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LOL, nice one Sutekh. Aamina, don"t get off-course here. If you are interested in the girl physically, move the physical part forward. She was practically begging you to. If you aren"t into casual physical relationships and are looking for a long term partner, going after 18 year olds isn"t a...

+1, she"s 18 and you"re 26. She wants to have fun. Have fun. Don"t overcomplicate it. She doesn"t need to know about your whorebag ex now.

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Avgeek has the multiple online personality broad that will probably kill him in his sleep (but not before he makes some epic posts). Daelos is getting a divorce from a cheating bitch. EDIT: Oh snap, Eomer types faster...

Wait, you lost me a bit. I thought her elaborate set-up was to try to get with some other dude? Are you saying she set up six facebook accounts using dead people to TROLL some other dude? Holy. Fucking. Shit. Either way, epic RL troll or cheat, I"d be done for the exact reason you said: what...

Pretty sure that by posting the tease, you are obligated to play it out and tell the story. Blueballing isn"t cool. I vote for laying back until the right opportunity, then when you know she"s really overextended, sending a friend invite to every fake account you know of. Then post fireworks.

Sure there is, you guys just aren"t looking in the right place...

When you led out with this, all I could think of was:

You can"t get AIDS as long as you keep your eyes closed. Duh! Now go fingercuff that broad.

I"ve done the ROI thing once. Sparing the details, I figured out after less than a month the girl I was dating was a jackwagon, but I figured I"d put in bare minimum effort and see if I could still hook up. My friends disliked her, so I told them the plan. They were amused. Every night, she"d...

As long as you aren"t determined to make this into a relationship (it won"t be one, or it will be a terrible one), get ROI until it"s too big a pain in the ass then move on.

Seriously, every time I read his posts, the voice of Borat narrates them in my head. I keep expecting him to start talking about gypsy tears protecting him from AIDS.

In the US, everything gets marked up massively once the vendor finds out it"s for a wedding. You have to be very sneaky if you want to avoid this. Related video: <iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gimiDBAK2wA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

That"s great advice! I"ll pay the first 2k and send you a bill for the rest since you apparently have unlimited funds.

For engagement rings, you have to take into account a few things: 1) Many women think marriage is the most important thing that will ever happen to them 2) DeBeers has had 20+ years to fill their head with fucked up norms on what diamonds mean and how much they should cost 3) You may not...

Who else started narrating his post in their head with the voice of this man?

Hookers. Or rape, your call.

But make sure you are really sleep deprived first.

Sound advice. It would be much funnier if he over-pursued and posted the story to the forums, though, so ease up on the quality guidance...

A few weeks sounds too long. While I wouldn"t strike the second grades are posted, within 2-3 days seems prudent. Are you likely to have to see her again more often then occasional passing in a hallway if this ends in failure? That would be something to consider if the answer is yes.

Yeah, I hear you. My regrets are more "son I am disappoint" than "now I can"t have a normal relationship again". When I think about them, I see:

Cut off your ear and mail it to her. If it works for artists, it should work for authors. If you"re too big a pussy to cut off an ear, I suggest booze and hookers.

If you were in the states, they would have a blog to talk about whatever mundane thing they like right now. It"s a no win, son!

Changing the subject a little... How about stories of regret? Is there a girl you had the opportunity to date/fuck/whatever and you fucked it up royal and years later you still regret it? I can think of a number of them, so I"ll share a couple from HS to get things started. One was a...

Shingles is related to chicken pox. Herpes simplex is something different. If you"re getting a circular, dark red sore on your lip, it"s face herpes. If you are getting a patch of red skin with blister-like sores, that"s shingles. Paging Dr Aychamo...

I"ve been outed!! I must go into hiding until this cold sore clears up. Afterwards though, I"m going on a herpes-spreading spree.

Nah, canker sore is where you get an ulcer on your gums or the inside of your lip. They are stark white in color and always inside the mouth. Mouth herpes = cold sore = the trademark red sore on the lip. She blows you, your chance of herpes is high. Dabamf had a run-in with mouth herpes.

Amirite?

Bolded for truth. For the purpose of a date, your ex doesn"t exist. Or better yet, bring up your ex a bunch then post about the epic failure for our lols.

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Tits or GTFO

Indeed. Once either party decides punching is the solution, the only real solution is ending the relationship. Not sure where this idea of "it"s ok if women get violent, men should just deal with it" came from. It"s not ok for either side to start swinging.

Heh, it"s always easy to gloss over the drama factor from the outside looking in. Semi-related cool story bro: This good looking girl my brother was casually friends with was into him and I kept telling him to go for it. He brushed me off saying she was creepy and I made fun of him...