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wait wait wait.... you blame your wife for not blowing you after all those times it's been in the various holes on various junky whores? Thank you, i'm glad i'm not the only person who understood J49's joke there.

You responded to A Moon Bat... Never respond to A Moon Bat.

Don't boo him. He just has no interest in a whore who isn't all smacked up.

Yeah. If you like having crazy vivid dreams, go to sleep with a nicotine patch on. I take no responsibility for any harm that may come to anyone who tries this is an unsafe manner or non-smokers who end up getting addicted etc. etc.

BREAKING NEWS GUYS. PEOPLE DON'T COME OUT AND TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT THEIR INVOLVEMENT WITH ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES. I sure as shit don't go into my job interviews and tell the managers I used to sell coke for a couple months or that I was smoking an eighth every 2 days for about 5 years straight...

I lol'd when I got to the part in the article where they referred to Rousey as "the actress"...

Maclin has been getting injured constantly for the last few years... Desean isn't bad but he's very overrated IMO, and I still lol at him dropping the ball before he got in the endzone.

So Cosby admitted to slipping the three half pills of benedryl into her drink? He told her it was aspirin cause she said she had a headache? He crushed it up and blew it in her face? Like I said I didn't read that shit cause I don't care enough to but if all he said was "I gave her some...

Well, I left out the we had sex part. So if a chick comes over and willingly gets drunk with me and we end up having sex then would it be rape? If not, then how is it any different if the chick comes over and takes some benedryl (or xanax or oxys/roxys or klonapin or molly or whatever else)...

If a chick comes over to my house and we drink a bottle of wine did I rape her?

Yes. Much more staggering than comments of "Cosby would have had this girl killed if she came forward 20 years ago" preceded by the statement "let's be real" are much less appalling than all those terrible misogynistic shitlord comments. How dare anyone not hop on the bandwagon that Cosby was...

I find it kind of bothersome that these retards seem to be having a good time for the first two explosions, like it's some cool 4th of july firework display.

Heheh. I'm surprised Brady played in the first game at all, honestly. At least you can smile about him going 1-4 or 1-5 whatever it was. I didn't get to watch the game cause I don't get NFL network but I don't know why all the headlines on the nfl site were saying G was struggling when I...

Got a gem of the kursed tonight, rolled it to decentish stats, tried the trial two more times and still couldn't quite finish it. I gotta figure out how i'm gonna fix my spirit issues in boss fights, I lose tons of time just standing there using my basic attack while I regen spirit back up...

Obviously the next step is to take this to the professional level. See all the links in this thread to the Medieval fighting stuff. Hell, i'm tempted to give it a shot myself, I think it'd be crazy fun.

They drew him as a 60 year old asian guy...

Did a boatload of grinding today (poopsocked hard), no good loot drops. Legendary is level 4 now, 250m to 5. Have 3 hela blessings now and way of the brigand runeword til I can get the last 2 loki runes I need for god of mischief. Found a taskmaster guide to fighting or whatever while I was...

You sure like to call people names a lot for someone who keeps crying about being personally attacked as a form of deflecting your "rain of truth"...

After reading some of flux's posts i'm going to assume this is a rhetorical question.

I'm gonna take Geno's side on this one... 1. Why the fuck is some dipshit buying Geno's plane ticket? Geno can't figure out how to purchase airfare? 2. Why the fuck is some dipshit acting like he's a bookie and Geno owes him 50 grand and has been ducking him for weeks and missed several...

To be fair, it would only take one or two retards being retards and paying the price for it before people might decide that advantage wasn't actually worth it after all.

Yeah I got to 60 the other day now i'm trying to grind out some better gear and whatnot. Got a core for my costume finally tonight (a bad one but oh well, just has invuln for 2s) and put 4 damage mods on it. Found a Parker weapon tonight too so I could replace my Horizon Lab one (since i'm 95%...

I'm eagerly awaiting some rage from flux or stories of Apok rage.

Lol. Tito: "They offered the fight!" Cyborg: "They offered the fight! It's true!" Lawyer: "I've had multiple converstaions with the UFC..." no mention of the fight actually being offered. Too many hits to the head, I think.

Stuff like this is a million times more entertaining to me than some guy cursing every 4th word like he was a 13 year old who thinks it makes him cool.

So... I didn't read large chunks of this thread and i'm not going to go back and read the entire thing, but do you have that disease that lets you cum repeatedly or something? Cause I can't even imagine squeezing out 3 loads and you busted 6 up in her before you even pulled out? Edit...

Correct. Riding the bus in south Florida sucked because I constantly (like 10+ times a year) had guys trying to pick me up and in my 5-day homeless stint had one of the other homeless guys telling me he knew people who would "pay top dollar for someone like you". Maybe one day i'll decide I...

INSTEAD OF SMOKING TOBACCO HE SMOKES POOP. He's happy because he's not paying $7+ a day for that shit (lol pun).

wat.............? In case you're serious, that's the case in the top right, right above the disk and booklet.

Picked spiderman as my free unlock. Then I read the forums and apparently he's not very good according to popular opinion heh. Got human torch and thor so far from random boxes. Without buying storage boxes for the next couple weeks, should I even bother picking up crafting items and...

Speaking of the GP rework... I played him a few times and I just absolutely do not like the barrels. I think i'm just going to play him like I did before the rework and pretend that all they did was remove his passive damage/speed boost E and replaced it with nothing. Kind of sucks because his...

I'm assuming genetic testing can still determine if a man is a man even after hrt/surgery/etc.? If so, i'd say Ronda should probably push for said testing on Cyborg before they fight cause like I said before, Brazil has a lot of trannies (and Cyborg is one of them). I'm not sure if I want to...

I don't think Packers make the Superbowl. I'm gonna say they don't make the championship game either.

Right, cause you've seen me play the game and know that my mechanics are shit and my game knowledge is shit and I play like a one armed fat guy with keilbasa fingers. Who said it was a bad thing? All i'm wondering is why you guys are throwing such a hissy-fit over something that has literally...

No way, normals are a waste of time, you'll never get good like that! You have to flash-flay 1700 times to get the hang of it. You definitely can't practice ali combos or kallista hopping in normals. Jeez, every other MOBA on the market has a sandbox mode with 0 cooldowns etc. for practicing...

Where did I say that? No elements that require a sandbox where you can spend hours spamming the same fucking thing 80000 times that's for sure.

I'm glad you chose #2 and not #1... cause that spot is occupied by the Patriots.

I like that you're trying to compare a game with 4 moves per hero and 2 summoner spells to fighting games that have 10+ hit combos that are only doable in a certain order because only some punches/kicks/moves lead in to other punches/kicks/moves and the rest break the combo and let your opponent...

So.... why exactly can't you guys practice all this "crazy mechanical requiring" shit that you want a sandbox for... in a bot game?