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The Truckasaurus Troll Method (tm) 1) Say something wrong/stupid/inane 2) Wait for people to react 3) Fan the flames 4) (return to step 2 until bored) 5) ??? 6) PROFIT!! Pros + gets attention desperately craved + disrupts otherwise enjoyable conversation for others Cons -...

Best Man Show skit ever.

Keg on a roll again

After reading your problem, there is only one solution: cunt punt that bitch. Srsly. But good for you for trying to work on yourself.

Jeebus. My brother had something similar happen, except he didn"t even sleep with, date or really do anything with the stalker chick. They knew each other in college and she decided to pursue him. He wasn"t interested. She was pretty good looking, so I thought he was just being lame. Then he...

Earlier the insomnia discussion was woman related, but it branched off. On an unrelated note, need update from Captain Camerous Ahab and Heroine McPimpDouche.

From your description, the likely outcome is the role reversal of the Chinman cartoon. Which ends with burning. Good luck, Kirun! Spoiler for size. Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

But Keg, what about THE REST OF YOUR LIVES TOGETHER?! Her parents will interfere. OH NOEZ!!!! Yeah, the advice is definitely getting way ahead of reality. Write us back once a jihad is declared on you by her crazy father.

Totally read that in Ron Burgundy"s voice. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qN-_cZNDy0w" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

You can definitely go the fuckbuddy route. I just wouldn"t fall alseep around her. The voices in her head may tell her your penis is plotting on her, then they"ll be searching the fields around her shitty apartment for it. Sad panda. =(

Don"t backsass, Zehn, or I"ll return the Lexus I got you for your birthday. But good point, there is a fine line between sounding genuine and sounding full of shit.

I second that idea. Good call, lost. Casually mention the other chicks your talking to/going on dates with when you talk to this chick, perhaps in the context of "advice". Something like "this girl I"m talking to is really pretty, but I don"t know if we have a lot in common..." and go from...

Kuriin, thanks for passing along a shitload of unnecessary information about your fetishes. Wouldn"t you know it, there is a WHOLE FUCKING THREAD DEVOTED TO KINK/FETISH THAT LOST ITS MAIN POSTER. How about you head over and be the new star of the show? Now let"s get back to dudes making...

Boom!

Also, happy belated 21st b-day! <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xvw-EMSrR80" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> EDIT: added a highlight reel in case it disappears mysteriously.

Stop boring us with details of how your parents pay for you to bang 20-somethings with no ambition or income while getting a fucking worthless lib arts degree from a 4th tier state school. Let"s hear more about your rap career, T-Rex$ha.

And potential has returned to the thread. Don"t start pulling punches now. Let"s hear more about T-Rex aspiring to be Ke$ha, Tyen being so fucking poor he has to leech off a college student and BRO liking prostate massages... or something, pretty sure that"s all accurate.

Mind = blown. This thread just got fucking meta.

Are you two engaged?

Pretty sure shit got real.Tenley Ras(=rex)mussen. Drisnic going next level. *brofist*

Way to leave out the important details. You insulted Aamina"s kids while directly saying in your post you knew about their mental issues from the Dad thread, then when Aamina said don"t go there, you went over the top and insulted them more, resulting in a ban. Also, you went directly after...

I"ve seen it work out fairly often, so your odds are probably decent. Of course if it fails spectacularly, we"ll be here to laugh at your misfortune.

Camerous, how is the Bang House working out these days?

From your story, it sounds like she kind of lives in the moment and chases dreams. That would be tiresome in a long term partner. It can be a tough call if you really connect with someone, but walking away is the right decision in that case. Otherwise, you"ll end up being an enabler rather than...

Ha, Adebisi"s story reminded me of my own funny molestation I had nearly forgotten. I had recently started dating a girl in college and she and some friends (both hers and mine) came over for a late night movie in my dorm room after a party. There was little or no drinking involved, no one...

HOLY SHIT, that was totally the Sixth Sense of posts: gotta see it a second time after you know the twist!

All good, but in the last pic, you gotta bury her in some crazy remote location after you kill her. Rookie mistake, bro.

Move for thread ban seconded. All trans discussion belongs in the trans thread, it"s distracting from perfectly good relationship fuck-ups to laugh at here. Besides, Jerle didn"t fuck anything up yet. Come back when you do something retarded while trying to pursue the feminazi so your...

As The Ancient said, a mutual agreement on how to proceed that both parties are happy with is the key. Sounds simple, not easy in practice. I had a long term relationship that ended because of this. She is catholic, but rarely went to church; usually just when visiting her parents. I"m...

Goddamn, I was CONVINCED there was a belair at the end. Well, enjoy the good times. Hopefully you can contain the crazy.

I assume her side would be somewhat different. However, assuming we"re being told mostly truth, it is a dumb idea to make plans with co-workers, then show up hammered & making out with someone that no one knows and assume everything is good to go. At the very least, you"re fueling unnecessary...

Truf. If you have to work with her, I"d recommend treating her as if you"d never spoke with her outside of work previously. Respectful and professional, yet distant; focus only on work stuff. The message should be very clear. If she wants to "patch things up" after a bit, beware of tarp...

*EDIT* link using the Zehn method.

Despite the devolution into gibberish, I think I have what you request:

Or maybe if you found out she missed your first date while jerking off another dude in front of her 12 yr old... That one was an overlooked classic.

*EDIT* nvm, link didn"t come through and it wasn"t that funny in retrospect anyway.

Wait, wait, let"s get back on topic: Cam, you never answered the important question posed earlier. At what point in the rent discussion did she agree to prostitution? Was that offered right off the bat, or did you have to play hardball (terrible pun intended)?

His post about the chick who was jerking him off as her 12 year old watched was in late November. Let"s hear some more texts, Cam!

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Grumpus again.

I"ve been to a few that were either the night before or very close to the wedding. They were very low key. We weren"t out very late and didn"t drink that much. More like a happy hour than a bachelor party, really.