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Shit that video was taken down fast. Was funny though

Confirmed homosexual

Probably TiteBond Plus

Does 60$ a night also include unlimited petting of your dog? If so, that's a steal

So you had to eat a giant rubber thing first? how?

It'll be pretty easy to roll it into PoE2... just this image, then you wake up on a different shoreline. Bam.

Glad your shit showed up. Amazon gave me a refund for mine.

Umm... "Too Human" part 2?

On my summoner I had a 20/20 Vaal Skeletons drop either from a prophecy or one of those "kill this many monsters" things, and was like, Welp, guess I'm using this now.

Glad to see it's not just american bicyclists that are idiots

I'm honestly most impressed by how well he skates.

Ordered a Nintendo Switch Lite pokemon edition off Amazon for my boys birthday, was supposed to show up on Thursday... then Friday. Then delayed to sometime between the 18-22nd. There have been ZERO tracking updates on USPS, just that it left a facility in Santa Clarita, and it's "on it's way to...

But without the hockey guys, Jared can't play Shoresy, which is like my favorite character in the more recent seasons

3 in the pink, 3 in the stink

Last night I had a dream that my someone got a hold of my bank info and withdrew 190 billion dollars, and my bank honored it and overdrew my account by that much. I was like what the fuck Bank, you text me if somethings fishy but you thought this was the time to honor a transaction? Needless to...

Rhyming Leash with Fleas should be a federal offense

5% of life on kill is insane

It's Siswet, that's not even the biggest thing I've seen her shove up her ass. She probably clogs the toilet daily with her massive shits.

When I moved into my new rental, I signed a 2 year lease. Replaced all the bulbs with LEDs. I love Daylight LED for whatever reason.

Just to clear things up... you workout nude in your buddies basement?

I'm old enough now that my son has more of a chance with an 18 year old than I do.

I would watch a full feature TMNT: Into the Turtleverse

Are you punching a cripple in the face?

Then.. DIY? Oh wait, you did the second time around.

What if you have a gas furnace? Asking for a friend.

https://gizmodo.com/viral-video-of-glitter-bomb-for-package-thieves-exposed-1831254130 I mean, I love the idea, but he made it out of like 4 Iphone 10s, and thieves would probably be willing to put up with glitter and fart spray for a handful of phones.

Because, i assume like last year, most if not all of the video is staged using his friends as actors.

Back in my day, this was called dumpster diving.

Wait, what kinda car is it that shes doing a burnout at every light?

Curbing them? Personal jimmy rustle: Accidentally bought body spray instead of antiperspirant spray. Of course, they are kept right next to each other on the shelf.

Yeah, except we can't communicate with dogs, and it still sucks.

Hey, it's me AT-ST, you may not recognize me due to my red leg. In this past episode, one thing bugged me. Assuming the Mando is a human-variant, and lives ~100 years, lets say he is 30 now, if he settled down with the widow with the daughter, and raised baby yoda at the shrimp farm, would...

I went to a co-workers house for thanksgiving this year, as I just moved up to the Atlanta area. Food was great, but he completely forgot gravy for the turkey.

He looks like the third property brother.

Harvest his midichlorians obviously. Make a super-sith They showed kids running around with helmets on. I don't know about you, but my kid needs a new bike helmet like every two years, and it doesn't cover his entire head.

Seems like some ninja wiki editing

Thankfully I don't get those, god. I just get a bi-weekly text from my boss.

Name one thing besides hotdogs or hotdog equivalent food items.