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  1. Haus

    Dating

    IIRC she spent the night with him, and then had him drop her off at her parents house the next day (guess it was lucky her family was local)
  2. Haus

    Dating

    Pretty sure the dog was trying to warn me of the dangers of this particluar unfaithful hussy's crotch. When I saw the car of the guy she went off with pull up, I stepped onto the patio and yelled "Better tell him not to leave yet, you're going to need a ride somewhere". She lost it bawling...
  3. Haus

    Home Improvement

    I have found a certain special guideline for life. Realize what you're good at, and realize what you're not good at. And don't be too proud to pay someone who is good at something you're not. I have a general idea and rough eye for colors, but I know I'm no specialist in it. This woman was...
  4. Haus

    Home Improvement

    So.... Getting ready to paint Chez Haus... Paid a color consultant to come out and advise as I had no idea what to do with literal pink brick that has gray mortar. Part of me was ready to bite the bullet and get the brick painted ($$$), but she suggested this color scheme which is somewhat in...
  5. Haus

    Dating

    In my life I have cohabitated three times... First time - 6' Redhead, wild in the sack and we got along well. Eventually she just couldn't apparently handle dating a guy shorter than her. She moved out. This was in an apartment. Second time - Lived with this girl for 6 months, sex was good...
  6. Haus

    Dating

    Let's see.. @Mrs. Haus and I actually met on an online dating site, which "back in the day" was not nearly as common as it is now, to the point I wasn't initially adverse to coming up with some non-online explanation for how we met, heh. We'll be married 20 year next May, so literally around...
  7. Haus

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  8. Haus

    Home buying thread

    No but large ingest data tables for hashing/cracking/AI training aren't going to easily download themselves. And I don't plan on hauling 16TB of hard drives to and from Vegas every year for DefCon. ;)
  9. Haus

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Here's a protip.... In the mid-late 80's is essentially when all the soda manufacturers switches from Sugar to HFCS (For Diabetes and all the endocrinological disorders listed there...) Since eating sugar triggers the use of enzymes in your system which tell you when you're full, and HFCS...
  10. Haus

    Home buying thread

    With what I do for a living (Cybersecurity work), I could actually put around 4gig to solid use. WHen I get the place away from town I am probably going to convert this house into a rental. Wondering what the logistics to having it be rented with "Free internet and wifi" so that I could keep a...
  11. Haus

    Home buying thread

    I bask in 2G here )with a 5 static IP package.. of course. I hear 5g is hitting later this year.... Getting fiber though is a huge longshot in rural Texas right now, so when I escape the city it will probably be to slum it like a beggar on Starlink.
  12. Haus

    The Prepper Thread

    As mentioned the main use we have for this is ground beef. From time to time I can get a great deal somewhere I will buy a LOT of it. Usually in normal packs. Then we divide into around 1lb portions (since with just two of us, thawing/cooking 1lb at a time is around the right amount). Put...
  13. Haus

    The Prepper Thread

    Yeah, you can lay them flat, or even stand them on end like you were putting plates in a dishwasher....
  14. Haus

    The Prepper Thread

    We have some like that around here already. (We have accumulated so many different "reusuable" bags it's kinda crazy). I think I'm going to give either this or cardboard partitions a try. That way I have a "beef stack", and a "chicken stack", and then stack the pre-packaged meats (like...
  15. Haus

    Investing General Discussion

    That tidbit about the labor participation rate makes complete sense to me. Full disclosure, I turned 54 yesterday so I'm at the upper edge of that "prime" bracket. I know a lot of people in my age range and a little older who essentially got nudged into retirement during Covid. Companies had...
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    Oppenheimer (2023)

    I'm torn on this one.... I am a cyberhistory buff, and things around the Manhattan project are massive in the world of how all the technology we use and work with today is how it is, so I am definitely compelled by the subject matter. But 3 hours.... damn....
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    The Prepper Thread

    OK, so this isn't a true "Prepper" question, or maybe it is... But this seems to be the best place to drop it. Deep Freezer Inventory Management So, we have a chest freezer here which we use for storing meat. We also have a second fridge which we store some things in (mostly bread and such...
  18. Haus

    You know you're getting old when.....

    It's the 8th of July... your birthday. You have a great lunch with family, your bestie sends you birthday cupcakes that spell out "You're my boy, Blue!", you finally have your car back from getting hail damage repaired, the construction project on your house is finally done except for just...
  19. Haus

    Indiana Jones 5 (2020)

    As opposed to my mother who seems to have her one rating scale being "How good are their chicken and dumplings"
  20. Haus

    Indiana Jones 5 (2020)

    We live on different ends of a spectrum. I have asked my mother where she wanted to go on mother's day. Literally, anywhere she could want to eat at. Her answer?
  21. Haus

    Health Problems

    I did pellet therapy for years. In my early 40's I had a test done and I had an insanely low number (like 124 or so). I did pellets for around a decade, they said the only notable potential real side effect risk was reduced fertility. Since I know I'm shooting blanks effectively that didn't...
  22. Haus

    Investing General Discussion

    I think it's under the concept that demand for commodities precedes demand for product. Since you would need commodities to manufacture goods. If commodity prices are down, that means demand is down, that means producers are anticipating lower demand for finished goods. So a downturn in...
  23. Haus

    Investing General Discussion

    Yeah, even my company is rattling off the AI buzzword like it was the magical fairy dust which will make us all into princesses. Lemme check... Yep.. we just also quietly clocked a 52 wk high as well...
  24. Haus

    You know you're getting old when.....

    It's the 4th of July... You could be out throwing a few back, blowing some shit up, and screaming about freedom... But the highlight if your night? You realize you have a few hours left to snag some fancy ass copper thread laced uber-boxers from Duluth Trading for $12 a pair with no shipping...
  25. Haus

    Fourth of July Freedom Thread

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    Fourth of July Freedom Thread

  27. Haus

    Cord-Cutting, Or How to Stream your Way to Success

    I think it will impact them in that they will realize how many people don't consider it worth it to get a subscription if they were just using a friends login from time to time. They'll have some sub increase I'm sure, but it's not going to be what they are hoping for.
  28. Haus

    Indiana Jones 5 (2020)

    stragely enough, I have a brother in law who seems to love that place.
  29. Haus

    'MERICA

  30. Haus

    The Flash (2023)

    There are a lot of reasons. One is that the streaming services are all competing for the same user base, so there's a race to the bottom on price. For instance. I have HBO Max, and Paramount +, and pay for neither because they were free with other things I was getting. These subscriptions...
  31. Haus

    Health Problems

    So last week I had to have surgery. Multiple cystic formations in my left leg. Doc told me after it looks like something called Hidradenitis suppurativa, which at first I thought sounding like a really expensive strain of pot... But it turns out it means my sweat glands basically hate me...
  32. Haus

    'MERICA

  33. Haus

    The Flash (2023)

    You are SERIOUSLY overestimating how many people still have a media player for physical media anymore. And yes I am including talking about Xbox/PS/gaming platforms.
  34. Haus

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    So. I'm loitering on the cesspool which is FaceBook since that's where all the really olds in my existence (like my mom) are. And I now see they have "short videos" as a section, looks like trying to bridge the FB/Insta/TikTok chasm in some way. Cool, whatever, it suggests these random...
  36. Haus

    Indiana Jones 5 (2020)

    I look at that picture, and all I can imagine is that Harrison Ford is asking her what she's done with the gelflings and that she will never get to the crystal in time...
  37. Haus

    AI images

    You sir, are an officer, and a gentleman!
  38. Haus

    'MERICA

    Time to necro a thread to get ready for the greatest holiday in the entire damn world!
  39. Haus

    You know you're getting old when.....

    When you go in for an outpatient surgery to get masses removed from your left leg... But somehow get home and actually don't feel like you need to be bedridden for a week, and in fact feel good, and you definitely know that even through your groin looks like you somehow went between 2nd and 3rd...
  40. Haus

    AI images

    Nope, it won't even do the one which WOULD be promoting a black American.. photorealistic picture of mount Rushmore, replacing the face of Washington with the face of Clarence Thomas That generates the "Against TOS" warning.