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Being forced to use them in order to get mobile meditate via horses was ass.

Isn't the point of MMOs to be disappointing? That's what I'd gathered from the last two decades of them.

Just think of all the time you saved by having faster move speed!

I might change my vote if the hamster gets to start the fight wedged up another animal's ass. Knife can probably do a lot of damage in there.

Turtle, I'm a sword-n-board man.

Got Anachrony in. Going to need a god damn time machine to travel back to now and play it after I spend the next 30 years punching shit out.

Yeah, don't know if they're reverting for good reasons (Game's making enough money they can afford to self-publish) or bad reasons (Gameforge shedding a toxic asset), but fuck gameforge either way, so at least they've separated from that particular cancerous mass.

Pantheon In A Browser!?!

I mean, the non-zombie version of their zombie game apparently prints money, so I can't fault for CN for trying to go back to the well.

So, Magic Digital Next looks like it is just Magic Duels with a full rules engine. Acceptable.

Nebraska: Unexceptional in Any Way. Which is amusing, since our University System is the third most wealthy in the United States. Accountants fucking love College football fanatics.

The question is, who will release something recognizable as an MMO first, Smed or Brad.

Art team has to be high-fiving, has to feel good to know you'll have absolute job security regardless of how shit you are at your job.

Sad Magic-related smiles this week. My Dad passed away friday, and I found my original DCI card worn and faded in his wallet; he'd kept it ever since he registered me for our first DCI-sanctioned event as a wee lad back in the mid-90s, moving it from wallet to wallet over the years. Also, he...

I like how "We can't keep up with the poopsockers" has become a justification for "We're going to make no effort whatsoever. Slap some PVP and griefing in and hope people amuse themselves."

"GoD's Gift to Blizzard"

He was wished back at the same time as everyone else, and then went on to be a park ranger (yeah... the fuck), thus the silly RANGER armband. I guess he's fighting to protect the forests! Except 18 and 17 would need some pretty serious upgrading to be even remotely relevant at this point...

Yeah, he spiked hard, and his decks got cleared out of anywhere they were lingering, when Atraxa got released. Superfriends is having a huge boom right now.

The VS System tournament's in the other hall, dude.

How to know you've been raiding too fucking long: Your Dad dies and the first thing you do when you get home is let the Raidleader know you won't make Sunday.

Rogue Epic *not* having a giant flashy lightsaber effect was actually what I loved about it. You're a sneaky git, having a blade that drips poison every once in a while makes way more sense than a raver's glowstick. And it's not like we went through the same PITA to get our Epic as the other...

I remember at one point having like 15 different friends on "some stage" of the Paw of Opala quest.

It also makes them a game-shifting military threat, since they're the only faction that can *always* move as their next action (at least until you can get a factory card on the other races... which the Russians always gets to first and takes the good one, reducing the value of going for one with...

My solution would be to just troll blizzard by putting their customer service number in the info section of my shitty indy game.

Myr Battlesphere? Damn son!

My friday night boardgame group played Agricola into oblivion. Kind of hard to replay it now after our group sank literal hundreds of hours into it and it hasn't had any real big shake-ups. I still love it for being our group's first "real board game" love, but we've just gotten all the play...

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Whichever Dev put that Drachnid pathing loop down the center of the river to LOIO was a quality asshole.

Had a pretty fun night last night. Took my 6 mono-color decks out, got to play 5 of em. Got to test out my Yahenni and Sram decks. Jesus christ Sram feels amazing, drawing all dem cards. Mostly the same weakness as any voltron commander, although I got off to a super slow voltron start and...

Now you can afford the Diablo 4 Super Ultra Deluxe Edition in 2059!

I actually found Legends of Norrath enjoyable as its own game, if hideous. If they had stuck to their initial vision of the booster packs dropping in-game and it not just being a "buy until you find a Reusable Mana Refill Potion to break game mechanics" cash shop I might have continued enjoying it.

Well, time gets reversed each time you kill him so that's technically 0 Quarm kills right? ;)

I mean, they banned a guy for posing next to buttcracks, they obviously don't care what gender is involved as long as it doesn't end up on the front page of reddit and hurt their PR :D

Amusingly enough, eventually it became the only starting stat that mattered, since everything else was just naturally capped by gear, and your Charisma increased the proc rate of those stupid cleric "death save" effects. Not a big effect, but hey~

Hasbro's new digital arm is working on a Magic the Gathering MMO, if you want to go full nerdception.

No Gnome Monks? Game doomed.

Card shops pushing up their pricing on Inspiring Statuary and Paradox Engine right before the tour starts. Guess we can guess what some of the store-sponsored teams are on :)

Also, when you keep Whim'ing an opponent's Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth during their upkeep to disable Cabal Coffers, they get salty :D

It and Mystic Speculation are just extremely cheap buy-back spells for all of the "When you cast an instant or sorcery..." effects. Baral gets both of them down to 2 mana, so you're just looking for a Cloud Key or Sapphire Medallion to reach Maximum Cheap. Metallurgic Summonings-esque effects...

I've been having a bunch of fun with Baral too. A lot of confused faces at the table the first time I cast Whim of Volrath.