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I missed something. What is this noodlecream?

That's my impression at least. Steam has it on sale for $13. I've pretty much sworn off early access games but it looks like it might be $13 well-spent, if not for me, then for my kids who really like Minecraft. Anyone playing it? Space Engineers - Space Engineers

My answer to that would be "Well, then, why don't you get a job doing the same thing?"

Are you me? Edit. I should clarify what I mean by that since I just said in the previous post that we're good on the chores thing. There is a pretty high expectation that I should always have something going around the house. Some remodeling or landscaping project. However, sometimes I...

My wife must be an outlier. She isn't particularly needy, isn't a spender, and she doesn't expect me to read her mind. Most of the time, we get along pretty well, although there is often an undercurrent of tension due to jobs, kids, chores, the usual shit, that can manifest itself as a...

Child support and child custody are not limited to the context of marriage. Earlier in life, marriage is just the formalization of your commitment to a matching mate for the purpose of providing stability, security and fidelity to the family unit, with the intent of raising offspring. The...

By the way, Noodle, I hope you read what Phazael wrote. It was solid advice.

A challenger appears!

My wife does both. She can be very chore-focused, hard-headed and independent on some tasks but she'll ask me to random shit, regardless of whether I am already busy doing something else and/or she is perfectly capable of completing the requested task herself. "Honey, can you stop what you're...

I have owned: - BF1942 - BF2 - BF BC - BF BC2 - BF3 (Premium) - BF4 (Premium) After the experience with BF4 and now this bullshit, I will not be buying it. This should be DLC part of BF4 Premium. Fuck off EA.

Hah. I guess I should have looked harder.

How long until we send out a search team for Julian?

What the fuck Onoes? If you want to talk like that, take to the discussion about froyo toppings.

JulianBro, at this point, I think you have to look at this as entertainment.

We throw around the word "crazy" a lot but this one really is the poster child for fucked in the head. Nevertheless, I'd say give it to her one more time, if you are up to it, then go dark. BTW, the MatPoD community really does need to see a picture of this woman. I think we have traded...

Today I learned what froyo meant. By the way, frozencustard, it turns pregnant women into nymphos.

FTFY.

This thread needs more post-divorce-plowing-crazy-stories, more MILF pictures, and less existential rumination.

I experienced some slowing down at 30 but I consider 40 to be the middle-aged threshold. The main thing I have noticed about it is that it takes half as much beer to make you fat and twice as much work at the gym to lose it. Not much change in libido or reaction to a nice pair of tatas from 25.

Lindz posted titties as a bro-to-bro trade. She rightly understands that they are a very valuable commodity. That said, I agree that PM stalking would be out of line. Which is why I use a telescope.

I guess we can't rule it out yet.

A hot, single, professional 30-something with no kids and no ex-husbands. Who would have thought she was batshit?

I'd rather use a condom or accept hummers.

Yeah, I just don't see the vasectomy happening and I'm not sure the wife cares enough about it to do anything on her end.

I dated a girl for four years in college and used pull and hope. No issues. Dated my wife for two years pull and hope. After getting married, 4 more years of pull and hope. No issues. Once it was go time and I could let the boys go, she was pregnant the first month. Needless to say, I was...

What's the back story on your divorce, Julian? Did you post about? It's in progress, I assume, since CrazyNurse thinks there is a chance you'd get back with the ex. Why'd you get out?

This thread has taught me that a woman's skills in bed are inversely proportional to her emotional stability.

I wonder how much rocket is walking away with.

I bought my kid a nice gaming laptop about three years ago and he is still using the shit out of it (he's going on 12). He's mostly into minecraft but he has also played a lot of Diablo (we duo'd the whole game), Arma 2, DayZ, and Civ 5, to name a few. All run just fine. It's pretty awesome...

Missed the responses to my post. With the GF, we tried it out a few times and she exclaimed "It feels like I am pooping! Take it out!" Boner killer. Early in our courting, the wife and I tried it out a few times and she was into it until it apparently became more uncomfortable for her one...

From the level of interest in this thread the past few days, you would think that Onoes has a new crazy on the line or lindz has posted another pic. By the way, here's to hoping that Olebass becomes Onoes V2. 8 years of sexual rage...released. It would be like when the ghosts were released...

I just don't get the fascination with it. Tried it out with gf and wife a few times. Meh.

I'm at 15 years of marriage. She's smart (an engineer), hard-working, attractive, funny, a fantastic cook, family-oriented (awesome in-laws), doesn't give a shit if I go grab a beer with the boys, is happy-go-lucky, and still gives hummers. Sex life is not what it was but it isn't dead. Not...

FTFY

Screw that. Bitch is I-will-kill-you-crazy and frigid. She is taking advantage of him and she is like 10 years his senior. He needs a plan to get out of that shit ASAP. The bro is a worker, seems like a decent man, and has killer guns and calves. He should be plowing a recently-divorced...

It's a fine line between Alpha-up to get some shit done and being your wife's bitch.

Olebass, Dude. That sounds terrible. You try to leave her too quickly, and that woman is going to cut your pecker off. You gotta get her back into a job and slowly ween her off your support. Meanwhile, depending on your housing situation, you need to be working on an exit strategy.

Why stop there? We could distribute sexpotwife clones with RR membership. 5 reasonable, mature posts gets you access to the Grown Up forum and a free clone.

Chaos, I feel your pain. We argue from time to time about money and chores but, by far, the biggest disagreements we have had in our marriage have been about sex. As in, I want it and she is not in the mood. In the worst cases, I go totally ape shit. Daddy needs some love. However, at...

Onoes sister saves him from pedo prison.