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Is the TL;DR "post tit pics or don"t post tit pics?" Is that a real question? Tits or GTFO!

Classic post. Obvious advice is obvious. Take the first train out of crazytown.

Why not raw dog your crazy ex that wants to get back together? I mean, she totally said she"s on the pill, bro. Duh.

But she caught me on the counter (It wasn"t me) Saw me bangin" on the sofa (It wasn"t me) I even had her in the shower (It wasn"t me) She even caught me on camera (It wasn"t me) She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn"t me) Heard the words that I told her (It wasn"t me) Heard the screams...

So if the new girl found out he spent 4 days hooking up with an ex and he was even kind of considering giving it a second go... it would be cool, right? Maybe, probably not. Depends on what he"s been telling the new girl about their relationship status I guess. I bet he isn"t mentioning that...

No differentiation between casually dating a couple of people and banging an ex 13 times while "really liking" this new girl? Hmmmmmmm......

Group hug?

Wise choice, sir. You already gave her fair warning and numerous chances. Hope things work out better in the States or wherever you decide to travel next.

Bringing up an ex during a first date is a red flag. Could mean she isn"t over the ex. Bringing up someone else sounds like trying to induce jealousy/play hard to get. It could have been a fluke, maybe she was just having an off day. However, if you go out with her another couple of times...

FTFY. Your pathetic hermit ass isn"t getting rich by putting away a little extra every month. Keep banging your plastic fuck doll and telling yourself that $100k in the bank makes 20 year olds wet for you, if only they were worth the effort.

How"s your plastic companion working out? More satisfying than mailbox sex?

I"ve thought deeply about your problem and came up with a fair and equitable solution. Wait until they move in. At about 3AM, drop a deuce in a paper bag. Put said paper bag on the porch of their new place and light it on fire. Then ring the doorbell and stare at them menacingly when they...

There"s only one solution. Plant a camera in her apartment and record her 24/7. If she does something you don"t approve of, murder/suicide so you can be together forever...... for..... eeeeeeeverrrrr...... Advice given, tits demanded.

Yes.. yes he does.

Let"s hear it.

Is this your friend by chance?

Your conscience is telling you to post pics.

Almost certainly. Almost certainly. Plow that broad.

I guess I"m confused. What about it makes you feel uncomfortable? Is there something more to the story? On the surface, it sounds like the normal feeling you get when an ex finds someone else. That usually doesn"t sit well, even though most people won"t talk about it openly.

This. A female friend of mine always goes all out with her halloween costumes and they are often game themed. The only game she EVER plays is Mario Kart 64. She"s decent looking, but wearing a skanked-out game themed costume does wonders for getting attention.

It"s not normal, assuming you didn"t leave out some mitigating details. But yeah, she sounds fucking crazy. Shoot for mildly crazy next go round. If you look for completely sane, it"ll probably be a lonely life.

Nice work, Aamina.

That sounds like closure to me. Be prepared to leave at will.

After reading your posts, it seems like you are generally unhappy with your current situation. Not happy with the job, not happy with the g/f, perhaps not very happy with living abroad as well. So I guess I don"t blame you for wanting to hop on a plane and reboot. But it would be a pretty...

Unless there is some serious context you didn"t include, this = game over. Unfortunately for you, Keg is probably dead on with his evaluation.

Are we quitting? I say we defer to the wisdom of Belushi: "What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! What the fuck happened to the FOH I used to know? Where"s the spirit? Where"s the guts, huh? This could...

This is cute. Watching these guys try to manage their poll is like watching a toddler take his first steps. Lots of falling down, crying and drooling. At this point, shouldn"t we be trying to get them to call it off out of pure frustration? I think Operation Phone Spam might be necessary.

Voted again. Riffed off some of Nef"s stuff for another possible new name for your competition.

Is it bad that I almost sprayed beer all over my monitor laughing at "faggots.png"?

Titcon 3 on first post? Vote casted.

This sounds like one for the DENNIS system.

I"m confused. Is that article saying the fine-looking horse pictured is the world MtG champion?

Says the guy who just moved back in with the "rents? Come on man, you"re softballing them in here.

Forecast is clear with a strong chance of this being sig-shrined.

People on here aren"t giving you keyboard gangster advice (for the most part). Most are probably speaking from experience. I"ve personally passed on the (in hindsight obvious) opportunity to initiate physical and ended up friend zoned, I"ve initiated and it led to relationship or sex, and I"ve...

Here is the important part of your post that is dead wrong. THAT IS YOUR JOB, NOT HERS. She opened numerous opportunities for you (by your own admission) and you pulled away. Instant friend zone. It"s my personal opinion you are still moronic for trying to settle in for a long-termer on the...

Or since he has money, classy whores (as someone else pointed out). That would be a good building block. Then it"s time to hit the stairmaster until you stop paying for it.

Someone needs to use their Google Fu to find the local obituaries the week after d-day...

No love for #1?

I sense a personal investment in that statement... let"s hear it.