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    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    What fucking testing strategy do you need? This entire debacle has been ridiculous on EVERY front. Disease is no more deadly than the flu. We ruined the economy pretending it was. Masks are bad. Wait, masks are good. Wait, masks don't do anything. Wait, wear a mask all the time...
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    Gloomhaven

    These aren't frosthaven classes.
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    Gloomhaven

    FYI, the Gloomhaven Standalone small box expansion Gloomhaven Jaws of the Lion Board Game launches this Sunday. Target exclusive for the month of July. It is designed to be a more accessible version of the game, with less complicated classes and less parts (IE: you play the scenario on the map...
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    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    Very few? Sounds like a SPIKE!
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    Geology, Earthquakes and Volcanos

    Well, lemme know after I'm extinct, then!
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    Geology, Earthquakes and Volcanos

    All of that is straight A+ tier disaster porn. Until you realize that the "experts" predicting it are the same kind who predicted Covid 19 was gonna kill a billion people and that globalhomo warming was gonna kill us all 50 years ago. So, meh.
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    What's your craziest sexual experience thread?

    After my divorce, I met this gal who was pretty open and upfront about her sexuality. She asked me if I minded toys, told her I was married for 18 years, I don't give a shit about toys. She said some dudes get real weird about them. I dunno why, do whatever works for you. So one night, I'm...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My ex was pulling double what I was. And spent it all. Every single penny. And cut into mine. I can't for the life of me figure out why the fuck I allowed it.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Our rent was about $700 then. Wife and kid had WIC. I ate a whole lot of nothing. The only thing that's relative is people living in comfort thinking they're poor because they can't go to the movies.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah. Year and a half ago it was final.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Bro, the year after my oldest was born, we made 19k. How you made it was you had money.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    2 and a half years ago, I was married, making 130k a year jointly and living paycheck to paycheck. Today, I work overtime when I want at the same job, live in the same house, and I have 5 months of mortgage in the bank. I shouldda done this years ago!
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    Board Games

    King Domino is really good. Like, deceptively good. At first it seems like a simple kids game, and then you start digging into it and realize there's a lot of layers. It's super simple, can learn it in 5 minutes, but since every game is different it never really gets stale. And no matter...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    No shitty tattoos. Must be a real doll.
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    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    Man that garbage thing is no fucking joke. Filters for my fridge are $60 at Best buy. Ordered a couple of the knock off filters on Amazon, and they of course were garbage. Then ordered the "legit" one and that one didn't work for shit either, then went back to Best Buy to get one that works...
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    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    It's not hoarding, it's bored baking.
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    World of Warcraft: Classic

    I was reading this and chuckling to myself that this was the company that killed Everquest. Then I remembered the reason why they did is because SoE was actually WORSE. Why the fuck are companies completely incapable of managing free money machines?
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    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    A few years ago I was having severe stomach bleeding/inflammation issues to the point where it was impacting my ability to be at work. Filed for FMLA, the gastro said I had the ability to be off work for 1-2 days a week for perioidic flare-ups for the next 6 months. So, a couple months go by of...
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    Kickstarters

    They made it. Good last minute push.
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    Gloomhaven

    It does. Only a million to go, and he offered some pretty sweet shit yesterday to get him over the hump. Envelope X materials is one of the biggest gripes with the game and being able to get them is pretty big. Made him another 1.4 million in less than a day.
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    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    Shit, I thought this was the Coronavirus Information and anecdotal experience thread. Thanks to your expert Amod guidance, another tragedy has been averted.
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    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    There's nothing strange about not trusting the medical community after this complete and total shitshow. Hospitals are overwhelmed but empty, every death is a Covid death, we need a vaccine before we reopen the world. It's bullshit of the highest order if you're even REMOTELY paying attention.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well, here I thought we were gonna talk about Big P getting some last minute resistance, and now we're back to IOOTI. That's a left turn I wasn't prepared for.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Look on the bright side man. At least those chicks don't have tattoos.
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    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Black lotus should be a rare on any existing herb spot in 60 zones.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Take it to the coronavirus thread where we can call you a retard and not detail the FSR.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    Yeah, you gotta set it up like Butter Face. Summer Teeth go this way, summer teeth go that way...
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    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    Rule #1 of being fucking poor - utilities will always wait a month. At least. Sometimes more if you have a cold weather rule in place. I've missed sporadic utility payments for legitimate reasons over the years - sometimes I slipped a digit typing in payment information, sometimes I thought I...
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    Smartphones

    The moto G series is still solid. I have your phone, my kid has the next generation. Hers was about the same price, and performs exactly as well as you'd expect it too. If you're happy with the G5+, just keep on rolling, imo.
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    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Yep, that's basically all there is in LFG now...it's a channel where mages are paying to be powerleveled. Presumably so they themselves can be paid to powerlevel other people. Game is a shell of what it used to be. It was fun for a winter, but it's yard work season.
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    World of Warcraft: Classic

    I'm on Atiesh, rolled with 2 RL friends as War/Mage/Priest, and we've honestly had to 3 man most of our way to 60 and beyond because "LF 2 DPS for XXXX" is absolutely blank the majority of the time. For hours. We did all of Sunken Temple aside from the Dreamer as 3 man, checking in LFG every 3rd...
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    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Honestly, the game is fucking bullshit at these population levels anyway. Everywhere you go, there's a bot or a boxed account standing on every thorium vein and lotus spawn in the game. AB and WSG are full of nothing but insufferable rank grinders and the queue for AV doesn't justify the...
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    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Yeah, don't do WSG or AB. Nothing but despair lives there. Jesus fuck. You thought AV was AIDS.
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    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Make it so I can queue for AV on alts too. Game is quickly losing it's luster. I am struggling to find reasons to play this game when I would rather play almost anything else.
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    The Joe Rogan Experience (JRE)

    Oblio, love ya bro (no homo), but you're 1000% wrong on Joe. It's really weird how he believes the shit he does while just constantly sucking commie dick. Like, you can see him put *almost* all the dots together, and he will *almost* get there, and then "well, yeah, but not like Trump is doing...
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    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    Do you have a graph for that? Preferably an exponential one.
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    Kickstarters

    Fuck the organizer. A couple of tackle boxes is under $20 and does the same thing. Even fits back in the box too. I'll be doing that, not no $85 shit. https://boardgamegeek.com/thread/1726878/yss-yet-another-storage-solution
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    MMA Thread

    First statement. "I also located a spent round outside the driver's door." I'm sure it wasn't floating in fucking midair.
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    MMA Thread

    Source is the officer's report in Goatface's spoiler.
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    MMA Thread

    You know that literally makes zero difference right? Police have the right to conduct field sobriety tests. If you refuse, you're arrested for DUI just the same, and they conduct a blood test at the jail. Silence is not an option at that point.