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  1. Cutlery

    AssHat 2023 Final Four! Vote Now!

    Araysar Wormie Araysar vs Foler is a pretty good matchup in a normal year, but Folgers been gone for half of it, he's still warming up. Kirun vs wormie though? Jesus, straight fucking blowout. It's like Kirun is the JV team playing an exhibition game with the pros, and they're trying to make...
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    Health Problems

    No. https://airoptix.myalcon.com/contact-lenses/air-optix/products/air-optix-night-and-day/ I've been wearing these for like 10 years now. Changed my life. I take them out on the first weekend of the month and sleep without them, then put a new pair in and forget about them. You can take them...
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    Health Problems

    My buddy that offed himself earlier in the year had it done. His eyes were dry as fuck for the entire time he was alive afterwards. He said it wasn't quite enough to make him regret it, but honestly, I think if he had lived a little longer he might be on that train now. I've seen plenty of...
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    2023 AssHat Voting round 4!

    Araysar vs. Ambiturner - the meter maid is a fucking retard, but I haven't had to put him on ignore to make the forum readable, so he's got that going for him. For the record, I actually like Araysar, I just don't think he needs to post 8x a minute 16 hours a fucking day. Take a fucking break...
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    Health Problems

    I totally understand due diligence and proper healthcare schedules and shit, but it is REALLY hard to take seriously when you hear about so many of these incompetence related fuckups from an industry that should have way more competence than not.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    You guys are not shopping sales. Yeah, bags of candy are expensive....that's why you don't buy them when they're $17. Theyre that price to make money off you so they can counteract the fact that they need to make Christmas candy pennies on the dollar on Dec 26th. Our store had the king size...
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    Health Problems

    I had the same concerns when I started lifting. My back and knees are wrecked from 20 years of manual labor. But I decided to not shy away from either exercise, I just started with comically low weight. I'm talking I started deadlifting like 30lbs just to get the form right (I don't have an...
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    Ancient Civilizations

    This shit makes a ton of sense once you start thinking about it a little bit. "Egyptians didn't have the wheel yet!" And then you talk to an egyptian and they go "what the fuck you need wheels for? We have the Nile. Simply let the water do the work for you, dumbass."
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    Post Your Pet

    Thanks man. I don't really know how to grieve without a dog. She was there for all the major losses in my life the past few years. She made everything better. I guess all I really have is this thread. I reached out to an old therapist because man, this year has been a fucking lot. Best friend...
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    Post Your Pet

    This was pretty good. I mean, I don't have anything to compare it to. Last dog I lost like this, I was about 10, and she had a stroke, so she hobbled into the house on her elbows, couldn't stand up straight. Parents took her into the vet, I didn't go with. The other dog died after I moved...
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    Post Your Pet

    Easier than I thought it would be. She went super fast. Finally didn't have a reason to be strong and hide her pain. My only regret is the wind blows towards my house in the pond, so I couldn't give her a viking funeral.
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    Post Your Pet

    Couldn't have picked a better last day.
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    Post Your Pet

    Zelda until the end. I took her down to the pond, past the fence. She never gets to go there. Out of bounds for her. Immediately, she almost falls in getting a manky ball outta the pond, retreats back to the yard to enjoy her treasure. At least I don't have to worry about whatever is on it...
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    So My Wife Died...

    That's 100% how I feel. My GF feels like I'm the best person ever for her. No one has ever treated her better. But I feel like i'm just halfassing it all the time.
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    2023 AssHat Voting round 3

    Araysar vs. Lightning Lord Rule - Still shits up more threads than anyone. Not even that funny of a troll, either. Ambiturner vs. Lanx - Kansas Koreans are slightly more tolerable than retarded cops. Pharmakos vs. Boozecube - Do less drugs. Tuco vs. Foler - Folger needs to be on ignore for the...
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    Health Problems

    My ex wife is on all kinds of fucking pills. Pill A for this, but then side effects, so pill B. And because of all that, pill C to correct this imbalance, and on down the chain. She was 35 and on a handful of pills every day, and honestly, not particularly overweight, not compared to the ham...
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    So My Wife Died...

    I know my situation is a bit different, it's scattered around this board and not contained to a thread, but I was married for 18 years, got divorced 5 years ago. We were literally together half of our lives. I lost 2 friends this year (one of them a friend for 25 years) and tomorrow is my...
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    AssHat 2023 Voting round 2!!

    Araysar vs. Dicktrickle - no one can shit up a thread like Araysar. Putting him on ignore means entire pages of the pol thread have no posts. Makes entire segments of the board unreadable. Lightning Lord Rule vs. frenzied wombat - I don't really have a problem with either, so I guess the best...
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    Post Your Pet

    I dunno if I'm just trying to justify it to myself, or whether I'm just past the emotional part and can see things clearly. Was talking with the ex today (dog was a birthday gift to her) and I realized she has had her tail tucked for awhile now. I don't remember the last time she wagged it...
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    Ancient Civilizations

    Honestly, losing a bunch of knowledge as a civilization isn't even that hard to accomplish. Lets imagine a point 200 years in the future. Everything is on the internet. There's no reason to have books, manuscripts, etc. You can already see this now. Where are your books? For us, we might...
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    Post Your Pet

    I admire her. No half measures. Man, she just looks miserable. Doesn't make it any easier though. Thursdays the day.
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    Post Your Pet

    I am, and have been all day. I actually had a ton of shit to do today, but it ain't getting done. Just laying down with my dog and taking as much time as I can before that evil cocksucker Death takes his cut.
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    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

    Zaara vs. Dicktrickle - Zaara is only guilty of not posting nudes. Doesn't make her an asshat. Ignatius vs. Lightning Lord Rule - I'm only voting for the guy who I think has less guns. ... vs. frenzied wombat - In this case, I'm voting for the guy who has a name I'm jealous I wasn't smart...
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    Post Your Pet

    fohbros, sorry for the double, but god fucking damn. Just got back from the grocery store. That's one of the hardest things i've ever done. For reference (and for Tenks, whereever that cocksucker is these days), I have fed my dog all raw meat and bones for 13 years. Every week for the last...
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    Post Your Pet

    nah, she gets super carsick. She fucking hates being in the car. I mean, she gets excited to, and then we start moving, and it's about the most stressful thing possible for her. Car is literally covered in fur when we get back from the vet. This way, we'll get to be here, where she's...
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    Post Your Pet

    Think I'm at the end of the road here. Last Sunday I cleaned up a lake of puke, Friday a lake of shit, and today a lake of piss. That's about the trifecta. Turns out MN has a vet who will come to your place and do it and haul the body away. Seems way better than one last stressful ride for the...
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    Ancient Civilizations

    You're kind of an idiot. For a few reasons One of them is that I never said you can't make your claims. Mostly because I ignore your drivel in this thread.
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    Ancient Civilizations

    Actually, that brings up an interesting point....what if we only think we are as high tech as we are because of our perceived abundance of materials? What if prior to this last reset, the distribution of elements on the earths crust was essentially evenly distributed, and whatever you needed to...
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    Ancient Civilizations

    Good news is if that happens, you won't be around to worry about it!
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    Ancient Civilizations

    Seems pretty simple to me. We've probably been here before. Everyone assumes that everything in the past must be lower tech because we would find evidence of higher tech if it existed. Okay, but let's look at the modern world. What's your house made out of? Mine is made out of wood. How long...
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    Investing General Discussion

    Thanks. I don't have any interest in playing the game. I was just told (in here) to park it in an index fund and leave it and that's my plan. I don't know enough to do anything else...I just also need to make sure I know enough to buy the right fund!
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    Investing General Discussion

    Okay guys. Some of you may remember me from a month or 2 ago when I cashed out my pension. Well, we're here now. The cash is cleared and in a TD Ameritrade rollover IRA. Sum total of $64,174. Now...what do I do with it? I looked into SPY, QQQ, ITOT. Looks like SPY return is 12%, QQQ...
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    Depression

    Journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step, and all that shit. I can give you all kinds of hobby ideas like these guys, but those hobbies work for me and may not work for you, so that's pointless. The big thing however is to always try to be improving your situation. It's just like...
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    Woodworking

    Dude is kind of a beast with ideas. He's a little late though, I already built my slab table and won't be building another one! Although I guess I could use a jointer.....
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    Homesteading and Hobby Farm/Ranch

    Husqvarna. I switched almost all of my outdoor shit over to them. Well built, good options, no issues. Bonus - they fit anywhere! That mower is 10 years old now, zero issues. I use it as a tractor for moving firewood and hauling shit as well.
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    Health Problems

    Wait, what's wrong with Omeprazol?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I literally only order shakes from there. I don't do a lot of burger fast food places because I make better burgers at home. But, they're pretty good shakes.
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    WoW Vanilla+ Turtle WoW

    Almost winter....almost time to try this hardcore shit again and get to mid 30s doing something stupid and croak a few more times this gaming season.
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    Home Workout Equipment

    Great option for a cage with the pulley. Im commenting on it to put it on my radar for later. Right now I'm just using bands, but I'd love to be able to do real pulldowns/pushdowns. Just gotta find room for a full cage. I got a squat/bench rack that works well for me now, mostly because I'm...