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  1. zombiewizardhawk

    AssHat of 2015 round 1B voting!! It get's real in this round!!

    Hey man edit me in some votes too. Apparently a lot of people think Phazel is an asshat, I dunno what threads he posts in tho.
  2. zombiewizardhawk

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    YOU ONLY VOTED HODJ BECAUSE YOU SAW ME VOTE SUINEG! Those spoons look awesome, honestly. I might have to snag one for my mom for Christmas this year (she has MS not Parkinsons but it'd serve the same purpose).
  3. zombiewizardhawk

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    I gotta say, a_skeleton_03 beat Hodj in this one. Hodj is coming off quite Tanoomba-esque.
  4. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Yes. It was annoying as shit too (since I live in Cleveland) watching/listening to all the fans start bashing the shit out of him for having a couple not-great games and screaming for them to play Johnny Retard. It was funny when they said fuck their winning season and put Tardboy in for that...
  5. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Isn't butt-fumbler a 2nd stringer somewhere this year?
  6. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Is there such a thing as a non-awful 3rd string QB in the NFL where people like Practice Squad Haterhill or Krappernick are starters?
  7. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Or he could have, you know, recovered the fumble instead of being a retard and lucking out with a retard not calling him out on his retard penalty.
  8. zombiewizardhawk

    The RPG Thread

    Yeah i'm gonna be getting it on my next payday on the 16th probably. IMO gameplay has gotten better with every release whether it's more versatile character choices due to better moves like I commented on before (I still remember I think it was Disgaea 2 where axes didn't get a single move that...
  9. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    The Tate touchdown was a legitimate touchdown. Also, that DraftKings guy winning money on FanDuel is a stupid story. They try to say it's fucking fraud when he's playing on a different site with a different playerbase and different stats. GTFO.
  10. zombiewizardhawk

    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    The fuck, are you new around here or just retarded? People get their avatars and titles changed all the time. Also, ignore the question, it was rhetorical.
  11. zombiewizardhawk

    Fall 2015 Anime Thread

    I hope I enjoy all the episodes as much as I did the first one, it cracked me up.
  12. zombiewizardhawk

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    Attention: Everyone hating on the style of stories in Disgaea games can die in a fire. That is all.
  13. zombiewizardhawk

    My new Dating Pool

    Babe, I only did it so that my junky whore wouldn't OD on them, I swear! I'm trying to be a good person, damnit! WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ME!?
  14. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Blake Bortles HYPE! Also, I can't tell but it seems like Jozu went full retard on his Krapperbro carrying the 49ers post? I'm too lazy to read the last 2-20 pages (haven't read thread since before MNF) to get the context but yeah...
  15. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Mass

    Do you find yourself struggling to recognize actors in most movies you watch or something? Like, you're watching any of the Marvel movies with Tony Stark in them and you just can't recognize that it's RDJ for the life of you, or you're watching Fight Club and you totally didn't recognize Brad...
  16. zombiewizardhawk

    My new Dating Pool

    Lets be real, guys. She doesn't even know the fucking name of the place and even if she finds the right pizza joint (assuming one actually hired her), she's gonna make it 2-4 days before she's puking in the dining room trashcan while Stacy and her two pre-teen daughters leave and vow to never...
  17. zombiewizardhawk

    First Annual NETS-OWEEN

    Shut up and go cry about negs in the FSR some more while saying you don't care, pussy.
  18. zombiewizardhawk

    First Annual NETS-OWEEN

    - Nets don't mean shit unless you EARN them, noobs.
  19. zombiewizardhawk

    Summer 2015 Anime Thread

    Overlord was good, will be looking forward to season 2. Hopefully the OVAs or whatever that are coming in fall will be good too.
  20. zombiewizardhawk

    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    Thanks J49, I was really hoping someone would nominate me.
  21. zombiewizardhawk

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Is that why you respond to any criticism of Pantheon in a shockingly similar manner to the way Tanoomba responds about criticism of SJWs or Sarkeesian?
  22. zombiewizardhawk

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    I'm rolling with Derek Carr since I had to replace Romo. I tried to get the guy in my league with Brady to trade him to me but he was being unreasonable so I stopped trying (He wanted Jamaal Charles++ for Brady, lol). Hopefully he has a game like last week and beats up Cleveland.
  23. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I'm sure she or he will. Goodell isn't the one handling this appeal.
  24. zombiewizardhawk

    John Wick (2014)

    Famke Jansen, duh.
  25. zombiewizardhawk

    Summer 2015 Anime Thread

    Yeah one of the things I haven't understood about most of the MMO becomes reality shows is that the main characters seem to not like their life/spend the vast majority of their time playing the game/have horrible RL situations/etc. so they spend all their time escaping into their MMO world...
  26. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I don't know what's hard to understand about the fact that having one person to throw the ball makes the team somehow above average status. Who did he have a couple years ago to throw the ball to besides Gronk? Oh yeah, it was Dobson and a bunch of other chumps and if I recall Gronk missed a...
  27. zombiewizardhawk

    Volkswagen gets busted.

    Stop trying to get in my panties, bro. It's never going to happen.
  28. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Are you implying you could throw Gronk on any team in the league and they'd win their division? Wait, maybe you're implying is that all it takes is a QB and 1 person they can throw the ball to... there definitely aren't any teams out there who have a superstar receiver or TE to throw the ball...
  29. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    You can read it like that if you want and pretend that there's no such thing as trolls if that helps you sleep better at night.
  30. zombiewizardhawk

    Mary Poppins sequel announced. Fuck you Hollywood.

    People who say other people should drink bleach should be brutally raped before being coated in maple syrup and tied to the ground naked near a massive ant-hill.
  31. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Tom Brady carried the Patriots through some pretty mediocre teams, just sayin.
  32. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    Welp, I might've been able to make gold this season but I doubt it any more. I just threw my first game intentionally because our trash zed mid was trolling me all game ks'ing, following me around stealing cs and then at the end he stole blue buff from me so I said fuck it and let them 4v5 (I...
  33. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    True, but lets be realistic. nobody is going hungry at $9,000,000 a year unless they have the mental fortitude of a 4 year old. Most people won't make $9,000,000 in their lifetime and they still manage to survive for 50+ years. Can you be mad at people for getting as much money as they can...
  34. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Good guy Brady keeping his contract reasonable so he can get more rings. Haters gonna hate.
  35. zombiewizardhawk

    John Wick (2014)

    He actually had a crush on the assassin chick who tried to kill him, in the sequel he finds out the Continental killed her and seeks vengeance on them. Everybody dies.
  36. zombiewizardhawk

    My new Dating Pool

    You're* and there is one example of why you are an idiot.
  37. zombiewizardhawk

    MMA Thread

    Lol I like how much focus that first link put on him "being mean to da womenz", cause it's absolutely horrific that someone might not want to train chicks for WMMA and whatnot... I'll probably have nightmares about it tonight.
  38. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    So Tenks, do you think Eli Manning is an amazing elite QB too? He has more rings than your boy Wilson...
  39. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Of course the people who were on the bandwagon of talking about how ridiculous the Patriots fumble stat-line was are defending Russel Roidhawks interception ratio. Surprise surprise!