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Huge huge YUGE relief that our little guy did awesome today before my wife went home. I figured he'd be fine but my wife was stressing out majorly about it. That's the worst part of the surgery. Not seeing him for at least a week. No body slams, suplexes, or powerbombs for the foreseeable...

Well that was much quicker than we were anticipating. Surgery was only 5 hours and all things considered I feel pretty good. Only issue right now is the epidural is on the fritz. Pump keeps screaming occlusion but they can't find one so they're working on it. So far the pain is manageable. 5/6...

I just want to get there and get drugged up as quickly as possible.

New Mutants #98 and #100 were legendary to me growing up. I'd oogle at them hanging on the wall at my local comic book shop thinking I'd never see what was inside them because they were so expensive. Nowadays that isn't really a problem.

Good luck with your surgery Mrs. Gravy. Protip: Pretend your itchy as fuck and demand some IV Benadryl. Good times will be had. Surgery is confirmed for tomorrow at 730. Check in is at 530. There shouldn't be any traffic driving into Boston at that our but Boston can still suck a fat dick...

Oh yes pregnant wife boobs and giant nips. HOT AF. I couldn't help myself. lol

Hell yes I remember GLOW. Palestina had glorious pendulous boobs and Sally the Farmer's Daughter's ass was no slouch either.

You should've brought a nip or 2 of some nice alcohol. Hell I've eaten pot cookies at the hospital. :P

You'll definitely find out if they fucked up when you try your new glasses on.

I don't know if they got rid of them but every now and then Twitch would play an ad that was 3 minutes or longer. I had adblock off to support various streamers but man fuck that horseshit. Yeah sure you can skip it but come on fuck that shit on principle alone. Adblock4life now!

Well that is absolutely terrifying but what a helluva birth story that kiddo has!

Yesterday I spent the day and night at my cousins with another friend and we played various table top games and rocket league. While high of course. Had the event planned for over a month squeezed in before my surgery on 7/3. I was very relieved to her from my wife saying bed time went smoothly...

Holy hell my wife would have lost her goddamn mind if that were to happen to us. lol Big time grats for that self delivery!

I agree. I don't see how cock and ball torture is going to help her anxiety and I'm sure Chaos isn't going to volunteer his set for her to try it out. I blame this board for that being my first go to for CBT.

phew! Thank god I'm not the only one.

Neo Geo was the Holy Grail of gaming when I was a kid. I knew I would never own one. The fact that you could take your memory card to arcades and play games there then go home and continue blew my stupid 10 year old mind.

When it comes to medical shit sometimes you've just got to laugh. Otherwise you will go insane or murder someone or both.

He picked the tape out. Saw it and grabbed for it then fussed when I'd try to take it away. I figured it's his face it's going to save. He can have the ugliest tape he wants to have. We are hardly a high class family. Definitely closer to no class on the scale.

Hahahaha shit painting! Thank Xenu we haven't had to deal with that at all yet. Reminds me of a story my uncle told me bout my cousin when she was about 2. Found her in her bedroom with her shit filled diaper open on the floor and she was playing with it like playdough. Smeared everywhere too...

My favorite B-word. LOL Congrats that relief must feel great. :)

After this surgery once I've recovered enough. I'm either buying myself something or we're doing something to celebrate getting that shit over with. Can definitely squeeze you in somewhere.

Ok that was pretty goddamn funny. Here's a reenactment of our son dancing during the fire truck song at group today.

I plan on reading the fuck out of the Expanse series. Almost done with book 1 and I'm severely hooked. And Fentanyl will be my drug of choice. As awesome as they are Morphine and Dilaudid both turn my bowels to cement which ends up causing more pain than what they're trying to relieve for me...

Thanks for the well wishes guys. The worst part is going to be away from our son for so long. I plan on catching up on some reading once I'm coherent enough to see straight. Until then I'm mashing the fuck out of the pain button. This hernia and my last hernia (in 2010) were basically from...

This isn't my first rodeo. I had a 3 month stay in Hotel Med a long while back. I should be all set. :)

Abdominal wall reconstruction surgery has been scheduled for July 3rd. Here we go! It'll be a 10-12 hour surgery for my surgeon and a plastic surgeon so check in is 5am FML. I'm expecting to be in for 10 days. Had the same surgery but not quite this large bout 6 years ago and that's how long of...

This is definitely where the fucking lizard people are from. Time to plan a mission to slip a nuke in that hole hot dog in a hallway style. NASA Can't Explain What Made This Strange, Deep Hole on Mars

If it ever comes out of Early Access I might find out. Till then I'll take your word for it. :P

Good luck sir.

RE: Strains Look for Jack Herer. During my chemo I used maybe 9-10 different strains and the Jack Herer made me feel the most upbeat even at the worst. If you have anxiety while using JH then you should probably avoid using pot again. :p Jack Herer Strain Information

Does this game really have an expansion available for purchase while it's still in Early Access? That is hilarious to me.

Our son does the same exact thing during the same exact situations. So I loaded up the Rocket League Championship stream on the TV and the little dude lit right up. I figured he loves cars/trucks and loves watching soccer at the fields nearby so I figured he'd dig watching some RL. I didn't...

Fuck I know that feeling all too well. Hang in there man the waiting for shit is by far the worst.

Watched it a while ago but didn't they come to Earth to help humans so that humans could save them thousands of years into the future or some shit? They shared their language which alters a persons perception of time letting them see into the future.

I'd walk away and let him scream it out when you can. That's around the age our son started trying to push our buttons. Fighting fire with fire (yelling back) definitely doesn't work. I tried that too. Our situation may have been a little different as our guy is now 26 months and still has no...

You know the answer to that.

You're just dodging the question. Fine be that way. Clearly that's her boob. If she's 5'10 120lbs those D-cups are where all her weight is at.

Having nurses like that makes everything infinitely easier imo. I've definitely had nurses on the opposite end of the spectrum and I have them sent packing ASAP if I'm staying in the hospital. You don't need to be around that kind of energy. Good luck with the biopsy!

But what about your boobs? The man asked a quesiton.

When I was 15. Pre-cancerous polyps in my colon. The rest is history, including my colon. I've got an appointment next Tuesday to see my surgeon again and finally schedule my surgery. Should be the first week of July. Can't wait for it to over with so I can sit around the house for 2 months...