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  1. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2017 Offseason - Where does Romo go?

    As somebody who is living in Cleveland, I can 100% assure you that the fans don't love any player except for the week in between games when someone manages to steal them a win.
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    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    I don't know if that's the case, but if it is then just imagine how many more years of potential fundraising that gives them!
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    Avatar 2 (2020)

    How do you know? Maybe the ground on Mars has similar properties to a trampoline!?
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    Shia LaBeouf protest of Trump

    Wait, are you implying that parents actually should be telling their kids they're special snowflakes who can have anything they want and are super important destined for greatness? Cause i'm pretty sure that's the kind of parenting that has created an entire generation of fucktards.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    So, if i'm reading that graph right.... trannies are the hottest and least crazy? jlaw.gif
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    Who falls into anarchy first?

    Wait, what netflix thing?
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    Who falls into anarchy first?

    The question is: Does it matter when the US, China and Russia will take control of the world by 2035? Then none of these countries will matter (or exist).
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    Path of Exile

    This becomes a non-issue once you get used to the cyclone playstyle and how to move around with the skill. This happens with whirling blades too when you're not used to moving around with it but once you get it down pat, it's glorious. I'd imagine shield charge is the same but i've never used...
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    Poll The Best General Thread Thread

    Why can't I vote for this thread....
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    If you got to choose how you die, how would you go out?

    I died once from a tooth infection. That wasn't the best way to go...
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    If you got to choose how you die, how would you go out?

    The Picards I can understand, but what about my post deserves a Faggotry?
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    If you got to choose how you die, how would you go out?

    If I could choose, i'd like to not die a virgin.
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    Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

    But all she does in the trailer is crush Thor's hammer (assuming it's not a fake as people have said it might be)... the only other scene she's in it looks like is when Surtur is doing whatever he does to Asgard (i'm guessing since ya know... the entire city gets washed up in flame and I doubt...
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    My shoes have never once come untied and I don't use double knots, so perhaps it's you guys who don't know how to actually tie shoelaces securely?
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    Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

    I'd rape Cate Blanchett in that costume/makeup...
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    The Astronomy Thread

    I thought astronomy was the zodiac signs or whatever that people did their horoscopes and shit with... why is this thread all about space?
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Only douchebags double-knot their shoes.
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    Beauty and the Beast (2017)

    Doesn't Disney murder everyone every year?
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    Safeway Monopoly!

    Am poor, love gambling. Can confirm.
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    League Of Legends

    Yeah I think by far the most important thing in league (from bronze through pros) is being on the same page with your team (smurfs obviously excepted since it doesn't really matter what your team is thinking if you're smurfing way down).
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    Gamestop enters the fray!

    You act like the employees at gamestop are master salesmen or businessmen. The qualification for getting a job there is a willingness to make minimum wage and an obsession with video games... I'm sure the people who actually know how to do customer service style jobs that happen to work there...
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    Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

    He asked how often the third film in a series was the best and I gave examples.
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    Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

    Matrix, Aliens, Terminator, Rocky, Rambo... should I continue?
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    League Of Legends

    Lol xerath bug or hack been active for hours and riot still hasn't disabled him, fantastic. Not even going to risk any more games until they do something about it. He sits in base using his q and gets farm and hits multiple champions each time. Like 20 posts on the league forums, multiple...
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    Albion Online

    I'm just kind of floating around for the time being, trying to save up some money so I can start learning pvp more and eventually start a pk guild is what i'm currently leaning towards. Probably end up based in red zones since I don't think you can succeed in black zones without zerg numbers.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I'll give you 50 silver for every badger you kill with a tactical nuke.
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    Albion Online

    Mods have said in the game it can take up to 30 days to get referral code bonuses.
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    Which one of you creepy ass nerd babies is this...

    I never did get any takers on that. Such a waste.
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    Poll Do you like the feel of a dick in your hand?

    You say that as if you're confident that lawmakers would never (and haven't in the past) pass such ridiculous laws... Putting it in front of the fucking people for a vote is going a little bit beyond "raising awareness".
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    Albion Online

    You had better luck with your hellgate than i've had with the first 2 i've done. Not sure i'm going to bother continuing to do them with random pugs cause it's just not fun at all. First one I did I was healing for a 4man group who were guilded, could barely keep up with healing them so I...
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    Poll Do you like the feel of a dick in your hand?

    "Masturbatory emissions must be stored for the wife to use for conception at a later time." Da fuck? That's just asking for some crazy bitches to take all the saved up semen of rich guys and get preggo for that sweet sweet child support money. Also, how the fuck can you fine someone for...
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    Gamefly sucks. News At 11.

    Obviously I don't know what they pay for anything and i'm not trying to defend them as a good company or something, that was just a made-up statistic for the hypothetical. I just think it's absurd that someone should expect to be able to sign up for 1 month for 22.95 and instantly get every...
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    Gamefly sucks. News At 11.

    Lets play hypothetical: They pay $40 per copy of a game they get. 22.95 lets you get 2 games per month so that's about 11.50 per game. That means they need to get 4 months of subs per copy of a game they get just to break even. You are mad about a game not available 3 months after it came...
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    Gamefly sucks. News At 11.

    So you want to pay 20 bucks a month and play every game the day it releases and expect them to have enough copies in stock to make it happen.... sounds like a good way for a business to not be a business any more.
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    Ghost in the Shell (2017)

    Netflix movies/shows have pretty much all been good that i've seen (I don't watch hour tv show stuff but the movies and anime stuff, yes).
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Imagine the VR cybersex to get loot/whatever form of currency the game uses!
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    do you yield?

    I do that to people too sometimes. It's great when they start speeding up as they see you holding the door.
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    The Secret World

    Not playing one game through the steam version doesn't mean people don't have steam to be able to play it... I don't play path of exile through steam but I definitely have steam and would if it became mandatory...
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    April Fools!

    I liked the upside down text and the ponies. I thought my computer broke at first with the upside down text one lol. Was trying to figure out wtf could have possibly happened then it hit me.
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    God damnit it's not April 1st yet.

    The ponies told me my desktop needed to be 20% cooler =(