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    The Fighting Game Community Thread

    I've only caught maybe 3 or 4 of his matches total and it seems like if it's close he generally loses otherwise he just rolfstomps whoever he's fighting. Is that pretty much standard practice for him?
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    Horizon: Zero Dawn

    Your aim must be REALLY bad if you don't see a difference between aim assist on and off. :P It seems pretty obvious really. Arrows actually curve with aim assist on. No aim assist and shit just goes straight. My aim is dreadful with gamepads too so I do use aim assist and it is definitely less...
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    Dredd 2 (2026 Confirmed!)

    I actually just picked up my new pair today and I can indeed confirm - no cankles.
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    Sports Entertainment

    I can't be the only one that noticed Trump "future endeavored" Comey. LOL
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    Parent Thread

    Best fart story I've heard from my brother is his 5 year old son walked over to him while he was sitting in this computer chair and cupped his hand then waved it in front of my brothers face. My brother said it was like being punched in the face by a fart. Kid dropped an SBD then pushed it into...
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    Parent Thread

    Shut your dirty mouth! It's the hope that keeps me going. :(
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    Parent Thread

    The best thing about having a 2 year old son? I can rip the loudest belch known to man ON his face and he just doesn't give a shit. He waits and bides his time then he farts on me. It's a constant battle. We're at a deadlock.
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    Health Care Thread

    My wife has insurance through work that covers me, her, and our son. I forget exactly how much per month but it's over $400 out of her check with a $4k deductible. Before last year we had like a $500 deductible then last year it exploded to $4k. Her school helped pay half the deductible last...
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    Sports Entertainment

    Word on the street is there are now Charlotte nudes floating around. I can't say I care that much to hunt them down but if some Alexa Bliss nudes leak that'd be the fucking JACKPOT.
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    Parent Thread

    We had a speech eval for the kid today. Long story short his receptive language is on par with a 2 year old. His expressive language is far behind. He's at the equivalent of a 10 month old in that regard. He has 4 hours of early intervention services and needs 10. The services he's getting...
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    Parent Thread

    I'm kind of bummed my son won't know the exhilaration of 56K modem porn. The anticipation! Come onnnnnn just a few more seconds for that nipple!! hrm maybe I'll throttle his internet when the time comes...
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    Parent Thread

    I dunno I would do some really fucking heinous stuff to any person that would purposely and knowingly abuse or bring harm to my son in anyway. I don't blame you for carving those initials onto a clip of bullets. You can never be too prepared!
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    Parent Thread

    My youngest brother is adopted. My mother agreed to adopt him from the mother before he was even born. She was a social worker for a while and the lady was someone she had worked with and got to know. Fucking cunt did drugs while pregnant with him and he was born a crack baby. All sorts of...
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    Parent Thread

    My son has farted on my goddamn cheek. I got him back though. Walking out of the living room and he followed me. I stopped at the door and ripped a fucking gigantic blow his hair back fart in his face and then point and laugh at him. Then I went and got him some raspberries. He thought it was...
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    Health Problems

    I was 220 3 weeks ago then I started doing the Energy and Fat Burner programs on top of eating less and better. As of today I am 207. It gets a thumbs up from me. You can throw some Parrot Bay into that Coke or Root Beer and we'll cal it a day.
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    Health Problems

    I haven't posted in quite a while but I've been keeping up. Figured I'd post a quick update. Surgery confirmed for beginning of July. Just need to call a month before. In the meantime I want to get <200 lbs. I started at 220 3 weeks ago and I am currently 205. Doing DDP Yoga and I feel pretty...
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    RIp J Geils. My angel was a centerfold.

    RIP This is definitely an intro to a gay orgy porn video.
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    WTF? Doesn't anyone double knot? My shoes have stayed tied for literally years. Fucking noobs!
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    Sports Entertainment

    You have a heart?!
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    Sports Entertainment

    We get it keg. You're like Vince. You guys like big jacked dudes to jerk off to. Plus it was a joke. Push that hemorrhoid back in.
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    Sports Entertainment

    Jinder needs to be sent down to NXT for more training. And chill on the 'roids. He obviously can't handle them.
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    Comic Books

    No motherfucking shit Sherlock. Marvel executive says emphasis on diversity may have alienated readers
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    Sports Entertainment

    Says the faggot with the MLP avatar. lulz
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    Sports Entertainment

    Man Alexa Bliss. Her pussy definitely tastes like candy. Taker was a total shitshow. Thank god he's done. Don't get me wrong I love Taker but closer to his prime not this geezer shit.
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    The Secret World

    Some info on the combat changes. Exclusive Interview: Funcom's Romain Amiel on Secret World Legends' combat revamp and more
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    Sports Entertainment

    No shit? Goddamn I always assumed he really was bonkers. That is impressive as fuck. You ain't lying.
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    The Secret World

    Is it really that difficult to download Steam for an online game? How is that the most fucked up thing about this? Takes a couple minutes and you're all set.
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    Sports Entertainment

    Oh god he never disappoints. Ever.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Here's the real test hodj. Hey lumi I think that state of the art chemo is the way to treat cancer and that homeopathy shit for cancer treatment is insanity. ps fuck garlic and cinnamilk.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    How the fuck is an infiltrator anything like Iron Man? He doesn't walk around invis nor does he snipe people. This is why you never let chics make video game vids.
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    The Fighting Game Community Thread

    Just watched a trailer for the new Planet of the Apes and the first thing taht came to mind seeing this was that they look like a bunch of apes OOO OOO AHH AHH'ing and beating their chests at each other. lol
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Having my order fucked up 3 times before they get it right. Don't ever both with the British Beer Company in Worcester. Tonight's meal was free because we were there a few weeks ago and received terrible service. Fuck that place! RUSTLED!!
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    Retro Gaming Thread

    If you get Golden Sun make sure to get the sequel as well. It ends rather abruptly iirc. I never did play the sequel.
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    Retro Gaming Thread

    I tried playing SoM again about a month ago and I had to stop after about 15 hours. Many of the same complaints as well as the fucking AI pathing. Having them get stuck on everything and having to constantly backtrack or go super slow so they don't get stuck is absolutely enraging. ugh
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    Sports Entertainment

    Well if it ever fucking starts.
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    RIP Judge Wapner

    RIP I don't know how the fuck he could deal with people like this. And a classic episode.
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    Anarchy Online New Graphics Engine

    Boy those screenshots they threw up there sure make the game look enticing.
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    Health Problems

    It definitely felt like it. I vaguely remember belching non stop in recovery while waking up. Dropped a couple giant farts as well. Kinda bummed I wasn't fully conscious to appreciate them.
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    Health Problems

    I'm home now and everything went fine. There were 3 polyps, 2 he was able to remove and 1 that was too deep for him to get to. Going to head to Dana Farber for that one. They really had to pump me full of air to get at the damn things. I just want to take a giant explosive NASA rocket launch...
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    You know it sounds like that alien pic that was posted had a virus in its pixels. It totally hacked people that saw it making them vomit, vibrate, and shit themselves. Plus it obviously had the ability to erase itself since no one has copy and it's completely gone from the internet. This is some...