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Heard this one on the radio: Does relish go on anything but hotdogs?

Thank you for reminding me to update my online timecard.

I just came here to say this as well.

Shazam says The Jerk by The Larks

Gnarliest dab rig

Dear Penthouse Magazine..

I bought this to go around with my kid

Black, red, and angsty... Sounds like the current site?

Was in the in Durable medical equipment field. My son lives in Orlando though, and don't want to be too far away from him. My old job actually contacted me on Friday and said they have a spot open in Atlanta, but it's not worth it to me I don't think. I can keep working part time and go back to...

Jacksonville, FL. Minimum wage is like $8.50 here.

I was recently laid off, so my answer has changed from 55k a year to 10$ an hour at my part time Gun Range job and whatever I can scratch together driving for Uber

Car started making a weird thumping noise while driving. I have pressure monitors, and it would stop when I straightened the wheel out, so I knew it wasn't a flat. Extended warranty, so I took it to the dealer and got a loaner yesterday. Called me today, told me the techs have no idea whats...

No? Is less more? Is more, more?

Plain, but I'd pick her up after her shift at Waffle House

Fuck do you live down the street from me? The popeyes near my house was sold out of their sandwiches and had signs posted. I had one on a business trip before all the hype and they are a good fucking sandwich, but sheeeeit.

Depression meds? They all do that to me.

I got laid off today. "Restructuring the company." Feels bad bros, I had 4 years here.

Is this a real thing, or a joke?

If the internet has taught me anything, it's that you'll start pissing in girls assholes in a week or so

Cute pup. I have an Airflite too!!

All I see is those white people dreadlocks. Gross.

He also made the decision to bleach his hair, because he thought that's how people would be in the future.

Yeah, i can't knock Malt Liquor

How do you masturbate with your girlfriend in the same room?

I don't own a dog, but... fuck that kid. Which upcoming video game are you looking forward to?

I concur. I imagine there are protective mothers in prison as well that would like to do her harm.

The video isn't even the same person.

I bought a Tidebreaker for the LiftingNerdBro build I'm playing, and it had a currency incubator on it. Dropped an Exalt. pickle tickled.

Liability.