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  1. Cutlery

    Finding a body

    Oh, I'm sure they have all that. But the detective called me last night asking to see if I had any more information, because they still had no real idea how this whole thing fits together. They have no real reason for this to happen that works for them. I told them he's the most reliable and...
  2. Cutlery

    Finding a body

    Morning thoughts..... If you ever find yourself in this situation, and they bring out dogs and can't find anything, go out anyway. 4 cadaver dogs couldn't find a dead dude in a 1600 acre park in 2 days? They're a little overrated, apparently. I wish I had went out with the team I had. I mean...
  3. Cutlery

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    It's the worst of all worlds. She's fat, has no titties, and doesn't have an ass. That's supposed to be the upside of all those calories, yeah, you're fat, but you've got a big ass and titties. This girl should get her money back on that McDonalds.
  4. Cutlery

    Finding a body

    I don't mind so much. It's nice to hope. But I told the sheriff as soon as I found out where he went that they weren't looking for anything other than a body. Just sucks that it's finally true and that last 0.01% is gone. I don't even have any pictures of us. Maybe the GF has some of us all at...
  5. Cutlery

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    What's amazing is they think anyone is gonna pay $7k for it. Kinda jumped the shark with that one.
  6. Cutlery

    Finding a body

    They found his body. Sheriff said it was in the park, in a place where he clearly intended to not be found. Didn't elaborate more on it. Pretty positive ID, since I gave them a description of his gun and they have that too. Probably pretty fucking gnarly after a month of being out there, so...
  7. Cutlery

    Woodworking

    This router sled project is getting outta control! My workbenches are 24x60 and I needed a flat surface at least 34 wide by 62 long to accommodate all of the slabs I have. I figured that was a lot of cutting, so fuck it...4x8 sheet. Gotta grab a 2 inch hole saw on my way home from work, then...
  8. Cutlery

    What can I do in Texas or nearby?

    Oh come on, there's only probably 2 feet of snow in MN by Christmas. It hasn't even gotten cold by that point.... probably only 10° or so. Shorts weather.
  9. Cutlery

    Finding a body

    Yeah, I'd like to keep up hope too, but I just can't see him still alive and kicking with zero contact with anyone he knows for 4 weeks. He doesn't have his car, hasn't been home....that just seems extraordinarily unlikely. It's not like he was a survival guy and went into the woods with a...
  10. Cutlery

    Finding a body

    It's been 4 weeks, no sign of anything. I don't think there's much of a chance. It's not like he pulled this out in like the Badlands or something and could walk in any direction for awhile. It literally butts up to residential on 3 sides, water on the 4th. If he was alive, the most likely...
  11. Cutlery

    Homesteading and Hobby Farm/Ranch

    Boneless ribs are really fucking good. I cook em in the oven in the winter if I don't wanna go outside, they're great in the smoker, and you can throw them on the grill if you wanna babysit them too. It's an even better deal if you just buy the pork shoulder and butcher it yourself. A few times...
  12. Cutlery

    Finding a body

    I could only hope. Unfortunately, I know the score. Everything I say about that kinda shit is cope. He's dead. Not a doubt in my mind.
  13. Cutlery

    Finding a body

    She's a fucking plant. He was on a plane to Bolivia by that point and she was paid to cause some misdirection for a few weeks
  14. Cutlery

    Gloomhaven

    Jekserah looks like complete ass Meanwhile, here's the Lurker Luminary I printed for Crimson Scales.
  15. Cutlery

    Finding a body

    So, from everything I can tell, he had a very normal, very healthy childhood. He talked fondly of all the things he did with his dad (building a boat, hunting, fishing, etc). But lately, he's been slightly tired of dealing with their covid-mania. That being said, I still felt like he had a...
  16. Cutlery

    Gloomhaven

    More than the cost of a 3d printer, I fucking guarantee it.
  17. Cutlery

    Gloomhaven

    Gloomhaven 2.0 with rebalanced classes announced. Reception - predictable.
  18. Cutlery

    So My Wife Died...

    There's an Android app called "SMS backup and restore" that might be able to pull your texts into a file for you.
  19. Cutlery

    Woodworking

    I put a bunch of the end slabs (so half round) up on FB marketplace for $20-$30. GF says thats too cheap, but I want em gone. If I can get $200 for what I've got sitting in the garage, that and a $100 Menards rebate check buys a really nice router and materials for a router sled. Then we start...
  20. Cutlery

    Finding a body

    Yeah, no reason for anyone else to start investing a bunch of time into this. It's been 2 weeks, no sign no trace of him. Where he's at now, he'll still be when some hunter kicks a skull.
  21. Cutlery

    Woodworking

    These are 3 of the 4 stacks, 4th is pretty hard to get a good pic of due to where it is. There's definitely cupping in the middle, but all in all, not too terrible. I gotta get plants in the ground this weekend, but hopefully with next weeks 3 day weekend, I'll have time to get a router sled...
  22. Cutlery

    The Metal Thread

    So are the last 3, not really a surprise.
  23. Cutlery

    Finding a body

    I don't know if he planned this or not, or how long he did. I said I wasn't gonna get into shit, but basically - I don't think he faked his death and fucked off anywhere. There's really no reason to. It's not like he had a family, no wife, no kids, none of that. Just a single dude who...
  24. Cutlery

    Pest Control

    They're basically a spring staple around here. Ants will go anywhere and get into anything, so the only thing that works long term is to kill every hive that finds your house. Those don't kill ants, they go in, take the poison back to the hive, and the whole thing dies. Basically...you drop...
  25. Cutlery

    Finding a body

    The best my gaming buddies and I can come up with is he sent us on one last quest.
  26. Cutlery

    Finding a body

    No dice. Story hit the news finally. They searched the water and found nothing too. So we're down to either he jumped a fence onto private property, he got picked up/left somehow, or he really did just say "fuck it" and leave and start over. Start over from what, I'm not sure. Dude had no...
  27. Cutlery

    Pest Control

    Do your dishes. It ain't hard.
  28. Cutlery

    Woodworking

    Nah, I will totally make it myself. Hell, I built the chainsaw mill myself too. And people told me I could bring it somewhere and get it milled too, but that's not the point...the point of the whole operation was to turn a tree into heirloom furniture for my kids, with my own hands. This gives...
  29. Cutlery

    Woodworking

    Dude, thank you for this. This is exactly what I was hoping for. I really don't wanna buy a jointer and a planer... especially ones that aren't wide enough to do the fucking work. I don't own a router, but it's on the list of tools I need, so why the fuck would I not do this? Absolutely...
  30. Cutlery

    Woodworking

    So, with all that in mind, I have all this rough cut lumber. Most of it is significantly wider than the normal 12-13inch planers on the market....hell, that's why I needed the 36" chainsaw bar. How do I go about evening this shit out? Do I need a jointer first, or can I just buy a thickness...
  31. Cutlery

    Woodworking

    That pic is from last year. I haven't taken new pics yet....but everything I stick the moisture meter into says it's dry. There is a significant amount of cupping on a few pieces. Haven't had time to dig into the stacks quite yet with everything that's been going on the last couple of weeks...
  32. Cutlery

    Woodworking

    He obviously was trying to cut up some wood. Who the fuck cuts down wood?
  33. Cutlery

    Woodworking

    Figured I'd start by seeing if I could sell some of the less desirable pieces, which will help finance the planer to do the other pieces and see what we get. Also, I have 2 absolutely massive Ash trees in the back (bigger than the walnut was) who have unfortunately succumb to the borer. I was...
  34. Cutlery

    Woodworking

    Also, Chinesium is not off the table.
  35. Cutlery

    Woodworking

    Well, either this firewood moisture meter I bought is straight Chinesium, or this walnut is dry.
  36. Cutlery

    Let's build some pools!

    Pool doesn't get drained all winter. At that point, it was still early in the spring. Nowadays, it's straight up pond. Liner's fucked, it's mostly drained, about 9 winter's worth of leaves in there. Let's just say after i got divorced and was barely hanging on to the house, the last thing I...
  37. Cutlery

    Time Travel: What would you do?

    I gotta admit, wasn't expecting Lumi to be on this side of the time travel argument.
  38. Cutlery

    Finding a body

    Oh, completely...my GF already feels like this just means she really did see him on the way home from work the other day. I told her she should probably keep that story between us.
  39. Cutlery

    Finding a body

    The unfortunate part is that there is a gate and a sign about CCTV cameras on the trail leading to the private property. Yeah, it's no big deal for a suicide to hop a fence, who cares. But it's a big deal for a search party to do it. Also, when we were out there Sunday, the sheriff was talking...
  40. Cutlery

    Finding a body

    The dad got back to me. That team of 4 cadaver dogs gridded out and searched the entire park and found nothing. So, canceled the hike tomorrow. No sense in bushwhacking thru that if the dogs can't find anything.