? Or wait?
  40. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Pretty sure they are wanting something more like this.... EDIT: Pics removed. Don't post NSFW shit in this forum(or any forum other than SS and Rickshaw). -Soy Never say I didn't give you anything. ^_^ P.s. Those are all from tonight! We also made a video. Again, she's fucking awesome...