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Is the Loch Ness monster banned from this thread? Why hasn't "Fix your shit" been suggested?

Nice self dox Chris from North Carolina.

When I order pizza, under special instructions I tell them the tip is doubled if they do the "shave and a haircut" knock. So far 1 out of 2 did it. The first one surprised me. The second one admitted he didn't read the special instructions and didn't know what shave and a haircut was even if...

I think you meant to ask what's in my shredder. You'll have to dig the pieces out of the burn barrel to find out. Bring lots of tape, its a crosscut shredder.

That's where you're wrong, kiddo. They always have something to hide.

What pisses me off about this is that if they consider those people tipped employees (or whatever the legal definition is) they can fuck them over and give them 2 bucks an hour. So tip them if you fucking hate them. Or don't tip if you want to do them a favor. Now I wanna know what was in...

Neg tuco for the injustice is still my favorite FOH motto worthy trope.

:emoji_fork_knife_plate::emoji_poop::emoji_coffin::emoji_gay_pride_flag: I mean that both as a motto and instructions for op.

The people I've seen keep the hide say it's to protect the meat till they get it back home. I always thought it would mean more hair to have to wash off. Have you ever come back for the second trip to find scavengers already eating the rest? I'm guessing that's why you take the best stuff first.

How do you butcher it? Do you carry a gambrel into the woods and look for a tree branch at just the right height, or do you do it on the ground? My dad always used to gut the deer in the woods and he'd do it on the ground. He'd find a couple rocks or branches to prop it up a few inches but...

Does your friend look anything like a baby seal? Otters will rape baby seals to death.

Dammit, now you make me wish I had snapchat. Or knew what it was.

Aight I'll send you mine and next time just give the girl that. I'll let you know if I start getting random nudes.

He was literally the only thing they had going on. Mostly it was his running, but offense is offense.

The ball is allowed to move, retard. He never lost control or even bobbled it. He was just tucking it in. It was magnificent and I'd be saying that even if he was a saint.

Minor rustle but when they were talking about the cowboy / saints game yesterday on the NFL network, they kept saying that we were working on a short week. What? Both teams played last thursday, there's no short week here other than the possible day off they might have gotten for thanksgiving.

My dad had that issue of Playboy. I always thought that was the most awkward damn wink ever. Don't get me wrong, I still spilled my seed upon the ground to it, but afterwards I noticed the strange wink.

They're going to look like 55 gallon drums with schedule 40 conduit for arms and legs.

They might try. No but seriously my parents moved us out of the ghetto when I was a kid. It's like 2% blacks around here. I'd only have to worry about white trash meth heads, and lets face it, even they are less likely to rob a delivery guy.

Damn. I'd do that shit on weekends. And it's available in my area too. Thanks for the tip!

If trans racial is on topic, don't forget the original trans racial movie, Soul Man. Juwana man Yentl (This one is horrible but I bet they won't dare delete it because it's babs Streisand) Tootsie (Another terrible one they won't dare delete) Jack and Jill (probably the most accurate depiction...

goddammit you managed to both be fucking wrong. It's the Goldbergs' house because there's more than one goldberg and the house belongs to them. It's plural and possessive. You're wrong because he actually wrote house in the sentence. Even if it was parenthetical it shows that was the...

jimmy rustles like this tickle my pickle because my POA is optional and I optionaled the fuck out. I do still go to the meetings to keep up with them because one year they tried to change the deed restrictions and make the poa mandatory.

I think it's called the same thing, but the newer methods just try to leave the ovaries when they can. Back when they first started doing them, they'd just take it all out.

I think he's cheating. If we're to believe these are shower thoughts, he'd have to be showering damn near every day.

Don't get your hopes up too high. Are they taking the ovaries? If so menopause happens immediately, doesn't it? If they leave them then you just won't have the usual warning signs when it does hit and she'll be neurotic about it until it happens. BTW the vasectomy wasn't for nothing...

In all seriousness, you need to show your boss the same shit you showed your family. If she hasn't tried to burn you at work yet, she still can. It won't cause any trouble for her, but it will inoculate you if she continues with the bullshit.

Uh oh. This is a dangerous line of thought. 5 years from now she's still going to be there and you're going to be wondering every day if this is the day she leaves. cuntanayan is right, you need to kick her out. Yes. While watching bloodrayne and Monty Python's the meaning of life. We...

Now I will read the next 3 pages and find out she's a tranny, you've been cheating on her for 3 years with her dogs, and you've been purposely feeding her psychotic medicine hoping you'd catch her flossing her teeth with buckshot on the security cams. Oh and side note, engaged for 2 years and...

You should be able to tell from the picture that no crust was harmed in the consuming of those pizzas. Unless it was emotionally harmed by being thrown in the garbage. I even got the thin crust crap so I wouldn't be tempted to eat any.

Yeah, it's not too bad though. I can have 50 g of carbs a day. This pizza barely had any sauce on it. I didn't order it that way on purpose but I will next time. Yup. Like a savage.

Damn, I saw the trailer and thought this was the tranny who plays dreamer on supergirl. Nicole maines. That's a horribly unflattering costume.

I'm liking it, is it dropping on fridays? I never read the books but my wife did. So far her complaints are 1. Egwene is supposed to be hot 2. Nynaeve is supposed to be fondling her braid when she channels 3. The girls were never considered as the dragon. She did complain about the...

@latheboy @Vanessa I normally wouldn't ruin a good story with the truth, but in this case the truth is plenty bad enough by itself. This is the second time he talked about it. In the previous mention I believe he mentioned going down on her. So he fucked a girl who fucks dogs. Sloppy...

I almost compared ossoi to you, but you looked tame in comparison.

In his defense, there's not a single thread on the forum that doesn't have at least one idiot participating.

Stole from MeWe Sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies Come and listen to my story bout a kid named Kyle Commies fucked with him and he left them in a pile. Gaige pulled a gun and attempted to murder Kyle turned his bicep into hamburger Ground round that is with a touch of soy Well the...

Was in in November 2016? That the last time for me.

Vanessa vs. Ossoi - You can be an allright guy for most of your life, but lose your shit once and snort coke off a dick or go in for sloppy seconds after a chick fucks a dog, and you're an ossoi for the rest of your life. That's way worse than being an allright guy for most of your life, then...

Ossoi vs. Foler - One pretends to be an asshat, one is not pretending. It's obvious to me who should win.