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I mentioned before that I got put into LP about 6-7 months ago. I had a series of issues with my cable one night and got reported, I guess. I got some early wins quickly but then I got stuck with one win to go for a while. I got frustrated and uninstalled the game for about 6 months but...

Tell them you've already got a Boiscotti.

Fuck that tiptoeing shit. Who wants to be a slave to that? The only way you are going to turn her into a serviceable companion is to desensitize her so that she can eventually be deprogrammed of all that SJW bullshit. I like @Omi43221's suggestion. I swear if I were in a position of having...

Rumor has it that a_skeleton_02' pignole is available until after Christmas.

Put garlic and coconut oil on your dick. Problem solved.

I bet you could fix a wet vagina.

My wife works her ass off. If she were a stay-at-home mom, shit would squared away. That's the catch-22: Chances are that if you have a wife that wants to do it, she probably won't be good at it. If you have someone like my wife who you think would be good at it, she's probably too driven to...

Why would anyone not want a bang maid? I think if my wife stopped working it would be totally worth the income loss to not have to do chores and shit.

I fired this up a couple of years ago and all I remember was that I was super excited to see corny Halas and kill polar bears again and I was greeted by some retarded ass noob cave. What was that shit? I was thinking about firing this up as a goof off time with my kids, show them what shit...

Thanks. That makes sense; you have a season business so you can put sweat equity into it in the off season. 23 renters, though. You must hear a lot of sob stories.

Is this when you grab them by their hair and fuck them in the ear?

I don't I've ever gotten a handy from my wife. I can't remember ever thinking "Gee, a handy would be nice right now" except when dating a church girl who didn't want to move beyond a handy. I guess, I'd rather have it in some orifice.

You guys should add Blood and Bacon to your play list. Seems like it was created for Drunken Gaming Night. Hard to go wrong for $.99.

Mrs. Gravy been pent up for a while and now the flood gates have opened. Let it all hang out, Mrs. G.

How did you accumulate 23 houses? Are they business loans? How does that work? I live in a touristy area that can get around $2000-$4000 per week during the summer tourist season, around 10 weeks, and maybe a couple more weeks for fall color tour, holidays, snowmobiling, etc. Problem is...

@Ukerric indicated it was a FP overflow but if I am understanding this article correctly, the IMU was feeding the firmware bad data so it might not have been an over/underflow so much as the firmware didn't deal with erroneous data very well. Military grade IMUs are pretty reliable so it will...

I'm a loose cannon.

Been married 18 years. While her grabbing my dick and just surprising me is pretty rare, I can usually drop a hint and get one. 1 - 2 times per week usually. In addition, sometimes it is nice to just warm up with some oral and then stick it In the pussy. A 50 50. Pretty lucky I guess.

Out of curiosity, I asked my wife what her favorite gift was that I had ever given her and she said it was a surprise trip I had planned with stops at several B&Bs. I said "No, I'm talking about an actual thing I've given you." She snickered and said "Oh, you know."

Jesus was brown. Checkmate SJWs.

According to my kid, "Sort of." There are single-player missions that teach you the basics.

Maybe a maid?

Better than a lump of coal, I guess.

Dec 3. Feeling mellow bros. Had a rough week and the wife gave me a superb hummer this afternoon. It was volcanic. I was so pleased that I decided to take the kids Christmas shopping for her. She's getting 2 scarves (each kid picked one out...it is what she said she wanted), some...

I'd definitely reiterate everything Noodle said and add to it that we'd also like to see you naked. It might be weird but that doesn't matter. Except for the Internet tough guys. But them too.

If you repost be sure to add an ass shot. Also boobs.

I have not played it much but my kid seems to like Space Engineers.

I'm sure he'll feel pretty bad about it as he wipes his ass with $100 bills.

Mrs G got some back, sounds like. Congrats on getting your ticket punched.

Do vultures like boobs too?

I'm sure @Noodleface has compromising pictures of himself with a goat that he can offer up as collateral. No regrets that way.

Mrs G, if you can pm me the nudes, I will be happy to provide a pro bono evaluation as a service to the community.

Actually one second in a real-time system is a looong time for a mission critical activity such as this. I'm genuinely interested in the root cause of the malfunction.

My 10-year old has a cheap kids bow but would like to get a legit youth hunting bow. Some people have recommended the Bear Odyssey 2 since it is highly adjustable on draw weight and length. That model is out of production so I would have to buy it used and I'm not sure I'd want to do that...

I wanted a 17". Think I am going with this: Lenovo 17.3" Y700 (80Q0008XUS) Intel Core i7 6700HQ (2.60 GHz) NVIDIA GeForce GTX 960M 16 GB DDR4 Memory 256 GB SSD 1 TB HDD Windows 10 Home 64-Bit Gaming Laptop - Newegg.com

Seems like something that would show up in testing...

Not to pile in bro but the odds against a hot woman making it to 30 without taking a dick are astronomical. Either way you're probably sticking your dick in crazy so wrap it up.

Yeah I tried blowing up that wall and it really wasn't good enough so I went back and restarted the mission which ended up being a different map and got a flawless. I think my mistake was leaving snipers on their perch which meant they were out of position late game. I've gotten good upgrades...