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  1. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    I'm glad my DM said no encumbrance. I'm new and that looked like some bullshit to keep up with. He also has never mentioned food or drink, but that could just be because so far our campaign has always been close to various cities.. However, my wife is a veteran player and she's always...
  2. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    lol i didn't even catch that. yup that's counter intuitive. I guess I need to think of incapacitated as like being in shock. Now you got me thinking. How many rounds did it take to kill them off? Did they have enough HPs to exit wind walk and survive the 10 rounds of full damage so they...
  3. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    The problem of Evil. The problem itself is flawed because evil is subjective, not objective. Everyone on earth does not agree with what is and is not evil. What you've been exposed to makes all the differencet. Some people literally think misgendering a crazy person is evil. This is because...
  4. Hoss

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    I mean, he's still QB3 in Dallas. Cooper is a better backup than trey right now.
  5. Hoss

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    Now we will finally get to see what an offensive genius McFatty is when he unveils his 2 QB offense. Gunna have them both lined up side by side in the shotgun and the defenses won't know who's getting the snap. Later in the season, they may even line them up with one QB under center and the...
  6. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    i mean, he said it had a 1.5 second triggering time. He probably intended that to give everyone a chance to get in range, but it also means there's a chance to run past it. My theory is to get bogged down in the minutiae before it happens and you'll have better answers when it happens. Sort...
  7. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    I looked up windwalk. It said incpacitated during transformation. Incapacitated means can't take any actions or reactions. Does that include bonus actions? I didn't see that specifically mentioned. Wind walk sounds like a dangerous spell. Can monsters not see you or something? Or is the...
  8. Hoss

    What can I do in Texas or nearby?

    Not much to see now. The structure itself was moved to dallas where it became a restaurant, but that didn't last long. For a while they were selling off 1 square foot sections of the ranch. The current owner is trying to get a historical marker, but it is on private land. So even if you do...
  9. Hoss

    Simulation Proof

    Teach my lungs to breathe water. Then find a mate and build a civilization.
  10. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    I'm not sure why you converted to mph when everything is already in feet. 1 round is 6 seconds, so the trap triggers in 1/4th of a round. They should have been able to move 75 ft between triggering the trap and it going off. If they were going full speed. I know that's what you said, but i...
  11. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    What is this heresy?
  12. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    Damn, how big was the trap area? Seems like at least some of them could have flown right past it before it triggered.
  13. Hoss

    Hoss' where is Donald Trump's criminal indictments thread - or HWIDTCIT for short

    Jeez. Running for president and he's in another TV show? How does he have this much energy? Isn't he older than pedo pete?
  14. Hoss

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    Please Lord, let njigaboo have a long NFL career. Can't wait to hear announcers stumble over that name in the middle of an exciting play.
  15. Hoss

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    Now they need to put dillon mulvaney on their helmets instead of that offensive indian guy. I'm already calling them the wahsington trannies.
  16. Hoss

    Hoss' where is Donald Trump's criminal indictments thread - or HWIDTCIT for short

    Been a while since I checked in here. Anything new going on? I'm seeing memes that look like a Trump mugshot.
  17. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    but on the plus side, you got some ridilin to sell to people as a study aid.
  18. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    We go around the room and like 30-40 people give their name and 2 numbers (mental and physical). Then we get on with the morning meeting. I find it utterly ridiculous. But the fact that some people sometimes call for the check in means they must get something out of it. The only use I can...
  19. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    yup. It's part of the safety program.
  20. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I find the morning dump to be a good predictor of how my day's going to go. On the jobsite I'm on now, we sometimes do morning check ins. Mental/physical. Most people report in at like 90-95%. Someone asked me why I'm reporting 75-80% and I told them "It's too damned early to tell. I...
  21. Hoss

    The Fishing Thread

    did you have to kill it, or did you just let it flop around?
  22. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    It's the perfect name for a clown world city. Is that where clown world started?
  23. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I don't know either but the name walla walla washington always has and, hopefully, always will make me laugh.
  24. Hoss

    Jury Duty

    Filming a documentary is the line I used to use to convince girls to let me film during sex. That makes the nudity tasteful. But in this case, it was obvious he knew they were filming, they had the confessional moments and the producers asking questions directly on camera. My point is that...
  25. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Pisses me off that my company won't let me choose to not take an update. Back in the olden days, I'd only do the security updates and ignore any feature updates for windows.
  26. Hoss

    The Fishing Thread

    I think that shit would trigger my claustrophobia. Or maybe some heretofore unknown irrational fear of being eaten by a barracuda.
  27. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    I had no idea drinking a potion wasn't a bonus action. Our DM said passing a potion to someone or administering it is a full action, but drinking it is only a bonus. I'm pretty sure that's how it's been for all the DMs I've had. Now I want to ask him about that; maybe he only did it that way...
  28. Hoss

    Dating

    I agree with Big Phoenix. After a day of messaging you should know if there's anything worth pursuing. You can use the excuse of your app crashing or being hard to access. As long as you make it a casual date, it won't be 'moving too quick'. Tell her you communicate better face to face and...
  29. Hoss

    The Fishing Thread

    What would he do with those fish if he wanted to keep them? I don't have time to watch the whole thing. When do the sharks show up?
  30. Hoss

    The Fishing Thread

    holy fucking shit. In a peddle drive kayak? You weren't worried about getting back?
  31. Hoss

    Dating

    Actually, they're probably very young, fit and trim. Being that they're all robots they're probably not more than a few months old and running on the latest compact hardware. Dating apps have been pulling that shit since the dawn of the internet. I can't remember the first successful dating...
  32. Hoss

    Dating

    We really need to see a picture to give the best advice. @Conefed text her right now "Write FOH on your tits and send me a picture" Then post it in Izo's RL tits thread in screenshots. It's for science.
  33. Hoss

    Dating

    I've seen it multiple times at my company. All they do is make sure one never reports to the other. They move people around as needed. I know of 2 couples who met here and got married. One of those couples is divorced now and it was fucking ugly. Like, trashing an office ugly. But no one...
  34. Hoss

    Dating

    Does your company have a reporting requirement for shit like that, and if so, have you reported your relationship to HR? I'm not telling you to do it now, I'm just curious if it's been done.
  35. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Enjoy brain cancer. Injecting the blue tooths straight into your ear canal is a bad idea. When I got my last phone, I had to search for older models that still had audio jacks. All of my headphones from now on will be USB I guess since the audio jacks are phased out.
  36. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    She's not ugly enough for a life sentence, but I bet she gets 10-20 years unless she can clean up real nice for the judge. She better start hitting the gym before her trial.
  37. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The hotel I stayed in last night had 2 elevators. Car 1 and Car B. I felt personally attacked.