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That's why I don't update most of my apps. Some I wish I could just delete like youtube and google hangouts. But the ones I use, I'll update it as long as the notes don't say anything about new features. Fuck you and your new features, I like the goddam app as is and new features are always...

I used to always ID the cougars and it usually made them smile. "Sorry our policy says to ID anyone who looks like they're under 25..." I've always had a thing for cougars. None of them ever fucked me, but I'd go in the bathroom later and pretend they did.

To the best of my knowledge all cell phone plans are like this now. With my carrier, I got true unlimited for a lot longer than most because I stayed on the more expensive legacy plan for years. Then eventually I found out the legacy plan was being throttled too so I switched and saved money...

Definitely looks like some in the front are missing. I guess it was a damn good dicking if she was still happy after being arrested. That should go on that kid's resume.

You're probably right that it was Travis naked in his car. I didn't search for a story. Good points on it being Garth Brooks' fault that we have pop country, but I still maintain strait is what they're trying to copy. Success brings copycats. He was way more successful than brooks.

Maybe she was awkwardly looking for a sugar daddy to help pay her rent. Was she cute?

Whatever. He had a chance to attend a super orgy and this was just the excuse he chose.

If this was a response to the whiny thing, I think you misunderstand. Not talking about the subject matter but the tone. Blues is not whiny like that. They complain without whining. That Jackson song isn't anywhere close to sounding like a blues song. The way the notes all bleed into each...

You realize there was no video with that, right? Was it supposed to prove George Strait can play guitar? Didn't have his name in the title and I didn't hear his voice in the few parts I listened to. Also, since when is strait the king? That's elvis. While Strait isn't one of these new...

Can't wait till the inevitable meeting where you mix the audios and everyone else hears the porn you're playing. Oh sorry "youtube" video. *wink*wink*nudge*nudge* I'm a dinosaur. I still have 2 computers. If I was still playing MMOs, I guarantee I'd be crafting or questing during all...

Watching a sports show. They showed that Kyler murray had the shortest odds in vegas to win MVP and I was like, "Wait, is that a midget joke?" Maybe not but I still worfed IRL.

Alan Jackson is probably the newest country singer that I really like. However, that song's too whiny for me. I liked this one better with the same message. Edit: I like how George Strait's guitar is just a prop. Does he even know how to play? At least Alan Jackson strummed when he...

Supposed to be a lot of porn in those emails.

Good. Goodell is going to find out who really runs the NFL. Bout time his ass got the boot. Even if I'm wrong, it's a no-lose situation for the cowboy fans. I'm officially pissed at gruden now. Sports has been on in the background all day and I am sick and fucking tired of hearing every...

Oh yeah I forgot that up until about 2 weeks ago I was fasting nearly every day for at least 16 hours. It's not feasible to do it now when the mealtime windows are short and I never know what they're serving till I get there.

lol he looks 50+. Apparently he's only 33.

My doctor is also a believer in low carb diets, so he's got me covered. He dropped a lot of weight himself a few years ago.

No, not starving mentally. I kept hearing that carbs are what makes you hungry but I never believed it till now. For example 2 nights ago I ate like 4 tbls of peanut butter for dinner because the facility I'm on had a bunch of fried shit out. Not hungry, felt good. Played on my tablet...

How does acupuncture work for weight loss? I had trouble finding anyone close who did it. A couple years ago we looked and found a class that taught hypnosis but that's it. I started going to OA meetings instead. Those meetings are good, but I haven't exactly ruined my life with overeating...

I was thinking it would have been nice to place a bet on there being at least one miss. But in reality, I bet the odds would have sucked. I didn't get to watch it, how many misses were there total?

Which one was the pit in that last one? Looked like a lab mix and a rotty. And it was the lab who was the aggressor. Also foldger, this is why you carry a gun. Shoot the dog and if the owner gets in the way .. oh well. Hardly related but another nitpick. Stop standing directly in front...

Bye week is off to an early lead.

I went to a hypnotist and she finally got me to give up carbs (less than 50g per day). My wife had been trying for 6 years.

MacAfee is the only answer I'd believe for 99% of the people who post here.

Waylon Jennings is an old timer. Hell he died last year I think. George Strait is still around but he's not a youngblood. Dunno if he's still recording but I heard a couple years ago that he was arrested nekkid and drunk in his trans am in a parking lot. They said it was DWI but I call...

BTW I was only halfway joking about the niners losing to the bye week. The way they're getting injured you could have your star player go down in practice. Or half the team go to cancun and get chinese bat aids.

Just submitted a webform and the last question was "What's 2+2". In the box it said "Just a simple math problem to prove you're not a robot" I answered "Good thinking! Computers are notoriously bad at math" Now it thinks I'm a snarky robot.

How many points do they need before they're awarded 2 wins? Because points aint what qualifies you for the playoffs. That said, I hope they beat the redskins 101 - 3, the scoreboard rolls over and reads 1-3, and the skins fans who don't watch the game tune in at the end and think they're...

Talking shit about the chiefs feels like talking shit about Gravy. I cannot bring myself to do it.

I noticed that in the previous fights. Serious question, is that legal in boxing? In the prior fights it looked like he was only doing it on the opposite side of the ref and the ref had to struggle to get them separated. But I couldn't tell if he ever got a warning for the few shots the ref...

So we're sitting at a dozen missed PATs in Week 5 I think. Unless the chiefs and bills missed some. That ties the league record. Does anyone know how many missed kicks total because there were a lot of missed FGs too. Did the NFL fuck with the kicking ball this year?

Was it all luck? I mean, we injured a bunch of them. Did you see how lewis tricked barkley into stepping on his ankle? Masterful. The hit that took out jones wasn't luck. We would beat their asses even at full strength. Because while they were hurt, we weren't in synch at the start of...

God dammit now you got me wondering what it would be like to get a blowhole job from an actual dolphin.

Daniel Jones was out on is fucking feet.

The giants have already missed a FG on their first possession, and you know the cowboys are going to miss kicks. What's the total missed kick count up to? Edit: Holy shit the cowboys made a FG. Maybe it's opposite weekend for NFL kickers.

Oh. The only way I know to do that is the streaming sites that are always linked here. Will any of them have it recorded?

I don't know what that means. Appalachian Regional Healthcare is what google keeps coming up with.

I would rather have had a spinoff or continuation of the story. But as long as JMS is in charge I'll give it a shot.

I will eventually. Not feasible to stream something that long right now. Hopefully when I'm home I can find it somewhere. Last week they showed the 2 previous fights and they were very good.

Italians aint white, therefore it can't be a white power symbol.