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Smooth McGroove is the only video game acapella in town

God damn it, this is the Elden Ring thread, there's no room for this bullshit its try finger but hole

Ah yes, just another good natured and energetic breed that just randomly rips off peoples faces!

@Julian The Apostate in reference to my avalanche video

When you realize you're probably fucked so you just film for posterity

Str softcaps at 80, so at least get that, and can't hurt to pump endurance for stamina and equip load. Then you can push str to 99 just to squeeze as much damage as you can.

40 is before the first softcap comes into effect, then 60 for the next https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Vigor

Yeah! Anyway, lets get back to telling the new guy to git gud fgt

Brutal

I call your boneless wings and raise you with chicken BALLS. Perfectly round pieces of mechanically separated goodness.

I think modders only make two types of mods for DS games 1. Mods that make them even harder 2. Mods that change the "you died" screen to some form of git gud fgt

Shit that's over 700 days or roughly 2.13 YEARS he's spent playing PoE. If he's 40, he's spent 5% of his life literally playing PoE.

As a fellow 2h/str chonk boi, ranged combat is dishonorable and brings shame to the tarnished.

*Huge announcement: Pantheon has secured additional funding!*

How does that even come up? "You guys saw the Thursday night game?" "Yeah, it was pretty good, brb getting my coffee enema from the wife"

Fuck it, I'm going to start putting cottage cheese on fucking EVERYTHING

You fucking heathens, first pineapple pizza, now you're desecrating coffee with this bullshit?

I'll explain how in the "You know you're getting old when" thread

You guys keep this up and Nirgon won't let you join the Pantheon guild 10 years* from now *in beta

It's what Moms do. When I'd take my mom out, 50% of the time she orders chicken parm, the other 50% she orders open faced turkey sandwiches. The only way she doesn't order either is if it ain't on the menu.

Apparently she's legit, someone did their own snopes on that shit. Here's her instagram for "research" purposes of course https://www.instagram.com/reillyjaz/

You just need to pound home the fact that any ring, ceremony, etc is exactly that, just ceremony, and people break it all the time. So would she rather have some empty symbol or the current status quo which has been you showing up and being there for her every day for the last 3+ years and...

Nah, just a bunch of picture wanting fucks

I guess I took it for granted living in the North East. I would try to find an Italian specialty store, they're the ones most likely to have it

Try it with some broccoli rabe next time

Parsley falling off edge of plate 2/10 would not eat

Yes, and when you get there make sure you grab all the butterflies too, easy to miss some, especially at the edge of the cliff.

They have climbing, RIP Pantheon

Pussy

They did another stock split

We could go to the first ever tic tac toe program made in binary punch cards, but then what about people who are Non-Binary!?!?!

There was a breach in the pact and they're currently in the midst of a civil war

It's not broken until they nerf it sir! I'm trying to find a good build for Jack, but they don't give you a good starting set of weapons so it makes it harder getting the set you want. It also looks like they changed it so he only gets elites instead of a chance for swarms, and they can two shot...

I got to 62 on my potato demon until I quit out from boredom. Could afk each wave in the middle with 8k HP hitting for 32k a shot