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RG3 needs to end up on the rams, for like a sixth round draft pick. #justredskinsthings

Intra Crimean ballistic missile?

Uconn women's basketball team. He identifies as female and goes by Regina now.

Well she needs time on the remaining weekends to head her charity for the relief of young men with awkward boners foundation. A true hero. Edit - this cheerleader also tried to sex up a kid, he was 12

Right, but once he leads the league in picks, at least he'll have the credentials to demand being the highest paid player in the league, #JustEliThings.

I think next season*. This is with zero research. *source: my ass

At least the bullet wasnt intercepted. And hes not costing chicago 17 million dollars. Two reasons he could take over for Cutler.

He should just wait a season, since this is one of those years where they slip into the playoffs, Eli remembers how to play QB, and then they beat the patriots on some amazing/miracle play with 30 seconds left in the super bowl.

Not a problem, he's from Kentucky.

There should be some kind of law that whatever gets removed from a pair of titties immediately goes into another. Also GIS: cleavage

Your move Michael Bay

That guy in the background sure seems to be having a good time!

I'm just waiting for dudes to start jumping on the bandwagon in case there is some massive settlement. "cosby totally raped me too"!

I think one of the prevalent moon creation theories is from an ancient mega impact, with a mars sized planet "thea". If the moon was molten for a few million years that makes more sense.

So the cowboys?

All my pats homerism aside. Luck is amazingly talented, this might his/colts year.

Hey, lets be fair. The colts are awesome. They just need to solve their problem of having the patriots run for 200 yards and beat them by 20 points every game. But I'm told that 8% ball inflation is worth 35-50 points per game. Thats why the patriots got blown out in the super bowl, when...

So they had nothing indicating brady knew. And were basically going fishing in his personal phone? And when he made records available so they could pursue anyone he spoke with, the nfl said "nah".

They had jastremskis phone though. That's where the deflator texts came from. Which means they already had access to the content of those texts between him and brady.

Am I allowed to think that basically everyone involved in this on every side fucked up? And that every fan commenting on this is going over the top, be it calling brady a saint or some Machiavellian super villain... or does that make me a Boston homer?

Can someone Photoshop Clint Eastwood in next to that empty chair?

Have we introduced lumie to diazapene yet?

I'm from Maine, and wooden boats have fuck all to do with this state. The bottom 10% of the state geographically has like 90% of the people, and is basically like anywhere else in new england. The rest of the state, outside of tourist destinations, is our own special brand of Appalachia...

So it was "more likely than not"?

Look at the shadows on the trees... That side of the pool is dark because of shadows, and the pool is empty. He is offering himself to the swiss family robinson, and his child bride, on the rope-bridge, is reveling in the glory of his sacrifice to those darkest of gods.

Resolution too sharp, would not bang.

ftfy

Thank god he didnt run into a football, and take some air out of it. No victims.

FTFY

I have this same problem everytime I measure which one of my nuts hangs lower.

Used to be a famous athlete. The entire rest of your family gets famous for no reason. Underlying competitive spirit makes you find some way to compete for equal attention? armchair psych.

Unless youre taking it butthole first, im fairly sure its always consensual.

49ers are playing the long move. If you remove the entire rest of the team, Kaep will have to learn how to throw.

This forum has ruined me. Everytime I see a pic of Hilldog in the politics thread, I always assume theres going to be a spoiler following it.

Black pipe

Fair enough. Lets move on.

Cowboys need to find a way to get AP to complete the perfect offseason. Hardy, Gregory, Collins, Peterson.

We talkin 'bout Patrice?

Guilty until proven innocent. Fuck the 5th.