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No word from Onoes. Is he... - Repeatedly plowing the ho. - Feverishly burning warts off his weiner. - Dead in a ditch after being found by an angry ho's/stripper's/ex wife's/ball puncher's boyfriend.

Tropico 4 is on sale on Steam for $2.99.

Grats on marrying her daughter. Odds are she will turn into her.

Stuck staring at a burning carrier at the loading screen on the PS3. This whole experience has been turdarriific.

Is this game still in beta? I looked into it a while back and the only option was to sign up for beta, which I did. Have not heard anything in a couple of months.

I was brainwashed in the church as a teenager so I refrained from sex even a couple of times when girls I was dating in my church asked for it. Went to Bible college for one year and dated a preacher's daughter the whole time. Got my first handfuls of boobies and other naughty bits but she had...

Tailgaters and people driving like general fuckwits on snow and ice. Hi2u100carpileup. Loud ass speakers blaring advertisements on gas pumps- especially with broken mute buttons.

Onoes, what this thread needs is for you to pay a little visit to that Las Vegas stripper for some VIP time. And more sock folding.

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We had one about 10 years ago. She was an older lady we were referred to. She was expensive but did a kick-ass job. She was very thorough like- every six-panel door and every piece of trim in the house was polished up with Murphy's. Nothing was missed. Every sink and faucet, every bath...

Yeah, it's pretty much spray and wipe. It's more physically challenging to operate the carpet shampooer. For whatever reason, that's just one of the things she does that I never touch.

I'm ambivalent. Before I met my wife, I broke up with a long-time girlfriend because she had no aspirations and very little professional drive. She basically wanted to discard her education and stay at home and have me take care of her financially. When I married and my wife was pregnant...

Do not let pride obscure your view of the glorious forbidden melons. Shall I paraphrase Sun Tzu? "Therefore, just as water retains no constant shape, so in warfare there are no constant conditions...He who can modify his tactics in relation to [the melons], and thereby succeed in winning...

I think it should be RR charity time. Lindz, you free those beauties and we donate to the charity of your choice. It's for the children.

I didn't see a charge for prostitute?

I firmly believe the universe is a giant cotton gin.

I had not played in a while and fired it up again recently on the PS3. - Lockup frequency seems to have increased. - Still no ability to rent a server. - I see that they finally implemented the custom logo things (the one I drew up a month ago appears on my gun) so I log in to my battlelog...

This. +1.

I get it. I write code for a living and so I understand that most projects are much more difficult than they appear to be to an outsider. And, yes, I know I acknowledge it is an alpha every time I play. That said, I believe that they should be focused on network and database reliability...

Logged in and ... tactical vest is gone. I had been wearing it for half an hour before I last logged. That is the kind of shit that has to stop soon.

What would you call that time where you have newb firearms but are trying to build up resources, recipes and artifacts to the point of have a secure fortress and being fully geared with an M4 and Kevlar? Seems like the middle game to me. What exactly are you looking for? More weapons? Boss...

Yesterday, my kids had a snow day and I played some with my son. We worked our way up to the NE airport over the course of a few hours. We even ran into a guy and stopped him, had him put his hands up, and chatted with him a bit. We gave him a couple of sodas and sent him on his way. We...

Well, one nice thing, as compared to DayZ right now, is that you can list servers, connect to them and then stay connected. I also don't mind night in Rust because it is long enough to be meaningful but short enough to not make you want to server hop. Overall, DayZ feels much more like a...

On a small server like this, yes, I think you can probably hide although I have heard some shooting at various points today. On more-crowded servers, there were a lot of shelters and people running around. It was truly difficult to get going without getting ganked.

I've been playing on the server some today. Don't shoot!

I wasn't suggesting it wasn't working as intended. I was suggesting that the "mechanic needs some tweaking." When I get knocked unconscious, I often have no idea what the cause was so it's not clear to me whether I might wake back up or whether I am down for the count, so to speak. I'm not...

"You are unconscious" mechanic needs some tweaking. Was taking a piss while my kid walked my survivor around at the construction site near Berez. He got shot. Been unconscious for half an hour now. I'm thinking it should be 15 minutes tops followed by death or recovery. This waiting for an...

I didn't know you could have more than one sleeping bag.

Care to elaborate?

I was playing only regular, not hardcore, and I saw my character reset a couple of times last night. I *might* have changed between constant daylight and normal day/night cycle. The main irritant for me is still the inability to initially connect and then stay connected. Personally, fixing...

Played for an hour, just starting to get past the danger point, have a mountain backpack, flannel shirt, cargo pants, some food, some tools, a weapon, looking to secure some water....disconnected all gear lost. I hope that is not something we will see a lot. Also, am I the only one who...

Patch is up.DAYZ PATCH UPDATE 22 JANUARY 2014 Branch: Stable ETA: In process Version: 0 - Pastebin.com DAYZ PATCH UPDATE 22 JANUARY 2014 Branch: Stable ETA: In process Version: 0.32.114557 This build is has very big back-end changes, which means that it may take some time for...

The only trouble I consistently have is listing, connecting to, and staying connected to servers. Content is less than the mod but that is expected and I like he improved interface and shorter load times. Also, I hate darkness.

I homemade-shotgun-killed a guy the other day (who, in my defense, started shooting at me first) and was picking up his (upgrade) stuff and suddenly a zombie came running up and started chasing me. That fucker chased me for miles and would not stop. I've never seen a zombie chase for anywhere...

Spent hours today roaming the map. Got completely decked out in gear and was just looking for an ACOG at the NE airport, at night, on (what I thought was) an empty server...walking out on the balcony of the control tower and someone bumrushed and knocked me out. Flush.

Ok. I had to see it just to see the improved inventory system. I am a total nub but I should get some extra credit for watching days of Frankie's videos. I will happily act as bait. Edit - No servers in my server list. Google solutions are not helping. Do I need a port open on my...

From the videos I have seen of it, it looks like it has the edge on Rust in both graphics and gameplay. No knock to Rust- I've put about 8 hours into it and has some fun with it as well.

You guys are making this game sound fun.