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Ohhhh and here we go. It's almost midnight and I just got an email from her - first communication since yesterday. Here is what I'm dealing with, and again, I ONLY ever fucking worshipped this girl and smothered her with kindness and compliments. So, without further adu, her apology / attempt...

Won my first match, lost my second, waiting on the other guys to finish to see if I get 3rd or 4th in this draft. I did snag a Vampire King in the draft though, so either way, I'm already happy!

<- what about this guy?

Noodle loses the bet of us getting back together. I had a rule before I was married, that if someone hangs up on me, I'm done with them. If you can't keep your shit together enough to have a phone conversation, you are not going to be able to effectively communicate when actual shit comes up...

Yeah, I grew up with a parent who was all about guilt, that shit rolls right off me. I'm feeling totally fine. If anything, really relieved I'm not going to have to initiate this, as it was bound to "need" to happen at one point or another. She clearly wanted a lot more than I did, and I'm...

Thanks! Grabbed it sight unseen before I watched the 10 minute video. I can always use more 2 player games.

And the super nice but crazy girl just went nuts. Apparently 3-4 weeks is the length she can keep it together before flipping the fuck out. Well, it was fun while it lasted, really glad I got the kinky sex in while it was on the table! As far as what the deal was about? A few days ago I...

100% agree. A girls pussy and lube level have so much to do with it. The more friction you have, the more your cock gets gripped, the faster you cum.

Exactly. Maybe 2 days a week I get between 6 and 9 hours, and feel fine again.

My wife was "maybe" 20. Once she came, she would pressure for me to just finish fast, not in a "I want you to feel as good as me" way, but in a "I'm ready to be done now" way. This girl was still grinding on me when I dropped her off at her hour. She's texting me today about how sore she is...

Technically I said 3-5 hours, and actual sex was 2 and a half hours total (1.5 hour, break, 1 hour), and I would argue that during the hours break there was still a lot of touching, kissing, and light playing. So yeah, definitely not 5 hours, but meh. As far as that being way too long, I...

So, I ask every godfest, Is this the one where I blow my 60 stones? I have Umisachi&Yamasachi and Kirin(Although I've never used her) from starting the game, the rest of my team is all just dragons.

Mission pretty much accomplished. Picked her up at 6, by 6:15 I was undressing her at my house. Bedroom stuff went about an hour, took her to the other room and blowjob while I controlled the vibrator lasted maybe 15 minutes? Took her back to the bedroom, got a washcloth, put warm water on...

I'll work the Truck into something at some time :P

Again, this girl is the wettest thing I've ever been a part of. I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't experienced first hand. She weighs maybe 105 pounds, but loses a fucking gallon of juice every single time we have sex, it makes no sense to me. I bought an old person rubber sheet thing for...

I could do that..... She's coming over tomorrow, well, thats the plan anyway! Time to break out my new treasure trove of kinky sex stuff! FINALLY.

Had to Google sex trophies. I was not disappointed.

Yeah, but after.. 20+ hours of unprotected sex.. if she lied, I'm screwed already? I understand bitches be crazy, and I understand not smart, but a fairly moot point now ehh?

Wow, so I was already thinking "Should I just create a new thread "The Misadventures of Onoes" or something so I don't keep shitting up the divorce thread with my day to day goings on?", but it seemed like maybe that would be too narcissistic, but now that Lindz has won the thread...... Is...

Yeah, tons of white for me as well, my least favorite color >_<

Hahah, ok, so how about this? Last night I ended up working late. I called my now "sex friend" girl, well text her, at just after 11 and said "Are you still up? I'd like to stop by." I stop by and within a few minutes we are in her bathroom pulling our clothes off (her daughter was asleep...

Haha, it's funny to me that you guys are more upset about any of this than I am. I suppose so is about everyone I know, but I really can't be bothered to be upset. It's like finding out your friend had been stealing money from you for years... after you won the lottery. WHO CARES. Thats how...

Haha, yeah, it was a vinyl decal thing that was a gift. I actually took it down while cleaning last night

Seriously, there is no way I would ever get back together with her. I have no problems talking with her and sympathising, but emotionally, that rope is severed. And I typically don't talk with her, we are not talking every day or anything. Those are literally the only 2 conversations we have...

In other news, in the last 2 weeks I've spend $5,100 dollars on house upgrades, with a few hundred more to go I'm sure (Painting the entire interior this weekend), but its looking so much nicer. My fucking poor Ex-wife. I'm not in any way being a dick about it, it's just a lot more free time...

Just a quick and easy thing, I pulled out all the gross yellow recessed lights with bulbs and replaced them with white LED ones today. I took the pictures in the kitchen because of the amount of lights close together, not sure that the pictures really do them justice, but it's much nicer. I...

Just coasting. Been with her a couple times, haven't gone all bondage master yet, as so far I've been over to her place both times. We were supposed to get together tonight, but it looks like her babysitter is sick, so thats not happening. I'm busy doing a lot of home improvement stuff, so...

Roger that!

No future wife - lesson learned No serious relationship with this one- lesson learned I got this.

Should I just add "I had a vasectomy, I can't get anyone pregnant." as a signature? I swear we have gone over this a dozen times. Do I need to post a pic of the scar on my nuts?

Living room done! I had them put a Herringbone pattern in on this one, really happy with it. All thats left to do now is put baseboard back on. I'm thinking about painting the whole house first. Haven't made up my mind for sure. Ohh, and also cleaning my insanely filthy house after 9 days...

I can't say I'm not excited.

Well, last Friday (err, friday before last) the girl I had the few week thing contacted me. She told me she made a huge mistake, and wanted to know if I would be interested in dating. I told her no, sorry, but I can't just trust her when she ditched me out of the blue like that. She said she...

Yeah, it's all just tile. Lazy, tricky, tile.

Got all the carpet pulled out of my house, tile work has started! Barely anything done so far, but looking good.

Newb question probably! For playing single player, is there a specific follower I should be using for best results? I'm a monk, if that matters. If the answer is yes, an explanation of why would also be great. Danka.

I got this bad boy last night, almost 50% stun chance? YES PLEASE.

First Purple named monster I come across? FOHSGRAVE That can't just be random right? I cracked up.

He is a cruel and vengeful God. Although to be fair, I think every one of my "firsts" was with religious girls, so while not religious myself, I had a high respect for the church's ability to churn out girls easily talked into things!

Just went to a wedding maybe 6 months ago, where the bride was 36 and claimed to be a virgin. I believe it. She's fat, mean, and SUPER Mormon. She still lived with her mom. A guy I knew through a guy I knew was marrying her, because they met playing WoW. I met her, and I get along with...