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  1. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    Trying to level up a second account, oh my god it's painfully slow, especially when you lose 5 games in a row. Takes a frikkin eternity to get a level and I still need 20 of them. Won a 3v5 the other day tho, that was hilarious.
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    Path of Exile

    My wild strike scion was the most fun i've had with this game in almost 3 years. Tons of effects, you bounce around a lot, good damage output, etc. If you want I can try to do up a guide for the way I built her and whatnot.
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    SOE Becomes Daybreak / Russian shutdown

    Eyyy, the ceo of ProteinWorld or whatever it was that was sending out all the awesome tweets making fun of SJWs crying about their poster/ad campaign and in turn grew his company would like to have a word with you.
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    New Progression Server confirmed

    So how bad is this going to be if I haven't played EQ in like... 13+ years and have no interest in boxing?
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    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    Well on the bright side I guess I won't need to buy this any more. I disliked 12 and then further disliked 13, have no interest in 15 and now no interest in this.
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    Path of Exile

    Fuck this game, just fucked me over so badly. Fucking doing a tropical island map, kill a pack of snakes, don't take a single fucking step, no mobs on screen, full hps, 3 seconds after the pack dies my character fucking explodes from full hps, my cwdt IC MS chain goes off, and i'm looking at...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I'm starting to think that everyone talking trash about the Patriots and claiming that this punishment is legit and the "investigation" etc. were legit are all just trolling and don't honestly believe what they're saying. I have to think this because I fear for the future of our country and...
  8. zombiewizardhawk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That's why contract killings are a thing... just don't screw it up and try to hire an undercover.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Ahahahaha, implying non-Patriots fans wouldn't still be throwing hissy fits like the whiney little sore losers they are regardless of anything Brady ever could or would do. Shit, Dolphins/Jets fans are worse than jealous 5 year olds when it comes to throwing tantrums and crying about nonsense.
  10. zombiewizardhawk

    My new Dating Pool

    Do hoor girlfriends not communicate with each other about how much they are making for what? I also have to agree with lurking, how the fuck is the whore the one who gets to dictate where your penis can and can't go when other people are involved? Man up and go from Amanda's ass to Capri's...
  11. zombiewizardhawk

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Does the fact that i'd stick it in Caitlyn's pooper make me gay?
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Eyy, how do you get in to the french foreign legion and can I get outside funding if I were to do it? Also, Chanur, it's an Antarius post, so take that in to consideration.
  13. zombiewizardhawk

    WTF Story Thread?

    I can't lift because i'm so skinny my muscles actually would break through my skin if I had any.
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    WTF Story Thread?

    NECESSARY!? Is it necessary for me to eat cow eyes!? No, but it helps get me hard and I like the texture and taste! Also, I feel like that Techno Viking story is not legit at all.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    We know you're not a breeder... cause nobody wants to get up in that vag even for the sole purpose of proliferating the human species.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Wizardmod has a nice ring to it but I'd get in trouble for not doing my job. I'm glad that I never decided to take and/or post pictures of my penis, also. Also, I expected J49 to be on that list of people who got arrested... or maybe he IS on that list somewhere....
  17. zombiewizardhawk

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Come on, Hoss... You know Zod had to get down with Lois Lane at some point in time, they just chose not to show it. Also, super-strong unstoppable by humans? Sounds like PCP to me...
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    My new Dating Pool

    Yea... sometimes I wonder if things would've turned around for me if I would've ended up having that fight with Cam...
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    Path of Exile

    I just do the ID'd recipe, personally. Probably lose out slightly in the end but you never know when that i72 piece is gonna end up worth 2+ex.
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    My new Dating Pool

    That didn't stop people from looking up and posting all kinds of shit about me after the whole garlic tooth infection debacle...
  21. zombiewizardhawk

    Suicide Squad (2016)

    I liked all of those other than After Earth which I don't even give him credit for being in (because he wasn't, honestly... He had 2 fucking lines in the whole 5 minutes he was in the movie).
  22. zombiewizardhawk

    Path of Exile

    I like it. If it was on warbands it'd be nice for my build. The implicit is easy enough to fix with a blessed or two, I wouldn't let something like that drive the price down too much. On the other hand, crafted life on rings only lets you get bad tiers so that hurts a lot more than if it had...
  23. zombiewizardhawk

    The Video Thread

    Fuckin send him back to the shaw! Someone page the Dr.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    She's hot. I would probably miss the ball many many times as I stare at her instead of looking down.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    That shit is delicious. I get like 4 when I order a pizza from the Papa.
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    Best way to get back at a fraudster?

    Seconded on this. Fuck that shit is retarded and anyone who does it deserves to be hung by their nuts in a vice-grip over a cliff until they rip, leaving said swatter to fall to their death (minus their scrotum tissue still securely gripped in the vice).
  27. zombiewizardhawk

    Path of Exile

    They wouldn't be in the top 25 if they weren't going so hard tho.
  28. zombiewizardhawk

    Game of Thrones - Season 6 - Poll Edition

    Wait, I can't +1 you for that since this is a rickshaw thread? Unfair!
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    why aren't the laws protecting me?

    This level of retardation is beyond even my comprehension...
  30. zombiewizardhawk

    Path of Exile

    Wasn't Minara, she wasn't in there. If the third guy in the room uses flameblast then it could've been him and I just didn't see the circle in the skellies. Masters are everywhere when you don't want em/need em and then they disappear when you do.
  31. zombiewizardhawk

    Path of Exile

    I'm not saying the skellies were necessarily what killed me but them and the guy who casts them were the only mobs on screen. The cyclone mob was already dead. Maybe the cycloner got detonated on me, if that wasn't it then I dunno what else in that fight could've chunked me so fast. Also...
  32. zombiewizardhawk

    Path of Exile

    Welp, i'm done with this game for a while I think. Ripped at 59 in cruel Grand Arena in the arena with the 3 orange guys. Killed the whirlwinder no problem, caster guy runs up and drops vaal summon skeletons on me, rip in less than 2 seconds. 2600 hps, capped resists, granite flask, couple...
  33. zombiewizardhawk

    My new Dating Pool

    But do you respect J49 more than you respect me?
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    Game of Thrones - Season 6 - Poll Edition

    Which part of Game of Thrones would be similar to playing fantasy MMO's? The rapes? The incest?
  35. zombiewizardhawk

    Reddit is on fire

    Lol fatass, i'm an American and i'm probably skinnier than 99% of the british population. Look on the bright side, Isis can probably still provide clothes large enough to properly cover you.
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    The fuck kind of benefits do you want for coming forward about being raped? $10,000,000 government handout type benefits? Promotion to the Board of Directors at a company of your choosing type benefits? The fucking benefit is (hopefully) that you get the rapist put in jail where he belongs...
  37. zombiewizardhawk

    Path of Exile

    Nerfed version of normal malachai is still a tp fest. Like Ryanz said, it's just a tp fest (on the 2nd phase, first phase is fine). His aoe fists take up half the room and ground effects take up the other half, combined with poor visibility and a bunch of zombies trying to block your pathing...