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  1. zombiewizardhawk

    Cheated out of my youth

    Wait... are you guys talkin about that smokin hot blonde when you say chubby?
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    God damnit it's not April 1st yet.

    TOO SOON!
  3. zombiewizardhawk

    The Video Thread

    I'm disappointed, I thought the pants were going to be crotch-inflatable to catch the eye of stewerdesses.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Some dentists probably also happen to be oral surgeons or whatever and can thus do both/everything. I know the one place I went down in Florida when I had to get a cracked tooth pulled they did everything and anything you needed right there.
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    League Of Legends

    Just went 1/0/12 on Blitz with #1 kill participation on my team and got a freaking A+ instead of an S to get my last level 7 token.. meanwhile 3 other people on my team all got S with multiple deaths/less participation/etc... >_< Yeah I don't think LoL or Dota have the staying power to become...
  6. zombiewizardhawk

    Justice League (2017)

    Hey, now, Stargate: Atlantis was great.
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    Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)

    Honestly Sony is probably hoping that the couple movies in the MCU will erase bad memories of the last few spiderman shitshows just in time for them to rape the benefits with their solo movies.
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    MMA Thread

    Not to re-tread an old topic (ok lol I can't help myself) but that girl must have like 30 years of experience to be able to realize she won the fight instead of jumping on her with a flurry of hammer punches to the head.
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    Black Desert

    I had several +3s when I was playing and I never had anywhere near a billion silver which is why I threw in the price change qualifier. Only went for a +4 once and blew it up. +3s or Tri accessories really aren't that hard to get, I feel like people have always vastly overexaggerated that...
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    How's it going to end?

    I foresee her having 3 kids with him and them living happily ever after.
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    Funniest thing a girl has ever said to you in bed?

    Why would you lie to a fat ugly virgin? You don't think he has enough self esteem issues, he needs people to treat him like he's an idiot too?
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    Black Desert

    Uhh, I feel like unless prices have dramatically increased, you could use that billion in your bank and get +4 of all the outfits.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Dude just because you want to fuck every tranny you see doesn't mean this is a good video game.
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    NFL 2017 Offseason - Where does Romo go?

    Patriots gonna snag him up for dirt cheap and get him a ring.
  15. zombiewizardhawk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    South Florida is air conditioner weather approximately 362 days a year. Signed back up to Netflix for season two of Seven Deadly Sins... and it's a 4 episode fluff/filler instead of an actual season 2...
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    Power Rangers (2017)

    Can one of the people who agreed with me about the trailers making it look bad tell me if they like the movie or not? Alternatively, is it anything like the Transformer movies (They bored the shit out of me, I fell asleep during 2 and 3)?
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    Baywatch (2017)

    Yeah I think this movie gonna be great. The Rock is good in pretty much everything he does and it looks quite funny.
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    Would you have Sexual Relations with Chelsea Clinton?

    Yeah but if I vote to suck a dick while Ivanka is an option people (read: more people) in this community might start to think i'm gay.
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    Would you have Sexual Relations with Chelsea Clinton?

    I voted No - Ivanka because it was an option. If that wasn't an option I would've voted No - I'd rather suck a dick.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    Dem pants tho...
  21. zombiewizardhawk

    Shia LaBeouf protest of Trump

    I'd give it 10-14 days if it was underwater somewhere in the ocean.
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    Death Note (2017)

    Probably, and I knew that's who he was going to be playing as soon as I saw him on the casting list lol. Edit: I liked the first half of the anime but it got pretty stupid towards the end, like really disappointing. Seemed like they ran out of actual good ideas/writing and just mashed an...
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    Shia LaBeouf protest of Trump

    As if that's going to stop the forces of the internet.
  24. zombiewizardhawk

    Albion Online

    Lots of people claim things are "impossible" if they fail at them for whatever reason (usually because they get outplayed/outclassed/outnumbered/etc). That being said, i'll probably try to get into a pvp guild in the next week or two once I level up a bit more and will be able to give a...
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    The Matrix reboot/remake

    ftfy.
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    Riddick (2013)

    Yeah i've like pretty much every Vin Diesel movie i've watched (I don't watch the fast and furious ones tho cause those movies are stupid (saw the first 2 that was it:emoji_nose:. I'd probably actually go to the theater to see a 4th Riddick instead of waiting to watch it at home.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Ha In his defense, he said his wife got "glowing reviews" from all her friends... so i'm pretty sure him and his wife are, indeed, SJWs themselves. Probably makes it harder to notice what everyone else is talking about.
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    Albion Online

    I said "A" modern UO, not "The" modern UO. Guess what UO had back in the day? Items that were crafted by players, a grand total of MAYBE 15 resources + reagents, mobs that were pretty much identical and the ability for characters to do whatever they felt like doing instead of being limited by...
  29. zombiewizardhawk

    Albion Online

    I dunno, it seems fairly similar to any other mmos as far as complexity/simplicity. Not really sure what you mean by modern mmo's "overcomplicating" things since none of the ones i've played have seemed that way.
  30. zombiewizardhawk

    Albion Online

    What exactly about UO was non-linear lol. This game strikes me pretty much exactly like what a modern UO would be.
  31. zombiewizardhawk

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    They shipped them all out so that the normies could focus on fighting the reapers.
  32. zombiewizardhawk

    Albion Online

    I started playing today since I got mad at league of legends. Seems decent so far, will have to see if it holds up as I continue to progress tho. Newbie times are usually never bad/boring. Was using novice fire staff for a bit and made journeyman mystic staff (not a huge fan of it so far for...
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    In what universe is this game an 8/10? Unless you're disregarding 90% of the metrics to give it an 8/10 because "combat is an 8/10" while everything else is a 0-4/10.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    What the fuck, only 1 white preset? Fucking shitlords didn't even add a 2nd white one for equality!? Or maybe they're racist and think 1 white person is equivalent to 2 of the other ethnicities?
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    The Matrix reboot/remake

    It actually makes sense tho. They talk about how humans rejected the "perfect world" matrix simulations etc. and needed the pain/suffering/drama/crap to accept it as reality. So the machines created Matrix versions that had all of that (and could easily include a group of cave-dwelling...
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    Shia LaBeouf protest of Trump

    Oh, I see where you went wrong. You thought the media had standards.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Haha there is a guy I work with who is excited about this game... I wonder if he's seen any of this shit and if he hasn't then I wonder if seeing it would stop him from buying it...
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    MMA Thread

    Wait, you actually understood what he was trying to say in his story?
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    Shia LaBeouf protest of Trump

    You do realize that the majority of people don't know what 4chan is, right? Most people don't go to /b/ to play faproullette or browse the trap threads when they want to jerk off. *Please note that I still think "a hacker called 4chan" is stupid but pretending like everyone under the age of 55...