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That conference presentation may as well have been named "DEAR GOD SEND ME AN ANGEL INVESTOR"

He looked so much more comfortable once he was sitting down. The Oreos bit was amusing. The cursed charm bit lasted way too long to be funny. Will probably take a while for Colbert to adjust to filling twice as much air.

This is pretty much the only modern MMO I didn't make it to level cap in before the free month ran out. I found myself playing Windows Mahjong instead of logging in after the first weekend.

Scythe Tiger is a very "fixed" geopede/steppe lynx, so I'd expect not to see anything on that level this set

We just haven't seen our Lotus Cobras/Emeria Angels/Rampaging Baloths yet. This iteration of landfall has been pretty underwhelming, comparatively. Of course, we've seen like, a fifth of the set, so there's more to come.

Flying has made this expansion's archeology bearable. All those fucking 3-5 level dig sites were cancer before flying got put back in.

But can unity handle next gen boob-jiggle physics?

It's not a raid without someone singing in Russian who really shouldn't be singing.

He should run in Rhode Island.

And Vanguard stole the funding for Mythica, a game that had looked genuinely non-shit, and significantly closer to being a AAA title at the GenCon hands-on.

It's bad for the game when your opponent's cards lock you out of playing your cards. It's good for the game when your own lands lock you out of playing your cards. /Rosewater

They've been shopping the game around, and have many interested investors! NOW THEY JUST NEED TO STOP RHODE ISLAND FROM FUCKING IT ALL UP.

If you want to play a Good MMO again it's more realistic to invest in a Time Machine Kickstarter and go back to whichever period of whatever game you thought was best, rather than pray that 40 monkeys on keyboards can randomly produce something non-shit.

Yep. You can also gather up all the "gather a trophy" quests from Gorgrond ahead of time and use those as the final slam dunk before your potion runs out.

With flying added, I wonder how efficient it is to level alts via just flying around scooping up all the treasures. With heirloom gear, it's like 5% of a level per treasure.

Lumie wasn't banned, he was Raptured.

I doubt they ever unban JTMS, even if he'd be balanced. It's too much negative publicity. The only sustained *reduction* in player base magic has experienced since Alara was Jace's standard reign. You're dealing with way too much ill-will directed toward that card. Related, MaRo has said...

It's the ultimate world championship for Magic's Focus Groups, though. No counterspells, buncha $2-4 cards, big durdly creatures.

The packs that contain the foil full art BFZ Duals should also be equipped with a greeting-card-chip that plays the Sad Trombone sound when you open it. And yeah, it's going to be a pretty cheap set to buy into in the singles market, pretty rapidly. Also, the fact that Fat Packs are...

So I only need $30,000 dollars. To the casino!

I find this all fabulous trolling. >Everyone is hype for Enemy Fetch because "It's zendikar, gotta have em right?" Despite it being pretty clear they wouldn't have all 10 with Delve in Standard. >"Sorry guys, no Fetches."-MaRo >Butthurt community, price spikes. >"Oh, hey guys, we were just...

So, Foil, Full-bleed, New Art Fetches and Shocks. I apparently need like 80 booster boxes of this set.

More missing the 8 hour block of people on my friends list actually being logged in and willing to group than that

Bummed that Season starts at the same time as I have a tournament. Ah well, should be back before midnight. Will probably play Crusader in the season again despite barbarian and monk beating it like a rented mule.

We can't melt it because its legendary affix "transforms" it into its own purified version, so they consider it silly to tack onto non-ashbringer weapons, I'd assume. "MY FURNACE HAS BEEN PURIFIED. IT WAS ACTUALLY ASHBRINGER WITH A BRICK TAPED TO IT ALL ALONG."

Full Frontal Fat Ogre Nudity. Cash Shop includes an option to suppress this feature for 15 minutes.

All I know is thank god they eventually added Agnostic Cultural Armor recipes.

Haven't tried cubing yet, when you melt down an item to cube that has one of the "range" legendary attributes (EG, "Increases Damage by [30-40]%.") does it snapshot the random number you had on that legendary, or does it just do the max value?

I'm going to go with Both Full of Crap. I mean, Maher basically exudes shittiness.

Google Maps has also told you to get out of your car and swim across the atlantic ocean if you want to travel from the US to Europe. There maaaaaaaay be a few snarky folks working there.

-Some Legendary items are only available to drop if you are playing on a Seasonal character, until the Season Ends, at which point they enter the general pool. -Getting a seasonal character to 70 grants you "unique" appearance gear -Completing the weird little season quest journal they're...

Russ is president, and the company is owned by "Russ"ians. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

Sideboards are something a game's competitive environment needs to be designed with from jump. They are incredibly awkward to implement after-the-fact, unless you have a hard restart-point for your format that holds sideboard cards. For a hate card to be worth running in a sideboard-less deck...

FunCom is an MMO company with balls. Of course, the market stomps on those balls every time FunCom tries to swing them around, but I still respect them for their attempts. Anarchy Online and TSW were extremely interesting game designs, which, unfortunately, were either handicapped by severely...

Smed's going to make the Cash-Shop of the Future, just you wait. /pizza? This is 2015. /motz

Modern-day Magic the Gathering doesn't have enough testosterone to handle the Keldons. Next month is going to hurt the wallet. GP Oklahoma on the 12th, World Magic Cup Qualifier in Texas on the 19th, Pre-release weekend on the 26th.

It needed to be long, so that folks could grind up to 1800+ paragon on ladder and destroy the season rift leader boards on the 24th

Leveling as Tank is fabulous anyway. Half the Tank classes outdps the dps classes. The other 4 guys in the party are just there to speed up the clear. Especially now that the Void Heirloom Trinket completely invalidates a lot of pulls/bosses by tentacle-raping them harder than a passel of...

Text-Based MUDs=>Graphical MMOs=>Bitching about Game Design on Forums is the natural life cycle of the genre.

Last Night: Cheshire Cats the size of horses with their heads attached to their necks upside-down, and syringes for teeth, stalking and mauling people in an apartment complex during a blizzard with snow-wrapped tornadoes wending around forcing people into the buildings where the cats were...