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Ah, I see. Just a tryhard

My GI doctor updated my online chart with all of the shit I'm sure predating their website today, and I'd just like the record to show that I used to be pleasant. I don't even remember the last time I was pleasant. They must deal with some real assholes over there!

Slayer - Seasons in the Abyss Sepultura - Arise, Chaos AD, Roots. In Flames - Jester Race, Whoracle, Colony Fear Factory - Demanufacture, Obsolete Bruce Dickinson - Accident of Birth, Chemical Wedding Entombed - Wolverine Blues (fuck yourself, one of the greatest guitar tones ever) Megadeth -...

90s metal was shit? Go home, you're drunk.

$149. Not quite as good as I thought they'd be. But since it's a $329 router, I guess this is the best way to go.

That's about right. If Metallica wrote Free Bird, it would be a way worse song.

I bought a pig from a farmer who just so happens to also run a transport truck at my job. I don't know if I will buy store bought pork again. I don't even think it was more expensive than store bought. The difference is absolutely incredible, and I know goddamned well that he's just feeding...

i was making a slightly tongue in cheek joke about soda consumption in my 20s, but yes, this fine too. But also, let's be fuckin serious about something here. Science is corrupt. Pay for whatever fuckin result you want. I don't care what "a study" says because I don't trust the source. And...

Study is bullshit Each serving of soda increases your chance by 18%? My chance would be a 9 digit number. Save the continued responses. I literally do not care.

Everything gonna kill ya. Pick your poison.

No, I just mean as a hardcore soda addict for 30+ years, I've got none of those issues or cause for concern. I assume the colon cancer increase would have hit me if it was. My bet is on the super processed foods I've been steadily removing from my diet for about as long

Seems unlikely. Soda is my only vice, totally good.

45. About due for one anyway The reason is I keep getting blockages somewhere in the upper area of my intestines - like from stomach to small intestines. Once every 2-3 years, no matter what I eat or how well I'm doing, just happens outta nowhere. This time was a blockage after a fucking...

Decided a month ago to start cutting weight in prep for the whole colonoscopy thing. Turns out when you're tracking your calories every day and weighing yourself every day you come up with some surprising information. Such as -morning prior to prep 209, morning after prep 207.2. I don't know...

I know that feel.

You just don't get it, you see. Personal experiences don't matter. 63% of guys filled out a survey. That's what matters.

The dude from As I Lay Dying got 6 years, but only served 3.

Severance is severance. Has nothing to do with you having a job elsewhere. And if they that, it just means you're gonna keep getting paychecks for 3 months. Some places do lump sums, some just keep you on the payroll.

Reading the fine print, it's hard to tell if they're gonna charge me or if that's just in there in case they get it and it's obvious I ran over it with a tractor or something. Guess we'll see in a week or so

Man, the one date I had on bumble was a fucking shit show. I swore off that thing immediately. Met some decent gals on OkCupid, but that was quite a few years ago Met my new wife at work, because organically seems to be the best way for that shit to work. If she doesn't look at you instantly...

Good on Bosch. The router is way out of warranty. They sent me a FedEx label and said "send that bitch back and we'll unfuck it."

Man, just can't catch a fucking break. The Bosch router I bought for this (which cost way too fucking much, by the way) started cutting out on me. Some kinda issue with the variable speed knob, near as I can tell. Which is not ideal when you're switching between endmill and surfacing bits...

After drying outside for 3 years, these came out remarkably straight for giving zero shits about grain or the part of wood that it is and just slabbing the whole fucking log. This one is 19x56 and over 2 inches thick rough. Gonna make an excellent coffee table for someone

Think I found my first nightstand tabletop. It's 17"x25" and off by about 1/8" over the length of the piece. But 25" is bigger than I need it to be, so I'm gonna be able to remove that extra bit and it'll be perfect. Ironically, it's one of the pieces the mill completely fucked up and was an...

Negative thoughts is being sad. Depression is absence of feelings.

You're not wrong, but it doesn't stop you from hating yourself for it in quiet moments.

Yeah, that was the sign it was time to go for my dog too. In one weekend, I woke up to a lake of puke, then the next day a lake of shit, then the final day a lake of piss, and it was just obvious that it was time to put something on the schedule. The dog was so ashamed too. She knew she wasn't...

Hopefully not from the ceiling fan!

Yeah well, craftsman doesn't make a track saw. And my job site is my garage 99% of the time.

Kreg $400 - 10% off coupon on their website. Makita $460 on Amazon DeWalt looks like $600 to get cordless - meh. Festool looks like $600-$800 Or there's this Wen one on Amazon for $200 or the kit. I obviously know the DeWalt/Makita names, but I've never heard of any of these brands. I can...

I don't think there's such a thing as an electric generator, by definition. That's just a battery, bro

Wouldn't be for that. Just for getting me a square edge TO rip boards with.

I had this impression that a track saw was that always mounted vertically contraption so you could cut 4x8 sheets with the shit. Apparently you just buy $100 worth of track and use your circular saw. Maybe I'll go that route, because I'm always doing stupid shit like buying sheets of ply and...

No. That sounds like it takes up even more room than a jointer! This is the kinda shit I'm working with (I know, been awhile since we talked about this project...working nights fucked up my whole life for a year). A 1/2in endmill bit sped this process up A LOT. Some of this stuff is gonna be...

I don't want to buy a jointer. I don't really have room for a full size one in the garage, and I don't really wanna fuck with a tabletop one. I also don't know how much use I'd get out of it beyond this walnut project. But I have these live edge slabs that I wanna turn some into dimensional...

You want these. Menards has them for $6, and you get an 11% rebate on them 10 months out of the year.

How come my jimmies can't be rustled in the grown up forum?

I keep telling you guys, Doom 2 on steam with all the patches and upgrades they've done to it over the years still holds up. And there's new official campaigns to play. The music in Sigil is fucking ridiculous. And it doesn't cost $70

Easier to start that OnlyFans now! But, no, in all seriousness, you not having that job anymore will help you move on too. I was married for 18 years, and I spent 20 years at the same job. My situation was a little bit different, because I also had 2 buddies who worked at that job die after I...

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