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  1. Kuro

    MTG thread

    That's not an EDH card. That's a nobody card. Every scenario is a worst case scenario.
  2. Kuro

    Cats (2019)

    This film has set back the social acceptance of Furries by 20 years. For which I give it 5 stars and applaud it for its service to society.
  3. Kuro

    Magic: Legends

    Guaranteed to have loot boxes themes as booster packs
  4. Kuro

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    He's around. There's some here, some there, another bit over by the foyer...
  5. Kuro

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    That's how the resistance has a fleet again after getting largely vaporized. Nobody's ever really gone
  6. Kuro

    38 studios Auction Nov 14th and 15th.

    But we could have gotten a sweet wow clone, surely that's worth burning the house down.
  7. Kuro

    Watchmen

    Obviously he already set loyal clones to digging an escape tunnel/lab under the prison 3 years ago.
  8. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Every time the Nazjatar Emmissary didn't have pearls someone at Blizzard should have been tazed in the balls.
  9. Kuro

    Watchmen

    Jeremy Irons has to be the actor who most thoroughly enjoys being an actor.
  10. Kuro

    RIP Brad McQuaid

    Heart attack while sorting Magic cards is how I expect about a third of my EQ friends to go, so makes sense.
  11. Kuro

    Cyberpunk 2077

    But will it have realistic horse testicles That I can cybernetically graft to my forehead
  12. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Maybe they'll make a new Sivitri Scarzam in Commander Legends next year.
  13. Kuro

    RIP Discord

    Is it going to redirect to 8chat?
  14. Kuro

    Hearthstone

    Haven't played the game in a while, kind of amusing that the 4/4 for 5 Spellpower 1 ETB: Draw dragon had to be banned from standard, but now 5/5 ETB: Draw Dragon in a set full of tribal synergy for it is basically common fodder.
  15. Kuro

    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    You don't hate the RMAH, you hate the garbage gear system designed to maximize profit cuts via the RMAH. It's a matter of incentivizing bad game design. Of course, it's post-2010 blizzard, they'll do bad game design regardless.
  16. Kuro

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    But will this one have a tentacle rape monster in it.
  17. Kuro

    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    It's all calories at the end of the day
  18. Kuro

    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    The Chambers are filled with ancient grain, obviously.
  19. Kuro

    Board Games

    Picked up Terraforming Mars/Concordia/Keyflower today on sale since our group needed more 5 player boardgames. Scythe 5 player is rapidly growing unenjoyable. The Modular Map may have actually hurt more than it helped, as at least on the baseboard the starting peninsulas are all functional...
  20. Kuro

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Honestly, having some classes with more complex shit and others with more basic shit is fine. Different players gravitate to different things. Shit, there are are people still balls deep on Feral Druid in WoW despite them being arse for basically 80% of their existence, just because they like...
  21. Kuro

    So, who's left?

    Eagle based fast travel with a percentage chance to be eaten if you're a Hobbit.
  22. Kuro

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Is Jessica Rabbit going to be played by a 7'2'' Drag Queen named Frank?
  23. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I think the most notable thing I've encountered in my search for a new raiding guild the past month or two is just how little of a fuck anyone left below Mythic Raiding gives. If you are pulling 12k dps in full H Raid gear, 65+ neck, and the appropriate upgraded benthic gear... you're just...
  24. Kuro

    Board Games

    Stonemaeier Games released their first wave of civ balance changes for Tapestry, gonna try em out tonight. Unfortunately I don't think they'll fix the game for most people. Game basically needs an expansion with a full replacement Tapestry deck. Which is bad when that mechanic is literally...
  25. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Star City launching a site overhaul today. All articles are now premium, but premium articles now unlock for non-members after one week. They plan on ramping up content production and using the income from universal premium to improve content producer pay. They are of course launching on a...
  26. Kuro

    MTG thread

    I just had to completely reorg my shit with the launch of pioneer, I can sympathize with not wanting to deal with bulk. Actually had to replace the shelving in one of the book-cases since the modern common/uncommon boxes had it on the brink of snapping. And that's with dumping all copies of...
  27. Kuro

    We Have an AssHat Winner!! Results here

    I wasn't even on the bracket, I demand a do over
  28. Kuro

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Obviously they need to launch a GoFundMe for Brad's "baby" right now while people are paying attention
  29. Kuro

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    The gofundme for the depression/suicide death is for the Vanguard artist that died, not Brad.
  30. Kuro

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Rest in peace man, may your Mozz basket ever be full.
  31. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Standard Bans: Oko, once upon a time, veil of summer Brawl Bans: Oko Legacy Bans: Wrenn and Six Vintage Restrictions: Narset, Parter of Veils
  32. Kuro

    Path of Exile

    How can it possibly hope to compete against the juggernaut of ARPGs, Torchlight MMO!?!?!?!
  33. Kuro

    Nintendo Switch (previously NX)

    Picking it up after work, first time I've ever owned a system a mainline Pokemon game was released on, so going in with my prior experience being drunk Pokemon snap on the N64 and pet battles in WoW.
  34. Kuro

    MTG thread

    I'm fine with them pushing the power level/weirdness of walkers, just wish it was more in the 5CMC-6CMC slot where it's less likely to ruin formats than the 2-3CMC slots. Like, WAR Sarkhan is sweet, powerful, and opens up an entirely new play pattern. But he costs 5 and has deckbuilding costs...
  35. Kuro

    Path of Exile

    Obviously they're going to announce a POE digital card game.
  36. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Should start finding out what these "mystery" packs are tomorrow at the GP. I'm assuming it's a chaos draft of Pioneer-legal sets.
  37. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    The first time that stealth asshole jumped you in the rotunda was a pretty "oh shit" moment. Withered losing they god damn minds. Once you knew he existed/was always part of the run, significantly less impressive.
  38. Kuro

    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    These dev interviews being uploaded by youtubers today are like 80% "Uh, we've got a long way to go on that" responses.
  39. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Announcing this Expansion's New Class! DEATH KNIGHTS! Breaking the pattern.
  40. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    We could use it to plug the sky hole!