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Only amongst earthlings. As far as we know martians aren't big fans. pic unrelated

If you look up the highest rated nfl games, the cowboys are in pretty much all of them excluding superbowls. I can't find it now, but a few years ago when I looked it up last, there were cowboy games from years ago that were still in the top 10 all time. That article says they're in 5 of the...

one of your exes just got into voodoo. Don't tell he about the ankle. If she doesn't know it's working she might stop. also, burn her house down just to be safe.

You should go picard on anyone who misuses this around you. scream THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS as loud as you can.

Probably not. I think there's a good chance that next year past winners will be allowed to repeat.

Main thing that pisses me off about that phrase is that there's a much better and more modern reference we could be making. It should be called three-lighting dammit.

You mean just the cable boxes, right? On my phone I can turn off everything but presidential alerts.

Can they post gifs in those faggoty fucking notification popups?

the +4 on your zip code. I don't mind it existing, but in my experience (and in some experiments I've seen online) it takes longer to get your mail if you use it. The thing that rustles my jimjams about it is how often websites try to 'correct' the address I entered and add that +4. Fuck you...

In my experience ... Never mind

They're highly intelligent and predictable. But I wouldn't expect a retard who doesn't know that America was originally made up of British colonies to understand that.

I wanted philly to lose but I had to turn the game off because it physically hurt me to root for the packers.

There's a chance that they were just wrong though in 1988. Someone started a rumor. The mandela thing itself never got me because back in those days I didn't give half a fuck about politics. If the rumor was from 88 I was a teenager in Jr high and just learning to be scared of girls. I...

Nah. Same reason I don't own a business. Too much work. But I am familiar with them. I know how you have to raise them and I aint got time for that shit. Like I said. The most american of all dog breeds.

I thought I already had a Christmas Hat on Bill Bates, but I can't find it. Someone please make it so.

Did you really just ask that? Was there no fucking american history on your citizenship test? Like not even one sentence?

I guess we were just waiting for a goddamn commy to come along and tell us what to think about the most american of all dog breeds. pitties are as american as mcdonalds and capitalism. If you're stupid, they will all kill you.

Yeah the dog has learned that it needs to bark for attention and dogs like lots of attention. Even negative attention is attention.

Vaginas? On flip 'girls'?

Oh I misunderstood you. I thought you were trying to say england was so great because the names were meaningful whereas these names were random. Random and tedius references are polar opposites. Like I said, read a fucking book.

Bullshit. A pit bull lunged for her throat and got her leg instead? Was this bitch walking on her hands? No True Pitbull (tm)(R)(c) would miss that badly.

Every single one of those names is something important from the culture of the city itself. Sometimes it gets fucked up though when teams move. Like the Jazz used to be in New Orleans and the name made a lot of sense. It's a joke of a name not that they're in Utah though. Arlington has a...

On Thanksgiving it dawned on me that CeeDee Lamb is the right age that his name was probably a DEEZ NUTS joke by his dad.

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I didn't say all AKs are mag picky. I only have experience with the one so I wouldn't make a statement like that. But american made > anywhere else made. That is known and only a commie would dispute it.

Can't use bodayshus when you don't even know how to spell it. i keed i keed. I know how to spell it. bodacious

Good job this year. I know some people still complained, but I think most of us would agree it was the best bracket seeding in history. How did you sort the names this time?

You run the worst, most corrupt, and need a third thing before I post reply asshat elections this board has ever seen.

Foler vs. Bubbles - I need to seek a court order to mandate these polls be kept open for the full duration and the results not get certified until every vote is counted. Any forum lawyers wanna do some pro bono work?

What the fuck happened to 2 days? You only started this thread yesterday. I'VE BEEN DISENFRANCHISED! You and your ilk are up to your democrat tricks as usual, I see.

It's DRIVEL you fucking asshat. dribble is what you do on your waifu pillow. So are you sperging out in the thot and FSR threads? Because I haven't read either in about a week. Will I see a meltdown when I get back to them next week?

You done goofed kid. You are being backtraced right now. You better have a written statement ready about how much you loved the ob1 series.

I lost to rajaah in the 2nd round cock snorter. Also for the record, I stopped in the middle of BB and watched the making of el camino, then went back to BB, stopped again and watched El Camino, then went back and finished BB.

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Fodder. And even with one in each hand, he's still 'missin the d'

I think you meant meat women.

Holy shit. 25-4 already. I did not expect that. The other rounds have been getting about 40 votes per rigged election, so it's not over for the log wizzard yet.

Does this count as a vote for bubs?

Yeah but it works for both. bubs becomes bob's with 1 letter change too.