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  1. Jx3

    How do you recognize a stoned gargoyle?

    Pretty much, we're a bitter angry bunch. Also, we give no shits about someones 1337 skillz on some 15+ year old game. Maybe if it was still relevant, honestly even then you would still get treated like shit. You seem simple.
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    How do you recognize a stoned gargoyle?

    Dumb shit goes here, you'll catch on eventually.
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    Why I play Ultima Online

    May want to tone that sig down a bit bro, banhammer is hunting.
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    Why I play Ultima Online

    I'm not scared of some man on man love. No eye contact.
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    Why I play Ultima Online

    I pitch though. I'm a power top
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    Why I play Ultima Online

    Hug it out bro?
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    What do you do?

    I start student teaching next semester at a middle school. Pretty excited but working for 4 months for free doesnt make me too happy.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Meh, I'm the same boat as many others. I blame the one in the relationship for cheating, not the single person. I myself have never been cheated and to my knowledge have never been with someone who was cheating. Being mad at Onoes doesnt make sense to me, I mean shit if someone was fucking my...
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    Why I play Ultima Online

    I wont, how 'bout them apples?
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    Why I play Ultima Online

    This thread sucks and so does UO. Eat a dick
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    Why I play Ultima Online

    Also, report my nuts
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Bro five Onoes. Keep fighting the good fight.
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    Arrow

    Its pronounced Coo-nark
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    Since when the fuck can you not say Wakandan American in screenshots? Why infraction?

    So is dune coon still acceptable? I mean American Inventor is just low class but dune coon is funny.
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    God Loves Uganda (anti-gay documentary)

    I support anything that stops people from eating Da Poo Poo. I mean you want to pee in butts go for it, but I draw the line at poo poo feasts.
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    Arrow

    Finally got around to watching the finale and it was simply awesome. I know I'm just preaching to the choir here but the show is fantastic. Flash looks like it's going to be just as good so that excites me. I'm curious if Thea is going to be trained to becomeSpeedysince I think its been...
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    The Flash

    Just got done watching the extended trailer. Holy shit I want this show NOW!
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I would just like to throw out the fact that I am super white. My last name is English as a stiff upper lip and my mothers maiden name is just as English. In fact we traced both families all the way back to 1640 or something and its all English. So I get like +7 to my passive auras.
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    Big Picasso's thread or BPT for short.

    Tarrant be checkin crackers privileges and shit. Feel like we need Obama to hold another Beer Summit
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    Arrow

    Fuck yes. Hopefully Merlin breaks bad and fucks up a ton of shit. I would watch a spin off just about Malcolm Merlin
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    Any advice on temporary turtle care?

    Shell aint broke, I assume the dog didnt knaw off one of its legs. It will be fine. Now as far as if its a pet or not, I dunno.
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    28mm Miniature Tabletop Wargaming Thread

    They seem to putting forth a lot of effort to calm the nerd rage. Unusual coming from GW
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Everytime I see Onoes post in here .
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Bro I love you, if I ever find myself in the big AZ I would totally go to the bar with you. Live yo' life Wakandan, just keep back from the crazies and do not respond, ever. Like ever ever.
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    Couple Cowboy fans on my facebook are having fucking seizures over the lack of Johnny Football on their roster. The fact he went to Cleveland aka "The Land Where Careers Go To Die" makes me giggle even more.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Former roommate used to get drunk, smoke a bowl and then just put Goodbye Horses on repeat for hours. After walking into that a few times I decided dude needed to move out.
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Probably not unless there was someway for them to lose points for fucking up. Also, go Wizards The one thing that will piss you off faster than anything else?
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    Amazing Spider-Man 2

    Pretty sure he was some retard (like Forrest Gump level stupid) that was already pretty strong but then was either given a suit that made him super strong and it bonded to his skin or he was experimented on. Might be a combination of both.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    A month, it all depends how it works out with the Chipotle chick
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Feels good man. Which martial art would you like to learn if you had the time.
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    28mm Miniature Tabletop Wargaming Thread

    I know its not common on these boards but I try not to freak out after every single rumor, but hearing about 7th edition is making me sad. Anyone can summon a deamon? Wtf
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What the fuck are you doing bringing joy in this thread! Penthouse letters or stories of how horrible marriage is you dumbass!! Serious talk bro, thats awesome. A happy relationship is always a good thing. Just remember diamonds are a scam, go with moissanite. It's Tuco approved.
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    male rape survivors

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I'd fight a dude over Miranda Kerr. Don't give a shit how big he is. Hell even with no make-up she looks good.
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    The Kansas City BBQ "get-together and pig out" thread

    Bro if I make the 10 hour drive for the BBQ will you 40k with me?
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    The Baja Blast Thread

    Fuck yeah, love this shit. Time to slam dunk a bajillion bottles and get Homer Simpson level of fat
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    28mm Miniature Tabletop Wargaming Thread

    As much as I want to get rid of my GW stuff and write it off forever I can't. I'll more than likely be buying 7th edition. I hate myself.
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Nope, I assume that it's part of the deal. Are you happy with your life so far?