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    Gloomhaven

    I think it's more the fact that the brute's shield wall is ineffective until you get gear (so, beyond a starting character/prosperity) and the fact that a lot of the brute's cards depend on him being in range of multiple enemies. Despite 10hp, he does not take hits well, and things like his...
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    Gloomhaven

    I dunno if I agree with that, if I'm ranking the starting 6, brute comes in 5th. And the Cragheart flows really smoothly if you have Earth when you want Earth, and that takes a little while to understand. Spellweaver/Cragheart is really good though, and Brute/Scoundrel can be good, depending...
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    Doom: Eternal

    The first level of anything should never be a struggle. The last level should be a struggle.
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    RIP Kenny Rogers

    How many secrets about Dolly Parton do you think he took to his grave? What do you wanna bet that Dolly Parton's cleavage is shaped exactly like Kenny Rogers' dick, you know, like your couch is shaped like your ass after you've sat in it for awhile?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Talk to your ex about 5/2/2/5. Apparently it's the standard arrangement here for 50/50. The theory being it's consistent for the kids because they have certain days with their parents, and then they go less time between seeing each parent. The gist is one parent has the kids Mon/Tues, the other...
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    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Thanks for the input, Booze. I have a somewhat different situation than most people, but am no less a powergamer than I was 15 years ago...I simply have a different top end. I've never been into just gaming to fuck around. I play to win in whatever I'm doing and don't see the point in playing...
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    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Not at all. I enjoy playing a warrior. I also enjoy tanking dungeons. But just straight fury isn't cutting it anymore for dungeons, I'm getting fucking crushed, even with the holy/disc priest healing, so I know I need to change shit up until I get geared up with 5 man gear instead.
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    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Alright forumbros, need some help. Been like 10 years since I played WoW and much has changed. Here's the situation. Playing PvE, with a couple RL friends as War, Priest, Mage. We fill in DPS slots with pugs. No interest in raiding, we only play once or twice a week. Finally got our guys to 56...
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    Gloomhaven

    Expect a 2 hour set up time to punch out the cardboard pieces, learn what they are and sort them all. After you get everything sorted out, setup time for the game is pretty minimal. Maybe 15 minutes per mission. Game is amazing, watch a few let's plays or something. The rulebook is HEAVY.
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    Gloomhaven

    Use this, don't buy a $90 organizer. https://boardgamegeek.com/thread/1726878/yss-yet-another-storage-solution
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Blood Bowl for nerds.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    My favorite part is the tan lines. Really breaks the immersion.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Her situation is almost all women these days, I think. Their impulsive nature leads to bad decisions, they get pregnant and move in with a dude, then they realize they made a huge mistake and the only exit strategy they have is sympathy. Next thing you know, they're "abused" and "trapped."...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Probably the same thing that happens in most of this thread. Bitches be crazy.
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    Warcraft III: Reforged

    The delay is probably trying to figure out how to let gold spammers send you channel invites.
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    World of Warcraft: Classic

    BrotherWu - Heroic Strike REPLACES your next white hit. Mortal Strike is IN ADDITION to your next white hit. Heroic Strike means you don't gain rage from the white hit. Mortal Strike is an extra hit in the middle. Heroic Strike only gets added into the rotation when you have 75+ rage.
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    World of Warcraft: Classic

    The fel reaver captured the same thing that was great about EQ - there was giant shit out there, and you were just working around. Everyone remembers when the Hill Giant in the commonlands smashed them. Everyone. Everyone remembers the Griffin. They remember Kithicor at night. The world is a...
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    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Game came out in 04. I quit before 2011. It was not "always" like that. It got patched somewhere along the way. I know because I have won and lost auctions due to them expiring and being the last bidder.
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    World of Warcraft: Classic

    I don't remember it that way at all. Auctions expired 2/8/24 hours after you created them. Only the guy who posted the auction could see time left. Bidding didn't add time to it, so if you had the last bid, you got the item. This way essentially ensures you never have the patience to do...
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    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Watched a short auction for 30 minutes. Then it went to medium. What in the fuck? Google Fu yields results from 2011 saying bidding on an auction adds time, and it's to prevent auction sniping. Not knowing the fucking time left on the auction outside of 'short, medium and long" already...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Fuck that shit. You can't help an addict. They need to want to help themselves. You can be as supportive and caring for as long as you want, but if they don't want to get clean and have a sober life, then you're just wasting your time and they're just abusing you and your good will.
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    World of Warcraft: Classic

    I got down to "LF DPS, leather or mail only, must be able to take a joke" the other day.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I am in the same boat, and I can tell you this.... YOU CAN DO IT. You will be exhausted. You will always have a list as long as your arm of shit that needs to be done that you do not have time for. You will feel like a failure as a parent for not having enough time for the kids. But you can do...
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    World of Warcraft: Classic

    This means literally nothing. Wool is rare. Always has been. Silk is fucktarded common. Always has been. Mageweave is a bottleneck not quite as bad as wool. Runecloth is all that drops once you start doing level 60 shit. Availability in the auction house doesn't determine levels, nor has...
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    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Gouge is fucking weird too. I quit in WOLTK, but I had a 60+ rogue. You used to gouge targets and run around behind to backstab them. I try that now and keep wondering how much I'm lagging to always be on the wrong side of me. Turns out, gouge spins your target around. What the fuck, how lazy...
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    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Didn't you spend most of the other day repeatedly dying swimming across a zone to avoid running across a path?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Weeeeeeell, No hurricanes. No earthquakes. No forest fires. No poisonous snakes or spiders or other bugs. Pretty limited flooding. No bears, no mountain lions, and the minorities are mostly confined to their own shithole areas. It sucks for a couple weeks in the summer (although this summer...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It ain't like that in the cities anymore. Places need to hire closer to $20 to get anyone. There's jobs around now. Iron range might be a bit different still, but probably still worth your time to investigate again. The economy has changed things around here quite a bit in the last couple of...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    20x40. 12'6" on the deep end. I haven't done the math on dump trucks or bodies...but it's more than I'd like, that's for sure. I also only have one neighbor, and they gave up on their pool too. Corner lot, goes down to the pond. Once I deal with the debt from the divorce and associated legal...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Because she didn't do anything. And has no intention of doing anything. She's telling you she's gonna do something, but zero effort will be made. Come back here in a week and see we're right.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Probably not. But it is summer home to a fuckload of turtles. I dunno where this prehistoric shit came from, but thankfully he meandered off. I never wanted the pool to begin with, but she "couldn't live without it." We had the house 9 years. It was open one summer. Honestly, I'm just sad I...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh, I almost forgot.... A year later, that entire mess of shit is still sitting in some other poor schmuck's garage!
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So, these pics were taken after I'd been out of the house for 5 months. It was never *that* bad while I was living there, because I'd do something about the parts of it I could. But, this is a great example of what she's like when she's left to her own devices. The kids hated every minute of it...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The one year we had the pool open, we dumped 55 gallons of chlorine into it. It's 20x40, 12 feet deep. It's a lot of fucking expense just to keep running, let alone rehab. Although, I will admit that the decision is going to be made when I see who I'm with then and how many hot friends she has.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Fuck the pool. Waste of time and energy. My recent home appraisal stated "Pools provide no value at this latitude." Filling the fucker in and I'll build a gaming gazebo there or something. Just gotta take care of some other shit first. Probably, but I haven't so much as seen her since...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    One year ago yesterday I got back to my house after I nasty separation which my ex now claims she never wanted. Sucks when all your communication is via text, it's pretty hard to keep revising history when I can just scroll up to the part where she asked me for a divorce. My oldest turned 18...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This is most women, I think. They're completely detached from reality. And really, it's no one's fault but men's, who let them get away with doing absolutely nothing simply because they have a vagina.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    And yet kids who grow up in a 2 parent household outperform single parent kids in every metric. My parents are still married, and my childhood sucked too.