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  1. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    yall are failing the challenge. Most of them still sound good.
  2. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    Lets test that theory. Highlander Supernatural The Wire Red Dwarf Battlestar Galactica Star Trek (pick any version you like) The Expanse Modern Family Twilight Zone Rick and Morty Pretty sure you can't make any of the space based shows sound lame unless you leave out that they're in...
  3. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    unless she's ugly there's no way I would skip the scenes anyway. My dismissal of BB reminds me of a teacher I had who wouldn't let her kids watch Duke of Hazzard because it's a show about felons on probation blatantly disrespecting the law. Eventually someone got her to watch a few episodes...
  4. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    I'm sure it speaks to you because you're a high school maths teacher dying of monkey pox who is using his maths skill to solve blockchains by hand so his family is taken care of. But that's just you and your fantasy. I'm a real person who knows high school teachers are useless.
  5. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    But there was no need to before the final episode. Other than a few things here and there I never had the feeling that I was missing anything by not seeing BB. You guys filled me in on who the big players were from BB. BCS stands on it's own.
  6. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    Yeah, probably will. I considered stopping the last episode of BCS and binging BB first. But I aint got that kinda time. If I start watching BB now I'll probably be nibbling away at it for at least a year. You're right though, the only old series I'm currently working my through is American...
  7. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    in a pressurized cabin? Allright whatever. I certainly never noticed and was pissing like a racehorse on the international flights. But I drink a lot of water anyway.
  8. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    lol gunna need one more dot to connect. What the fuck does hydration have to do with flying?
  9. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    I probably would have appreciated this more if I'd watched Breaking Bad. Did saul have a big part in it? i always thought he was a supporting character.
  10. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    My mom dipped my paci in southern comfort to get me to sleep. I don't think how we were put to sleep makes any difference at all.
  11. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    i need alcohol to sleep on a flight, but yeah it's a nice add. Most planes have a plug you can use. I wanted something with a battery backup because it's pretty common to lose power where I work.
  12. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I got what looked like a jury summons from the 2AF last week. My jimmies were rustled too, but for me it was because it wasn't a real summons. I'd love to serve on a jury.
  13. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    yup. Mine was brought about by chronic tonsilitis and sinusitus. Once the tonsils were out I had a sleep study and had a score of 100. I think that means 100 arousals per hour. I was like "Is that good?" She said she had never seen anyone over 50 and that she almost woke me up 3x because...
  14. Hoss

    Love, Death & Robots

    Yeah and with the episodes being so short, even if one does kinda suck, it's not a huge time investment. It's no big deal if they spend the entire episode to set up one sort of interesting twist.
  15. Hoss

    Letterkenny

    I got caught up in shoresy and forgot about this. Finally caught it last week. My wife had to ask me what a mitt was. She giggled every time they said it. The contest was bullshit though. It's like it was tailor made for gail. How did she not win?
  16. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    or someone necro'd a thread. I went back and gave likes to as many of gravy's posts as I could find. I hope they rustled his jimmies in the afterlife. I was also drunk that night.
  17. Hoss

    Weight Loss Thread

    Yeah I can't even find much about it on the internet. I basically talked to 2 people who read the book. My guess is the numbers don't add up due to too much intermingling and not enough blood types. But that discussion is what first got me to thinking about the diets of our ancestors and it...
  18. Hoss

    Weight Loss Thread

    I think it's also a little bit of the blood type diet. Though I've only heard the executive summary of the blood type diet so it might be crazypants when you get into it. They say that your blood type indicates what part of the world your ancestors came from and people in different parts of...
  19. Hoss

    Weight Loss Thread

    Same for me. I can only tell you what worked for me and guess it might work for you. Go to OA meetings. Overeater's Anonymous. Go see a hypnotist.
  20. Hoss

    Weight Loss Thread

    Think what we evolved to eat. The carbs we have today weren't available through most of history and most people think that any diet that doesn't include daily twinkies is very low carb. It's about resetting your expectations.
  21. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    just imagine if we were reading fedor posts back then. 5 minutes before you could check for an adam's apple. Another 10 before you might or might not see the base of a dick.
  22. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    In case yall ever wondered what happened to wolf when the "wiping @Johnny53 's hoors' assholes" work dried up.
  23. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    Actual speeds maxed out much higher than that. Probably in the 40's or 50's. But it was so dependent on your location. Wherever you lived, 7k might have been the actual max. But people in new neighborhoods with good wires were getting high 30's and low 40's. If you lived at the switch...
  24. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    Just like most of us, I used to download porn on dialup. It's how I learned to edge.
  25. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    we have better compression today bro. I don't know what you were on, but the maximum theoretical speed of dialup is 56kbps. So either you were on something else, or you're thinking of your real speeds which might have been 7.8 or 9 kbps. I think you could be on DSL with those speeds but then...
  26. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    Yeah I can't figure out when any of this is happening. Doesn't Gene have a flip phone? Didn't she have her phone line plugged into the computer? Yet I figured it should more or less be present day. Why does anyone fight about anything on the internet? Because they're right and someone else...
  27. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    How do you know it was streaming? Because they cut out the 3 hour download for the sake of TV?
  28. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    It's not unbelievable she would still be using the term even if it was dead. We still say we're 'googling' something even though I'm pretty sure google closed down a long time ago. How do you know it was streaming? You can download videos on dialup. it would explain why it took her a couple...
  29. Hoss

    Weight Loss Thread

    So I SHOULDN'T follow up with a question about the calories we get from breathing air?
  30. Hoss

    Weight Loss Thread

    I've never heard anyone claim that black coffee breaks the fast. The one doctor I've heard talk about it said anything under 50 calories isn't breaking your fast. It pauses it but your body quickly gets back to it.
  31. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    First off, aren't you like 14? Second, you should have been posting here for guidance all along. Third, probably a mistake moving out. Do you own the house or was it a rental? If you owned it together, then she pretty much owns it now. But, nothing that can be done about any of that...
  32. Hoss

    Robyn Hood

    I'm sure they're already working on a new storm movie with a white dude in the title role. A sister act reboot with a white dude hiding in a monastary. The Hattie Mcdaniel Story starring ryan gosling. And lets not forget the Reese witherspoon remake of dolemite. I knew this was going to...
  33. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    To be honest I'm surprised toys from the 90's are still in good enough shape to play with. Shit started taking a sharp downward turn right about then.
  34. Hoss

    The Orville

    If you mean the cute helmsman/engineering prodigy who has a perpetual bad attitude and can do 4 dimensional math .... that wasn't the last episode. I think you have 2 more to go. I can't think of anyone they killed off in the last ep.
  35. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    i got ya boo. I can't believe we give onoes so much shit when tarrant went through multiple divorces right here in this very thread. Does he hold the thread record?
  36. Hoss

    Weight Loss Thread

    I'm more than happy to teach you how to shit properly. But it doesn't belong in this thread.
  37. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    When I ask someone a question and they give an in depth answer to a question I didn't ask and don't even give a fuck about.
  38. Hoss

    Weight Loss Thread

    Jesus Christ you fucking people keep answering questions I didn't ask. You made me do my own fucking research and for that, fuck you. I was all ready thank you for teaching me something new, but now you get a hearty fuck you. :emoji_middle_finger: and :emoji_middle_finger: The simple...
  39. Hoss

    Weight Loss Thread

    Does that apply to how foods are labeled? The one you posted earlier had 37 grams of total carbs and 4 grams of fiber. Are you just being pedantic because I didn't spell out carbs? If so, fuck off. Please don't answer. I'll wait for sanrith. I thought I had a eureka moment when it dawned...
  40. Hoss

    Weight Loss Thread

    https://www.firesofheaven.org/threads/retard-dumping-ground.7353/ Here ya go.