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Even though both teams might make the finals yet again, it at least feels like it isn't just a total formality this year. I don't blame the teams either way. I just question whether or not the NBA is fucking dumb (although this year's Jazz made me more optimistic).

Nah, you can see it on the tablet if you pause at the right time, and she cuts him off when he says "after you reach the mainl-" She was awake once she "decided" to get off the train and go back for her daughter. (at least as far as we know so far)

Armistice also has some of the funniest moments of the show. Also Musashi (Hiroyuki Sanada) fom Last Samurai, Sunshine, etc.

Same.

Ended up with an 87% shiny. 13-13-13. Was hyped for a 100% during the appraisal until that last screen touch. Oh well, can't complain!

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How is the Golden Knight going to fight Lightning or a Capital during their opening theatrics at home?

Yep, Keanu is close to Mr. Rogers level of likability for me. Haters gonna hate on his acting ability but he's been entertaining for decades across every genre and he's maybe the best actual person in Hollywood. JW3 is definitely getting my money.

I dunno, all the puppets constantly mistaking McCarthy for a man might be funny.

I'm already in Deseret.

I just recently did 23andMe (and the AncestryDNA test as well) for my family as sort of a gift to ourselves. 0% Wakandan.

Sitter app seems way better for @tyen than having him leave his kids with any of the teenagers he might know irl. If he gets custody of his kids he should probably just move to wherever his parents live so he can get free babysitting and his kids can see what a functional marriage looks like.

My bank statements tell me where the money was charged.

Now that you're no longer deleting your money on her alcohol, let's drop the cigs and weed as well. For the kids.

Are we giving teams from the older eras the benefits of modern technology and fitness? I mean, Larry Bird used to like sit around hammering beers all offseason. He also destroyed his own back doing like basic home maintenance his team probably wouldn't even allow him to do if he were playing now...

I'm just projecting as I've been skinnyshamed in the past myself. I'm not walking around on gotdamn flamingo legs like you and @tyen though.

No wonder you keep breaking your fuckin' legs. Quit smoking so you can gain some gotdamn weight.

She's a mother who has zero interest in her kids, aka a lost cause. Do you know how rare a deadbeat mom is? Cut her out of your lives and stop using her as an excuse to waste money. So at least $1k/yr on booze. I'm guessing it's a lot more than that.

I'll temper my position a bit and say that spending significantly more than my car payment per month on cigarettes is probably a bad idea when you're a poor person.

$4700/yr on weed and cigs. We haven't gotten to booze yet.

As far as I'm aware you aren't responsible for anyone other than yourself at the moment, right? Smoke as much as you want.

Aight so that's about $165/mo on cigs, plus the $225/mo on pot for a total of $390/mo on shit you don't need. How much we spending on booze?

How much is a pack of cigs in Portland?

I'm trying to teach you how to budget in the other thread, bro.

My job was being automated out of existence and I'm not playing craps, bro. It's poker. It's a game of skill and the career I had before I went to college. Some might argue that's more retarded than blowing hundreds of dollars a month on weed and cigs as a poor single parent of two kids, but...

I quit my job for a better paying job and I don't have kids. Where you going with this?

You are a poor single father of two kids and you spend $225/mo on weed? How much is a pack of cigs? I wouldn't know, because I've never bought one, because smoking is fucking retarded, with or without kids you can't afford.

When you're poor with multiple kids the best thing to do is spend a bunch of money on alcohol and cigarettes. Maybe top it off with some shitty tattoos which serve double duty by both costing a lot and making you less employable.

If I could've I would've bet every single penny I own that your dad wasn't around when you were growing up. That shit was a fucking lock. There's a good chance @tyen's wasn't either.

Have you even called a lawyer yet?

Where are your parents in all of this, @tyen?

I've long wondered the same thing and I often make fun of them for it. I think it's less of just a Mormon thing and more of a sort of Sarah Palin-esque "northern redneck" thing. Like how white trash likes to add "lynn" to every normal name so we can easily identify them as white trash. I think...

That was for his gunshot wound to the other arm, I believe. Remember Clementine shot him last season, and I think he's been grazed a few times this season as well. Maybe his arm was just dislocated last season? Looked like a straight-up compound fracture to me though.

Also, I hate to add any fuel to the fire for our ridiculous nitpickers since I love this show, but why isn't MiB's arm broken?

The worst thing in this show so far was the S2E3 battle. Hopefully they'll somehow make sense of it later on, otherwise oh well. It's hard to make a flawless show. Last night's episode was fantastic.

Call Xfinity and tell them you're cancelling unless they can give you first year perks (aka free HBO). Or get HBO Now. Or just pay to add HBO since it's worth it.

"Where are the people of color???" "Probably stealing that family's TV"

Yeah this wasn't the "real" COY award, it was the NBCA award. It's still retarded though.

Goodnight sweet Jingles and Mitchell. You made me hate the NBA less.