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Well, I mean, any attempt at hard-assing a Pre-release is defeated by the 5 guys who went to the midnight pre-release and purchased Intro Decks (Fuck wotc for making these things sellable AT the prerelease. They know the reason people buy their inefficient shit that night is to cheat the rest...

They're doing the packs differently this time. You get 6 normal packs, and then 7 cards of your chosen color. So your "seed" shouldn't have as big of an impact as it did the last year or two. And thank god we're back up to 6 real packs. Being basically guaranteed to get a worthless shit rare...

Azeroth just needs to invent some manner of sport for both sides to hash out their issues using. Bloodbowl.

Obviously the best way for Wizards to bypass all the PR mess is to just put up an article confirming Zendikar Fetches and Serum Visions in Battle for Zendikar.

Apparently any magic player who is a convicted felon needs to make damn sure they never end up on camera at a magic event.

Inspire needed an Opposition/Glare of Subdual style enchantment

Yeah, different design team, different intended power-level for the set. Theros was supposed to be a power reset, but people did not respond well to it.

Each of the 10 Color Combinations was planned to primarily represent a different Plane theme, but there's bleed-over into other colors in the final arrangement. B/U: Innistrad B/R: Regatha B/G: Lorwyn B/W: Dominaria (GET IT, BLACK AND WHITE, OLD TIMEY) U/R: Kaladesh (Steampunk India)...

There's definitely some fights in WoW I would have killed for a Save Point at Phase Transitions. It's even worse when the first X phases are so mindnumbingly easy that they basically exist as a way to say "We're giving you the first 30-50% of this boss's HP for free." So many hours spent on...

Evolutionary Leap is going to be a tits commander card with Ghave/Marath. Sac cheap tokens to draw more dudes? Sure!

But if you're playing legacy dredge any kind of mulligan prevents you from glorious turn 1 draw-discard!

Get some [EXHAUSTED] counters to track game state

Amusingly, the current form of the Mulligan is a long-standing tournament rule, but not a particularly old core-magic rule. Took em a while to decide to put it in the game rules instead of just the tournament procedures documentOf course, most people played by the tournament rules in casual...

We haven't even gotten to see Lady Vox made out of Voxels yet. A travesty.

They've seperated the new wow team into 3 company baseball teams that have spent the last 6 months participating in a drawn out tournament to determine workflow structuring.

Scuttled all my Transports because all I can seem to roll on my other ships are Murloc Crews

That's no Moon.

As all I do is Raid and do the things necessary to support raiding, WoW content now is the same to me as it has been since WOTLK ended and I stopped needing to farm valor to support my raid tokens. Raid fights in Heroic (Pre-WoD)/Mythic have, on average, gotten better with each expansion since...

Obviously they just needed to make Corn that produces Opiates instead, since Iowa's agriculture lobby can apparently push anything through they want.

Mage Tower Mission Completion orders work on Boat Missions. No more naval wins to go

Obviously we're supposed to combo it with Enchanted Evening, drop a Primeval Light to clear away the blockers and swing for eleventy. Perfect tech for Grand Prix Narnia.

Shooting for this set-up for half your fleet will cover every cache mission at 100%: -Epic Battleship [True Iron Rudder] [Blast Furnace] -Epic Carrier [Felsmoke Launcher] [Blast Furnace] -Epic Destroyer [Felsmoke Launcher] [Trained Shark Tank] -Epic Submarine [True Iron Rudder] [Trained...

They're starting the Open Beta for their new graphic engine this week as part of their anniversary event, if anyone is curious to see how the update looks after like a decade of their one programmer working on it.

Why are the shadows radiating light.

Hey, they've got tons of room for more story this expansion. SUDDENLY A PORTAL TO AZEROTH B OPENS, AND ONYXIA APPEARS. Onyxia Fight #18!

She's pretty neat. It's hilarious seeing just how many people immediately said "It can help against Twin!" on the internet, without actually taking the half-second to think that line of thought through and realizing she does nothing there. Should still be a solid magic card. 5 Toughness Flyer...

It's All The Same Orc.

You don't need artists and programmers to make a game. SEND IN MORE SENIOR DESIGNERS.

Gotta release opposite the FFXIV expansion.Sit on the competitor's chest with a new content tier to prevent your players from trying the other game out.

Slice open the sky and vomit darkness onto your foes.

They spiked hard overnight last week. Star City went on a shopping spree. Pretty much the same shit that happened with Zendikar Fetches when Misty went from $20 to $70 overnight, although with a smaller differential since it's just a sideboard card.

I remember back when it took 15 minutes for internet pages to load and I could sit around talking to housepets during the downtime. It's that kind of crazy-person-talking-to-cats-community-focus that's absent from modern internets.

It's a loot idea that sounds good until you actually think about its implementation. They have to put weapons/trinkets for every class at every ilvl, or just delay all of them to the last 2 bosses. Your spec favors 2handers with Multistrike? Too bad, that one's the lowest-ilvl 2hander...

Nah, Burning Bridges worked because Grafted Skullcap, Ensaring Bridge, and (at times) Null Brooch were all synergizing together, and way over-taxing the limited artifact removal that got played. This guy is running out there without any of those fabulous synergies, and as the most-easily-killed...

I think that's like, the entirety of the MMO industry's design experience. We some cranky fucks.

What, you don't want to play Trap Dragon?

Also, half the dig-sites are multi-level shitfests that take twice-thrice as long without flying.

Of course reddit sucks, it's in the middle of the Internet Human Centipede. Shit in, shit out.

So like, are we trying to find the tree we need to chop down to make the crosses for Calvary?

Evergreen Eggs Ham | MAGIC: THE GATHERING Scry IS evergreen now! Also, really happy that Prowess will continue to see print after this block, it's a really solid combat mechanic for a color that tended to lack such.