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I see what you did there. Kudos.

Funny marriage story. Our dishwasher has been a sack of crap, but we are trying to conserve financially right now, so I have been resisting replacing it. So the other morning, I'm walking out to go to work and she asks, "why can't you replace the dishwasher?" For once in my life, I have the...

The rickshaw has warped my fragile little mind!

dps = dicks per second?

So since we've gone deep into depressing territory, I'll share an interesting family revelation that's less depressing. After I started work, I started hosting a low stakes poker game with my co-workers. Just an excuse to be assholes to each other and drink, no one lost more than $30. I was...

Patton Oswalt is my comedy hero. His cameos in Reno 911 are comedy gold, too.

Were you a quiet kid? My little brother didn't talk a lot when he was really young, so I assumed he was slow. But when he started talking more, it was obvious he was the smart one. And has a better work ethic. And that's why I drink.

I picked this up for the first time since the Halloween patch and they definitely nerfed life steal noticeably. I used to be able to just roll through hardmode dungeon without caring. Now you actually have to pay attention and "recharge" after taking some hits (with spectre gear at least)...

Update on this. If you run into this problem, I was able to solve it byclearing the b.net cache. However, it came up again this morning and this time, clearing the cache did not work. So that solution is 1 for 2. Hope they are able to patch these bugs out soon.

FTFY

I encountered a bug this morning when I started a match in Practice. After setting it up and clicking start, the loading bar came up and it went into an infinite loop. The loading bar would fill, then it would clear the bar and do it again, over and over. Is this the same behavior you guys...

In my state, you don't have to claim a party affiliation during voter registration.

I lol'd.

Is there any reason I shouldn't open boosters as I earn them? I was talking this over with a buddy and we couldn't think of any reason not to.

Where is this alleged registry?! I suck at politics. Can I register for corporate plutocracy? I, for one, welcome our special interest overlords.

Can we bet on how this thread ends? My fantasy football teams suck and this has more interesting possible outcomes. We need to establish some options, like: 1) Mother finds out daughter is blowing random dudes for drug money 2) Keylogger install leads to identity theft 3) Quinloe locks...

Are we supposed to pick the one that applies the best, the one we vote for, or bitch that you didn't include independent so we can argue about what special snowflakes we are? Just need to know the ground rules.

EDIT: Derp, just realized this drew unwanted attention to an issue. Will send via PM.

TheMilgram experimentstrikes again!

I thought we were in the trust tree?!?

If that actually happened, it sounds like a bug. My experience is that the priest ability can only heal to max current health. So a 1/3 could only be healed to 3, or your hero health can only be healed to 30, etc.

I don't have access, but for$35-$85 you can buy into the alpha/beta, then get a copy on release as well. It is distributed through Steam, so that is pretty handy. Hmmm, if I didn't have a huge queue of things to play, I would probably be all over this.

I thought you could only heal things up to their current max HP. Were you healing with the priest class ability? I'll have to check into that.

Grand jury decides no charges. Case dismissed.

As someone who casually played MtG a number of years ago, I'm liking Hearthstone. Mind you, my MtG experience was limited to games with friends or maybe a card store tournament or two. Nothing at all serious. It's great that if you have a spare half hour, you can play 2-3 games and enjoy...

TheHalloween Updatehas arrived.

Yes, she found out when she got the clap from him.

I see what you did there. And lol'd.

So the moral debate at hand is: Dude who remorselessly bangs underage hookers and commits inhumane atrocities against fashion VS dude who uses bribe money to bareback heroine addicts and gives the STDs to his wife Contact NORAD and ask WOPR to simulate the outcome.

So what your saying is, the dude is a pederast?

I don't know anything about Sam Dethwalker except he was impeccably stylish and had FoH tagged pics of the hookers he was banging. Please enlighten me further about him. Was he banging 12 year old hookers or something?

Don't worry, when DARPA first did theunmanned vehicle grand challenge, a 150 mile race through the desert, the best entry went 7 miles, then stuck itself on a rock and spun the wheels until they caught fire. That was the BEST entry. A bunch failed at the starting line. However, they did a...

Sometimes I wonder if Mikhail and Hodj are two cleverly written chatbots, programmed to discuss obscure topics and hate each other. It's hard to believe two normally functioning humans could produce that much text that fast and that angrily about goofy topics. They also seem to argue at each...

Fappable. Should be somewhere earlier in this thread.

Agreed. Blazin, send him an Xbox full of codeine so we can get this party started.

I liked the original as a departure from the norm in gaming. But unless the content was massively expanded, $15 feels high. Perhaps this will be a sale pick-up.

IIRC at least one of them was taken to the hospital and tested positive for Rohypnol or GHB, but then again it was more than a decade ago and I wasn't the DD that picked them up. So I could be wrong. Also, don't take my curiosity for me being convinced she was assaulted. Unless she was...

So I read a couple of follow up articles. Here are the highlights: - Apparently there was 20-30 onlookers - Reactions were mixed on whether this was entertaining or inappropriate - Witnesses said they never saw any resistance or objection - They also said both parties appeared quite drunk...

Hypothetically, if the DA refuses the rape case, what are the odds both of them get charged with public lewdness or something similar?

LOL, that is some badass face-tanking!