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  1. Hoss

    Miyagi-do vs Cobra Kai

    Cobra Kai is nothing but a tournament style. Absolute garbage.
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    Obscure TV Shows

    Quantum Leap - Maybe not so obscure since there's a meme Alf
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    Loki

    Good question. I think she's delightful all on her own. But she might be too much without the black widow background. Her appearance here sort of assumes the viewer knows who she is. Like when betty white would show up in movies in the past few years. Your reaction was "Fuck yeah, Betty...
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    Wheel of Time

    SOLD! I'll look it up. Terry Brooks sounded familiar. I see he wrote a star wars novel too.
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    Loki

    My ranking for the phase 4 series so far would be 1. Hawkeye (surprising the hell out of me) 2. Wandavision 3. Loki - Only ranks so low because I hate time travel. They did a good job of it till the end. I actually enjoyed that they were using it to eliminate multiverses, which I also hate...
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    Obscure TV Shows

    I still tell people that I'm having my midlife crisis at 60. I got that from the old dude (bartender?) who was married to the hottie. This has been a great thread so far. I don't know if these count as obscure but I miss Dukes of Hazzard, Buck Rodgers, The Fall Guy, and even The Rockford...
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    The Witcher

    It is an issue with the show. But it's an issue with every single show everywhere. I can't believe no one has come up with a way to deaden music and enhance dialog yet on the consumer hardware level.
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    Wheel of Time

    are you recommending those things right now? Because I've never even heard of shannara and didn't watch got. Wife and I skipped GoT initially because the books weren't finished and she had gotten burned on the WoT books. Now it's just so long that it's intimidating to think about starting it.
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    Wheel of Time

    Yeah for people who aren't miserable joyless fucks.
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    Sports Card Collecting.

    I've only ever been interested in Cowboys cards. I have others, but I just stick them in a binder and forget about them. It finally paid off about 3 years ago. Drew Pearson was visiting a dealership in my area and I found a card for him to sign. Got to wear his superbowl ring too. I barely...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Same with the ramp. I feel like I'm suffocating if it doesn't ramp up immediately because I have to work harder to suck in the breath than if I didn't have the mask on at all. Once I started on it, the only times I ever didn't wear it were 1. Too drunk to get to bed 2. Travelling. I used...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    He's higher brow than me. I googled that shit and still can't figure out what it means. Curtains? That makes no sense in this context.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    When he gets the machine, have him wear it while watching TV. I was told nobody sleeps with it the entire night the first night. But I used it on the couch for a few hours to get used to it and then I wore it all night. The difference the next morning was impossible to ignore. I wore it all...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    You're just pissed that vanessa PM'd him erect and flaccid cock measurements and won't do the same for you. Pic probably related. This is FSR. Post pics you inbred faggots.
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    Obscure TV Shows

    that was pretty baller.
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    Obscure TV Shows

    First wave was amazing. I imagine all conspiracy theorists to be like that crazy guy in first wave.
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Is there a town named two dogs fucking around there? Named after chief two dogs fucking who was chief for 100 years?
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    wut? On first read I thought that was an indian named lame deer. I see now that's a name for their tribe. Or village. Or whatever the fuck injuns have.
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Absolutely. You're fucking her not marrying her. As long as she's hot, dip your wick.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    It's not in any pain.
  21. Hoss

    Obscure TV Shows

    The best thing about the obscure tv shows is that even if they lasted only one season, that's like 30 episodes. Last year I came across Highlander: The Raven and got to watch it. In reality it lasted one season, but it felt like 2 extra long seasons. I was a big highlander fan back in the...
  22. Hoss

    RIP Betty White

    Can you imagine the probate as we all fight over his travel trailer and the 3 tireless rims for it?
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    RIP Betty White

    I'm sorry for your loss folebro. Move on
  24. Hoss

    Hunting Thread

    Those rules allow modern muzzleloaders except during the heritage season. they specifically bar inline muzzle loaders for that rule and that's the distinguishing feature of a modern muzzle loader.
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    RIP Betty White

    Yup. And others may want to grieve but don't visit this section. But the official policy is apparently that we are only allowed to grieve her death with nudes. I guess that's why this is the chosen spot. Not politics, not general, not in a grown up fashion, not even the movies or TV sections...
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    RIP Betty White

    the policy on foh before was always to let the threads go in order to let people grieve in their own way. I see the noose is tightening.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Speaking of that. I hit a dog this morning. It was dark, dog was that black and brown mottled color, and it stepped out right in front of the car before I saw it. Couldn't stop in time. I screeched like a bitch in surprise. Like I didn't know I could make that sound. So that sucked. And now...
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    Star Wars Novels (Keep your EU shit out of here!)

    I was trying to remember how powerful he got. What did he do? Those books sort of focused more on Hans kids. I think they were all more powerful than him. Anakin transfigured in much the same way Luke did in the movies. And he could time travel. Book Luke couldn't do anything like that...
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    Star Wars Novels (Keep your EU shit out of here!)

    Meh. In the same way obi Wan did when he cleaved maul in two. I don't think that's enough for the kind of power boost he'd need to surpass Vader. Vader was taking it easy on him trying to turn him.
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    Star Wars Novels (Keep your EU shit out of here!)

    Luke tapping into the darkside in rotj? When was that? Max Luke power levels in the original movies was less than Vader. Because the power of love doesn't count. When he died in ep8 he was probably higher than Vader. In the books he probably got equal to Vader before they retconned them all.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    If your child listens to shit music, the answer is to learn the lyrics and start singing along. But if you start down this path be sure you're willing to go all in. My daughter called my bluff and switched to other shitty music. I finally folded when she got to kpop and jpop. At least that's...
  32. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Sitting in an airport watching TV. They have the fucking shit zoomed in instead of full screen so all the shit on the edges are clipped. Goddamn fucking mongoloids shouldn't be allowed to touch remote controls.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Counter with an offer that's like 10% of the original. It won't get you the house but maybe it will get the point across that those conditions greatly reduce the value of the house. Oh and for that rental agreement, make the rent high. I hope he's at least paying your mortgage for those 3...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    If you're serious about rules like that, you need to provide a complimentary poop knife.
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    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    WTF are you talking about? There was no mention of a line in the original post. Goddamit are you trying to weasel out of a fucking bet with yourself?
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    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    I don't think hair color means whatever you think lot means.
  37. Hoss

    Dear Erronius

    I don't know what futa is, but if you got leisure suit larry, hook a boomer up.
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    Netsmas 2021 Celebration!

    Has the meaning of the "fappening" changed? I don't recognize any of these hoes from the fappening blog and most of them look like professional photos to boot. What the fuck is that about? Fappening is supposed to be leaked nudes of celebrities we know from other shit.
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    What tickles your pickle

    Seems like most of vietnam is named nguyen. One of those Nguyen's once told me the reason the name is so popular. Apparently when the ruler was overthrown, the new ruler would kill all of the old ruler's relatives. So the relatives of the old ruler who didn't want to be involved in that...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I move my hand out of the way after they put the bills in my hand and often get stunned looks. If they are too fast, I turn my hand and drop the coins on the floor on their side and make them pick them up. Then i tell them that wouldn't happen if they gave the coins first. This is not a...