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what guns were they using? Micro tavor was my first thought, but later I realized they weren't bull pups. The Micro Tavor probably has a longer barrel.

I'm going to have to stop giving foldger so much shit. Whatever else you wanna say about him, you can't say he doesn't pay his bets.

It's obvious someone is confused about the future plans. But remind me about the kid thing. He wanted kids and you didn't? That usually goes the other way.

I was about to say that the best time travel movie hasn't been made yet. But then I realized that maybe it was and was sent back to be released in 2015.

It was said tongue in cheek. You not only missed that, but also missed the point of what he was saying. It was like a knot of wrongness that I don't know how to start untying.

context clues would tell you that it's another forum.

I hear ya, but this is the site I shitpost on. She shitposts on free republic. We have an informal agreement to not set foot in the other's shitposting kingdom.

It was decent, but far from great. The biggest LOL for me was at the end when pratt said that meeting his daughter in the future really changed him. Motherfucker, you had NO character arc. The only one that came close to a character arc was his dad. You were exactly the same when you came...

Sweet. What was our record last time they did us? 5-11? Did any team ever do well after being on Hard Knocks? I kinda stopped paying attention. Since we're on the gay thing, my favorite part of the last time they did the Cowboys was Richmond Flowers being obviously gay and trying to...

Unless you gave her a fake name and address. Honestly I don't understand why that's such a hard concept.

See? Since you know how to spell it you can look that info up.

You are literally arguing against him taking small steps to mend the relationship because you have diagnosed him with whatever weird shit you suffer from. No evidence of it, but that's what he's got and therefore he shouldn't try anything.

Lesson 1 Fahrenheit fah ren heit

Which 12 step program taught you that, exactly? If all you have to offer is that he's unfixable trash, maybe you should fuck off to his thread in screenshots and leave the grownup section for people who are rooting for the couple. Or at least people who won't actively try to sabotage them.

Kittens too. They'll chop the cat's paws off and feed it to their snake. The paws get chopped so the cat doesn't damage the snake. But my rule is if a family comes round with a kid, they get it for free.

you should use that software that compares posting styles.

That's fair. Mrs Hoss is too BTW, but she doesn't post here. My wife is more radical than me and has said many times we fucked up when we gave women the right to vote.

You said you want more attention from her. So spending time with her in the pool should satisfy that for you too. It's a no brainer. Do that more often. Maybe you can pick a day and you'll be in the pool with her every week on that night at a minimum.

It's not that. It sounds to me like his wife isn't giving him something he needs but the hookers and cam whores do. He's not giving her what she needs either obviously, it cuts both ways. Doesn't mean they don't love each other. They just both need to make an effort to give the other one what...

first of all motherfucker, don't try to drag me into that fucking thread. Second, Don't forget there's also a haus. So there's 3 of us.

I told you already. Check the bathrooms and utility closets.

I thought it was going to be a dick joke about chinamen. Something along the lines of how it's easy because they can't make it past his teeth.

You need more therapy than j53

Couldn't think of a better way to say girlfriend so it can be turned around and apply to you.

Thats the Hollywood version. In truth he'll be fucking fat bitches in the bathroom. There's a saying. If you meet an asshole in the morning then no big deal. You just met an asshole. But if you keep meeting assholes all day long your the asshole. I think that applies to crazy SOs.

That sounds like a case of y'all speaking different love languages. You like attention. What do you do to make her feel loved? Not so much what do you try. But what works. Probably need her to answer.

They wouldn't have to be subjective. For example, "7 orgasms per calendar week" is something that can be counted. What about sexaholics anonymous? Is that one of her demands?

Not with an attitude like that, he won't.

Seems like it was more than 1. But I think there was only one who died that he had fucked relatively recently. This dead hooker was the one he fucked in his own house while his wife was in the hospital with his son. I remember that because the general consensus was that it was a lucky break...

Man posts about a real problem in the grownup forum and she makes snide remarks to people trying to help him. She's already ceded the moral high ground. I like how no one has advised him to lawyer up yet. I assume it's because we all know johnny gets paid under the table so his income is...

No vested interest other than an interest in my fellow bro. That's why I'm trying to get him help. I don't expect you to understand what it's like to deal with a man's sex drive.

shhhh I wasn't going to mention that you can fuck them while your wife thinks you're getting help.

he? That sounded like something a dude would type to you?

Just to be clear dude, you most likely are a sex addict. Just go to a sexaholics anonymous meeting and listen. Afterwards if you're still not sure talk to someone who's been there a while and see what their take is. Cost is free other than an hour or 2 of your time. But it's not the end of...

I hope you're not trying to get CPR from her. That snaggletooth might slice your larynx open.

Undetermined. Show us a recent photo of her hoing it up.

He wouldn't want Johnny and his magic dick anywhere near his fucked up whores. They might get their shit together and then where would he be? Or die from an overdose. He's had a lot of that too.

Maybe he just doesn't wear it where you can see it.

My theory is that youngest is in college now.