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Hahhaha, you guys <3

Agree. I stopped by the supermarket last night, 12 roses $16.99, or 12 roses in a vase $39.99. I bought 12 roses, then stopped at wallyworld and picked up a nicer vase for $2.97. $20 total

I did the tv sitcom standard of roses and chocolates for the girl I'm seeing last night. I set them up on her patio, then texted and said "Hey, I think maybe I dropped my flash drive when I took my keys out of my pocket the other night, would you mind checking your front porch to see if its...

100% not getting married again, it's just not happening. I don't mind being in a relationship, but yeah. No marriage.

Hahhaha you guys are fucking hilarious. I lost it with Noodlefaces comment. Yeah, its awesome, I'm super thrilled with this whole situation, I'm not going to lie. She's a freelance artist/webpage designer and apparently does quite well for herself, so I'm not expecting any requests for money...

So, your saying that the constant texting back and forth, and spending the last two nights with her was a mistake? hahah, yeah, I know, but its so GOD DAMN FUN. I'm aware I'm doing this all wrong, but she's sooooo fucking great, I just can't get enough. I left her house at like 3 am last...

I'm not marrying her. No worries. ^_^

I played with Golgotha and can confirm everything he said there as being spot on. Also, he's waited the hour it took me to roll high enough to murder everyone while standing on the crown, so props to him for not dropping the game! I'm a low rolling machine!

Wow, I was really hesitant to post anything about it yet, because I was sure I was going to get a wave of "What the fuck dude, you're divorce isn't even final yet, your wife is going to find out and revenge fuck you in court you stupid shit!". I was pretty much expecting a mountain of that. So...

Development. So, I stopped by the courthouse last week to check on the status of my divorce, as all I'm left waiting for it the final date. They said the judge only schedules the hearings twice a month, so I would probably be getting one at either the end of the month, or the the start of next...

How is that better than the Barclaycard Arrival? -No Foreign Transaction Fees -2 point/dollar on ALL purchases -40,000 points if you put $1000 on it in the first 3 months (Plus I had the first 4 years annual fee waved, but that may have been a deal) -Get 10% of your points back when used...

I started dieting on Jan 1st. I bought a scale and a fitbit bracelet thing. At this point I've done nothing but monitor my calories, aka, eat less/drink water instead of diet soda. Here are the results so far (14 days in) I'm sure it will just stop falling on its own sooner or later...

Firstly the OGRE, was a kickstarter but I missed it too. I ended up getting it CHEAPER online at Sci-fi-city.com, although I just checked and it looks like they are no longer for sale, sorry! Next the wiring, yes, it was the first time I had ever done anything like that, really my first...

Man, I loved it. I was in tears off and on through the whole thing. Definitely not for everyone, but as an empathetic guy, I connected and was along for the ride the whole time. 10/10 for me.

Close, Kingman!

So did I, which is why I'm trying to handle it differently. It would have been much easier had my mother and her entire family not constintly told me what a piece of shit my dad was, and hearing the constant screaming and cussing matches between them. My dad's a really good dude, and my mom is...

All of that is possible yeah. See my little tag though "Optimistic Pessimist". I am well aware that I can worry about all of that, or about floods, fires, and gas leaks. I choose to be as optimistic as I can, while understanding bad shit happens and being prepared for it. I basically hope...

Wait, we are supposed to be EATING it? I've been self administering garlic clove suppositories, will that still make me immortal?

Advice time! So, now that I can do whatever I want to my house, I'm thinking about cha-cha-cha-changes! One thing I've always hated is the carpet. I don't like it, I don't want it. BUT, what to do instead? Here is my living room. The carpeted area is about 17 feet by 14 feet. This...

Yeah, I'm not sure what alternative you suggest? As far as her making bad decisions, the kids have no idea she is doing anything different. If she wants to go wild and do whatever on her own time thats fine, if it started overlapping with the kids this would be a whole other thing. She's...

Nothing really exciting going on with my divorce. I submitted the "Default" paperwork last Friday, which was the 21 day point from the initial filing, which is what's required. So, now case progresses. We have to attend and get a certificate from a co-parenting class next week, otherwise...

I guess I was just curious how other divorced guys on here felt about it.

I had to use my real name for accuracy... Onoes was... disappointing. He looks so sad. 0%

My advice? Marry that redhead asap, you have to lock that shit down. Also, that way you can keep participating in this thread for years to come! Random offshoot question. I was reading that most divorced men remarry within 2 years. I never plan on remarrying, and I didn't even have a...

EXACTLY what I was going to say. Hated Oaho and Maui, the best way I can explain it is "You are just in southern California". That's it. If you want a honeymoon in SoCal, you could just go there and spend less. If you want an awesome tropical island vacation, Kaua'i or the Big Island 100%.

Who's the board idiot now! EDIT: Ohh, thats not me you quoted. Well fuck, still me.

I have a friend who just stopped going to school at 11. His mom was a single mother raising 3 boys, and the oldest dropped out at 17, the middle son at 14, and the youngest at 11. Basically the oldest dropped out and the other two were like "WTF? HE just gets to stay home? Well then I'm not...

At your home you should always have a note up that says "If I am found dead or in a coma, go to Rerolled.com and look for a thread posted by "Noodleface" after the incedent. That is the man responsible for my death."

I can not believe I'm in second place here, and I didn't even vote for myself. I would like to thank all the people that made this possible. Had I known I would have included the ending to the story, which I never posted because I knew it was just going to be a ton of people informing me of my...

I was really surprised that the night we decided to get a divorce, one of the next things out of her mouth was "So, should you call friends or your dad or something to see if you can go stay with them?". She basically assumed I would be moving out that night. I just said "Why would I be...

That really hurts noodle. I expected more out of your smiling pumpkin face.

Hahaha, Mother Fucker. I don't know why it's so surprising that anyone remembers anything about me, but it always is. Maybe its the 7 or 8 years lurking before starting to post that does it. Anyway, thanks! This completely caught me off guard. Would not have expected to be nominated in a...

hahahah my luck! I really thought about just uninstalling it yesterday when I realized I had replayed the tutorial thing for close to 15 hours! The only reason I didn't was because I went "Well, I have a couple of long flights next month so I really should be ready with something to play...

Yeah, I rebooted probably 30-40 times over the last two days. Ever time I would get my roll I would Google "Puzzle Dragon monstername reroll" and see what people said. Every time people said " Reroll that garbage, it's garbage!" Finally, last night around 1 am I got one that people seemed...

Not so much a blurb about marriage, but on the current sex discussion- While a lot of the stuff we are talking about in this thread is very relatable for a good portion of us, so much of it is ENTIRELY unrelatable, to the point where I can't even wrap my head around it. I guess it's just...

Wow, so much in common with so many of you. I swear I checked this thread last night, thought about posting, check today and like 20 different posts from people I totally connect with. Especially Dashel, You sound exactly like me close to 2 years ago. I hope it changes for you, it didn't...

It's a Christmas Miracle!

Anyone have advice to getting into this now? I've been playing Spirit Stones the last month, but I keep hearing this is the game to be playing. I remember that I had installed it at one point, and reading that your starting guy made a massive impact, so to keep wiping your device until you got...

I'm just going to be excited that I now have a future path that might involve blowjobs at some point!

The microwave was $95 off the shelf at walmart, yeah, they ranged from like $70 to $200. The beds are for my kids, she is taking our bed. Yeah, I'm shelling out some cash right now, but if a couple thousand dollars makes all this easy, then I'm not worried about it at all. Honestly, I'm...