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Whatever to happened to Onoes and Julian? They would not talk about YA fiction.

The wife and I are trying to get ahead of the curve on planning our spring break with the kids, rather than wait until the last minute like we did last year. In the past few years, we've done the following: - Arizona. Stayed at a resort in Scottsdale, hit the zoo, pool time, Sedona trip...

lindz, it is clearly time to introduce another woman into the bedroom equation.

You can thank us for our spot-on advice by posting pics of her bare yoga ass.

I love what yoga does to a woman's body so if she is serious, and face is good, I would say just roll with it. What's the big deal? It's not as if she canceled.

Her tits were beautiful as they were. I can only understand boob jobs to fix floppy flapjacks.

My tears. They are delicious. This is the same woman, I remind her, who, when we were dating, asked a number of times "When are you going to fuck me in the ass again?" How did I get here?

Last time I tried anal with the wife, she ended up crying and said she thought it meant that I was gay because I wanted to stick it in a butt. But, yes.

WTF dude. How does this even have a name?

Can we get like a J49 whore reference guide or something? I can't keep this shit straight. J49, do they swallow?

BJs are awesome. To balance my post above, got two last weekend. Nutted and she still suckin x 2.

On a whim, I told our kids to go watch a movie, Mom and Dad are going on a date. Took her to a lakefront restaurant close to us, got her drunk, ate a good meal, amazing view, touching and talking, told her on the way home I was going to fuck her senseless when we got there and she said "I don't...

Noodle confirmed A+++ porn collection.

Bros, TLDR; Hit my early 40s and sharing what I am doing to lose fat, build muscle and get nookie. I've gotten fat over the past couple of years. I've hit the weights off and on but a couple of months ago I started trying to be more consistent and, over the last 5 weeks, I've upped the...

Stop over-analyzing it like a woman. Let it ride.

Give him a really bad blowjob Izo. He want bother you again.

Listen up, everyone. Onoes has some reproductive advice.

Yep, looks like a missing (indefinite) article to me but my German is pretty weak.

Basically, rythm combined with pull and hope. When we decided to start "trying", she was pregnant after the first month. In 15 years, we did have one surprise pregnancy. None in the last 8, though. She thought she was a little late recently and, as a result of that incident, asked me to...

We had some soup the other day that was amazing. I asked the chef about the ingredients and it was pretty simple: - White Beans - Pancetta - Thyme - Merlot - Garlic - Salt and pepper. Cook it all up and blend it into a slurry of goodness and sprinkle some crispy pancetta bits in the...

Lindz, Regarding the big V, my wife can't take birth control but I'm in the same camp as your husband: Really don't want more kids but really really don't want a knife in my balls. It's not only that but there is something about the concept of shooting blanks that just seems emasculated to...

God damn it Deathwing I was baiting lindz.

What are lacey boy cut panties?

The ring looks like old woman jewelry.

People who use the word "isle" when they mean "aisle".

Shitbrains buying lottery tickets when I just want to pay for my shit and be on my way. "I'll take one a'dem and one a'dem...no no the super mega winner for $8. Ah hell I just won so give me three. And some Marlboros."

Birth control fucks up the wife and I've put off the snip. I have a mental block on it. I gotta say it felt a little kink using one so it was all good. Finished with a hummer so satisfaction was achieved.

How the fuck do you get "J2A" from JulianTheApostate? JulianTheApostateAndAthiest? Because I would call that JA3 or JA2.

I'd definitely vote for shit in the bushes. Do not want the herp. By the way, I mentioned that my wife had a preggo scare a couple of months ago and she asked me to get some condoms. So far she's only asked me to break them out once when it was close to ovulation time. HOLY SHIT have...

Just bought this house a couple of years ago and it has pretty much always been a lake cottage so they let the siding go a little. I'm paying a guy to swap out some of the siding but the painters want $5-6k to paint. I know it will be a pain in the ass but I think I am going to just bite the...

The ladies love a good white man overbite amirite?

Aug 10th. Got a little drunk and played All Orcs Must Die 2 with my kid last night. Slept in til 10 today. Unusual. Woke up and wife had made eggs. Ate and took a shower. Told wife I wanted ass and she said come take a shower. Took another shower but refused shower sex. Not what I...

What's the catch with Wiziwig?

Wait, LostCoder is serious?

When we decided to "try" my wife was pregnant immediately after that cycle. The second one was a surprise. I sort of wish we had a little more challenge. I am sure you have researched everything, Noodle, but are you two watching nutrition, rest, etc.? Also, my wife directed me to cease...

I like Cincinnati-style chili. That is all. Carry on.

I have never had any issues watching porn on a work laptop and I like me some titties and I have had a work laptop for 20 years. I've heard that there is spyware that looks for skin tones or known sites but I think most places just use firewalls to check for that shit. Never do it in the...

Dude, wait a few years and maybe put away a nest egg and do some traveling before popping out a kid. Alone time is over when the kids arrive, especially if your inlaws are too stupid to watch them (sounds like it).

Is dat aturdy point buck?

I don't see where planning comes in. Pick one: 1. I don't like girls pooping in my bushes and tazing my balls; I want girls that don't poop in my bushes and taze my balls. 2. I am getting a haircut and face metal that I predict will lead to girls pooping in my bushes and tazing my balls...