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  1. Woefully Inept

    Overwatch

    Unreal I just played a game as Lucio and was the *only* one moving the payload. Two worthless Hanzos jerking off together. At least the Mei froze the shit and blocked everyone. So annoying. edit: We did end up winning so that tells you how bad the other team was too.
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    Parent Thread

    Miraculously we just managed to have a 45 minute level headed conversation. Didn't resolve everything hut the situation is at least disarmed. I had to laugh at when I said he's only a year and she's worried about just fishing. What about sports or when he starts to drive? "Thank you for giving...
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    Parent Thread

    I don't even know how to handle this shit. I made plans with my sisters bf to go fishing Friday with the little guy. My wife is so stressed out about the idea that we had a retarded argument about it. She's so concerned he's going to fall in the water and drown or if I keep him in his stroller...
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    Witcher 3

    I skipped 1 after trying 3 times and not making it past half way. Read the wiki and moved on to 2. I didn't regret that decision at all.
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    Overwatch

    If I have shitty teammates it's hard for me not to rage. I'm not the greatest player but jesus christ some of these teams are like playing with drunken chimps that are smashing their face on their keyboards to play.
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    Overwatch

    Had a friend just share with me one of his potgs as Torb. I don't even...
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    Comic Books

    They're go to make him gender fluid so he can be whatever he wants to be when the writers feel like it.
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    DRUNKEN GAMING NIGHT!!! - 4-21-2017

    I won't be able to make it on tonight.Count me in for future drunk as fuck game nights though. You're surprisingly jolly for someone filled with so much hate and anger.
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    DRUNKEN GAMING NIGHT!!! - 4-21-2017

    Apparently I don't smoke enough crack to hang with Ut. He was drunk as fuuuuuuuuuuuck before we even started playing.
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    Overwatch

    It is a decent boob window though. I'd keep her stream open for 7 seconds instead of the normal 3 or 4 just for the boob window.
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    DRUNKEN GAMING NIGHT!!! - 4-21-2017

    It'll kind of take the edge off his posts and make them more whacky.
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    DRUNKEN GAMING NIGHT!!! - 4-21-2017

    That was some fun shit. Reading your posts in your voice Ut is going to add a whole new dimension. lol I should be around tomorrow night as well.
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    Overwatch

    If you're sleepy and want to wake up just load that stream up and turn the volume up and wait for Ut to talk.
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    DRUNKEN GAMING NIGHT!!! - 4-21-2017

    Fucking slackers! Get your shit together Tyrones!
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    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    Yeah having a shitty ping with that bandwidth is like having a 12 inch cock that has the diameter of a pencil. Looks great on paper but it's worthless in practice.
  16. Woefully Inept

    WarCraft (2016)

    DL'd a dvd quality bootleg and honestly the movie bored me to the point I stopped with half an hour to go. I found the orc CGI to be jarring especially when Garona is on the screen and she isn't CGI'd at all. I was in a pretty shitty mood when I loaded it up so maybe I should try again with a...
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    Overwatch

    What about being booted for inactivity while you're waiting at the load screen? That was a huge WTF a few days ago.
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    DRUNKEN GAMING NIGHT!!! - 4-21-2017

    I should be around for some Overwatch both nights 9-1030 or 11 (EST) I'd say. No booze but got plenty of whacky tabaccy to have fun with. I'll make sure I can't see straight before I begin playing! bnet: Woefulyinept#1271
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    Parent Thread

    Yeah well I've taken a shit while my infant son was strapped to me. You do desperate things when you're going to shit your pants.
  20. Woefully Inept

    Overwatch

    Thanks I'll keep that in mind. Looking at my recent posts it's a bunch of whining. Been a trying week with the kid. ugh I need to make some good plays or something and post more positive stuff. :P
  21. Woefully Inept

    Overwatch

    Having difficulties enjoying this game anymore. Can generally only play 1 or 2 games when I do get to play so I don't group ever for the most part and pugs literally make me want to murder someone. I'm sad.
  22. Woefully Inept

    Overwatch

    And I'll play Reinhardt to block for him. We'd be unbeatable!
  23. Woefully Inept

    Overwatch

    We have but I caught it immediately this time at least. Having a 1 year old fucks with your time management (and refresh skills) big time. And I've got him alllllll day till bed all to myself today. Yayyyyy...help me. lol
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    Parent Thread

    haha that would definitely scare the shit out of my wife. I've gotta teach him that one.
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    Overwatch

    wow I need to hit refresh before posting. Vid was already posted.
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    Parent Thread

    And he slept until 7:30 this morning. He's probably just lulling me into a false sense of security. We'll see. :P
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    Parent Thread

    I shared a little bit of a cookie ice cream sandwich with him today and holy shit I thought he was going to chump my finger off. lol It's so awesome seeing them try something new that they've never had/done before and go apeshit over it.
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    Parent Thread

    Ugh I am terrified of last night repeating tonight. Wish me luck. lol
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    Parent Thread

    Science approves!
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    Parent Thread

    We need proof of just how "voluptuous" she is. For science. It might help with my kids teething issues.
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    Parent Thread

    Man last night I felt terrible for the little guy. He was clearly in pain from his teeth. Screaming at an octave he just doesn't normally hit. He ended up passing out from exhaustion. Was crying hard one second then out cold the next. Teething really does suck.
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    Parent Thread

    Didn't Noodle just call you lazy a page or two ago? Too tired to go back and look. Maybe I've got you mixed up.
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    Health Problems

    Nice, that is great to hear. There's no greater sense of relief than hearing news like like that. It's like finally breathing after mouths of holding your breath. I go every 5 or so months for my ct scans. Small price to pay to keep a good eye in things.
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    Parent Thread

    Hook, line, and sinker. Calm down I wasn't serious. :P
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    Parent Thread

    You would certainly know.
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    Parent Thread

    Hey if they're pounding the door you know they're safe!
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    Parent Thread

    The thing that sucks about these early mornings is I can't really tag her in since she is getting ready to head to work(teacher) and gas to leave by 6. I'm sure it's just a phase but shit man it's brutal. Thank god he's been at least napping good. I can at least get some chill time then.
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    Parent Thread

    Kids been up since 4:30. 4 motherfucking 30. I think he's doing this shit on purpose just to spite me now.
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    Overwatch

    I love how trying to kill a Reinhardt or Winston takes 30 minutes when you're fighting against them but 5-7 seconds max when I'm playing as them. lol I suck so fucking bad. Where did all the shittier than me players go!?
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    How much do you weigh?

    YUGE bones actually.