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That's what kids get for never playing the NES, the odd colored section is always the breakable section. Also props to the other guy that continued dancing without missing a beat. The show must go on

I bet you lock your doors too!

We'll do anything to not use the metric system

You apologizing for his dad dying or for him having to watch this? Edit: jokes aside, condolences my man

Drama follows you everywhere huh? Must be everyone else, can't possibly be you.

I see you went with the double dishwasher and the new slim model dishwasher, very nice

Yeah, they're almost as bad as lawyers...

Just keep doing the motion, going as far as you can each time. You literally need to stretch the muscle out, which is going to take time.

Oh god don't show @Rajaah that

Listen here #379, that is no way to talk about the 378 people ranked above you. As #112 I'm revoking your ping pong table privileges for an entire month.

Did your dad score 4 TD's in the high school championship game?

Looks like a great way to get a shitload of torque to your nuts

@Gravel was obviously biased and/or hopeful for his retirement account. I dunno what to say about @Sanrith Descartes, maybe trying the price is right method of bidding 1?

Sounds like you need to spill a bunch of laxatives and french fries around their lot. By accident of course you clutz.

Meanwhile this is what @Bubbles thinks the flat earth debate is

Fucking flat earthers versus sphere cucks. Its turtles all the way down, get on my level noobs

Zaara vs. Dicktrickle - Dick doesn't have tits, and is literally named dick Ignatius vs. Lightning Lord Rule - LLR took out all the fun left in the Ukraine thread since Phisey left ... vs. frenzied wombat - There appears to be a name missing here so I just voted for wombat Indyocracy vs...

But did he write this masterpiece?

At least you saved 1000 on stock tires!

Bought

Plenty, only down 50% now lol

I have december 12.5 - Still holding out hope

Almost made it into the YGWYFD thread. He fucked around, but found out why there's guard rails. He might need new underwear too

Why would this be impossible after a few years of conflict? Europe was at each others throats for over 1000 years yet they were eventually able to come together and form the EU, because they had a shared identity. In the end, the people in Ukraine have way more shared identity, language...

AI is still struggling with the fact that humans only have 5 fingers, so of course it'll make a gun with a 30 caliber clip

Hey Chris does your house make any weird chirping noises?

Her pancakes were that good?

My brother made fresh habanero chili and wiped his forehead since he was sweating in the kitchen. Fucker looked like a lobster for the rest of the day.

I've used this recipe, they come out amazing. The baking soda trick really does work.

Nice utilization of humor there!

Oven and Microwave are both surprisingly legit with bacon. I do both, oven just place them on a ridged baking sheet, no need for foil or anything. In microwave I do them on a plate and put paper towels between all the layers.

Lots of classes isn't much of a big deal as long as you don't overtune your content to require specialists. If you make content too hard that it requires a warrior/cleric then of course all the other classes are going to suffer. But if there's enough content or its not so tuned that a group is...

It's plausible. I'm not Karl Pilkington, and you're not Karl Pilkington, so that's two down

You missed an important part of the story, he got some Mozz sticks out of the deal

I'd invade every country in the world too if I had to eat that shit

I bet you love a good turducken you slut Turducken is a dish consisting of a deboned chicken stuffed into a deboned duck, further stuffed into a deboned turkey. Outside of the United States and Canada, it is known as a three-bird roast.[citation needed] Gooducken is an English variant,[1]...